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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    send peta a video of you stripping and explaining why you think animals are tasty

    Kovak on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes, Bogey. Yes it is. Best atmosphere and indirect storytelling ever.

    A Dabble Of Thelonius on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood son of the silent age baby baby i never let you goRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Invite homeless people into your house so they will jerk you off while you toke dank nugz

    Clint Eastwood on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Knob on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    Best suggestion.

    Butters on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

    Dadouw on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    I vote this

    Tossrock on
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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited November 2008
    can you deny your people knob?

    can you?

    bent on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Say you'll did something that, while being either impossible or illegal, is hilarious and will make people on the internet think your a right laugh.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    look, man

    i can't just do a new comic, okay

    it would violate my parole

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Say you'll did something that, while being either impossible or illegal, is hilarious and will make people on the internet think your a right laugh.

    nah, i'm trying to do something different today

    Knob on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Go to church

    M.D. on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Argue with Defender about making a new Bonertown comic.

    Or just save the time and go make one.

    Defender on
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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    donate to unicef

    Meissnerd on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    look, man

    i can't just do a new comic, okay

    it would violate my parole

    Do an old comic, then

    Dadouw on
  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Shoot the hostages!

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    Ashcroft on
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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited November 2008
    man there are so many websites called bonertown

    bent on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Shoot the hostages!

    and there we go

    day planned

    Knob on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do Dallas.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Give yourself blue balls by jerking off almost all the way and then stopping right before you finish.

    Krentz on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sing on parliament hill

    Dadouw on
  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait 30 minutes and repeat.

    Krentz on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Jerk off to pictures of TDOT

    Look, I don't know if you've ever seen Tdot's tits, but

    Keith on
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  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You know, I've never actually seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off all the way through.

    Ashcroft on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have a question.

    When you take photos of you penis and send them to other forumers is it good manners to send it erect or flacid?

    Blake T on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Depends. Are you just sending social penis? Or is it more of an advertisment?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have a question.

    When you take photos of you penis and send them to other forumers is it good manners to send it erect or flacid?

    boners

    so people can expect what to feel

    Keith on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's a good idea to send your best work out

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    paper mache your penis

    Nogs on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Iron machete your penis

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Iron maiden your penis

    Nogs on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I wouldn't do that.

    I'm hoping for one of those cock casting kits that people keep talking about in the secret satan thread.

    Blake T on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    in all honesty, defender, I know a dude who really likes assassin's creed

    like, he's still always talking about what a great game it is
    because he had fun playing it

    so I guess it succeeded for him?

    Randall_Flagg on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    in all honesty, defender, I know a dude who really likes assassin's creed

    like, he's still always talking about what a great game it is
    because he had fun playing it

    so I guess it succeeded for him?

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    Don't worry, I'm sure there's a cart full of hay down there.

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    stay away from porn and jerk off to whatever shit is on tv
    if you have any particularly good channels stay away from them, like porn or ftv or nickelodeon
    shots of attractive ladies are mixed in with dweeby guys
    it should take a while to get a good build up
    longer to get something on screen you are satisfied about finishing to
    let it take a few hours so any thought that it may be great due to the build up is likely to be ruined by an impatient finish to a brief shot of a chick in a bikini followed by watching a dude in gym shorts for the extended length

    Air on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Air wrote: »
    stay away from porn and jerk off to whatever shit is on tv
    if you have any particularly good channels stay away from them, like porn or ftv or nickelodeon
    shots of attractive ladies are mixed in with dweeby guys
    it should take a while to get a good build up
    longer to get something on screen you are satisfied about finishing to
    let it take a few hours so any thought that it may be great due to the build up is likely to be ruined by an impatient finish to a brief shot of a chick in a bikini followed by watching a dude in gym shorts for the extended length

    Goddammit.

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender what if I got a free copy of Assassins Creed, is it okay to play it?

    M.D. on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You aren't allowed to have your own fun. You are only allowed to have Defender Approved (TM) Fun.

    Blake T on
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