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Today I am going to teach you uneducated bastards about the Civil War of the United States of America. As I'm sure you know, the United States was split in twain, with the Union States of the North fighting against the Confederate States of the South. While the main reason behind the war cited is the fight over slavery, there were several other factors in play as well, and in fact in many cases slavery could be considered just an excuse to get a good fight in.
The war began in 1861, and while there were numerous combats up until then, the war came upon a decisive change in 1863, when a group of paleontologists discovered a lost valley of the dinosaurs in Virginia. The Union forces harnessed the power of these primeval beasts and used them as their secret weapon against the South, a move that proved disastrous, as nobody is truly capable of controlling a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
Poor South will do anything to try and imagine the North lost.
Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
I don't see anything in the synopsis contradicting what I said.
After Booth shot Lincoln there was a scene change and Booth sang an inspiring song about why he killed Lincoln while the Balladeer sung on about how he inspired a history of violence.
Of course, the dino-valley would come in immensely useful again at the outbreak of The Great War of 1914, when German sympathisers managed to smuggle several eggs out of the United States, thus establishing their presence in the European Military establishment.
They proved perhaps less effective during Hitler's lebensraum expansion, with the Polish 2nd mounted dino brigade being decimated in the face of advancing German armour, hopelessly outdated for the the rigours of modern warfare.
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Instead, I found this thread to be full of fact and perfection.
i was all ready to talk about Colonel Angus too
Colonel Angus also was a promoter for Dicken's Cider.
He always said no woman should go to bed without a hot Dicken's Cider, and he was right.
He's sneaky!
She's a...
...a...
...a..
...clever girl.
I don't usually actually laugh out loud at things people post, but this got me.
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God damn it I was going to make a comic joke
Way to ruin it Burden
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you and i were gonna break bad on these fools
gotta be inclusive
Psshhhhhh no, there is only one true historical retelling of what happened to Wilkes Booth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassins_(musical)
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this is my second favorite musical
I don't see anything in the synopsis contradicting what I said.
After Booth shot Lincoln there was a scene change and Booth sang an inspiring song about why he killed Lincoln while the Balladeer sung on about how he inspired a history of violence.
Khavall's Beginner's Guide to Music Everything(Theory Blog)
They proved perhaps less effective during Hitler's lebensraum expansion, with the Polish 2nd mounted dino brigade being decimated in the face of advancing German armour, hopelessly outdated for the the rigours of modern warfare.
I'm kinda disappointed that you guys were not assured of my history prowess
It is my major
Mostly English and European history, but still
For with this knowledge, I will bring my own dinosaur army to life, and with it I will rule the galaxy!
My plan is infallible!
I will have enslaved all of you by this time.
just sayin' man
Upon reflection, no matter how much land I conquer, losing a series of appendages training an army of elite raptor commandoes still leaves me short.
I'd best stop while I'm ahead.
BLAMTOWN
People will be prepared to deal with dinosaur commandos after Jurassic Park IV comes out anyway.
I must know.
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