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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    send peta a video of you stripping and explaining why you think animals are tasty

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes, Bogey. Yes it is. Best atmosphere and indirect storytelling ever.

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    Steam - Talon Valdez : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood I'm At Your House On The Hill. I Fucked Your Girl And Your Neighbor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Invite homeless people into your house so they will jerk you off while you toke dank nugz

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    Best suggestion.

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bent wrote: »
    make a new bonertown comic

    I vote this

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited November 2008
    can you deny your people knob?

    can you?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Say you'll did something that, while being either impossible or illegal, is hilarious and will make people on the internet think your a right laugh.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    look, man

    i can't just do a new comic, okay

    it would violate my parole

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Say you'll did something that, while being either impossible or illegal, is hilarious and will make people on the internet think your a right laugh.

    nah, i'm trying to do something different today

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Go to church

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Argue with Defender about making a new Bonertown comic.

    Or just save the time and go make one.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    donate to unicef

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    look, man

    i can't just do a new comic, okay

    it would violate my parole

    Do an old comic, then

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Shoot the hostages!

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  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited November 2008
    man there are so many websites called bonertown

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Shoot the hostages!

    and there we go

    day planned

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Do Dallas.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Give yourself blue balls by jerking off almost all the way and then stopping right before you finish.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sing on parliament hill

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait 30 minutes and repeat.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Jerk off to pictures of TDOT

    Look, I don't know if you've ever seen Tdot's tits, but

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  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You know, I've never actually seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off all the way through.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have a question.

    When you take photos of you penis and send them to other forumers is it good manners to send it erect or flacid?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Depends. Are you just sending social penis? Or is it more of an advertisment?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have a question.

    When you take photos of you penis and send them to other forumers is it good manners to send it erect or flacid?

    boners

    so people can expect what to feel

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's a good idea to send your best work out

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    paper mache your penis

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast Satan!
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Iron machete your penis

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Iron maiden your penis

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast Satan!
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I wouldn't do that.

    I'm hoping for one of those cock casting kits that people keep talking about in the secret satan thread.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    in all honesty, defender, I know a dude who really likes assassin's creed

    like, he's still always talking about what a great game it is
    because he had fun playing it

    so I guess it succeeded for him?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    in all honesty, defender, I know a dude who really likes assassin's creed

    like, he's still always talking about what a great game it is
    because he had fun playing it

    so I guess it succeeded for him?

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    Don't worry, I'm sure there's a cart full of hay down there.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    stay away from porn and jerk off to whatever shit is on tv
    if you have any particularly good channels stay away from them, like porn or ftv or nickelodeon
    shots of attractive ladies are mixed in with dweeby guys
    it should take a while to get a good build up
    longer to get something on screen you are satisfied about finishing to
    let it take a few hours so any thought that it may be great due to the build up is likely to be ruined by an impatient finish to a brief shot of a chick in a bikini followed by watching a dude in gym shorts for the extended length

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Air wrote: »
    stay away from porn and jerk off to whatever shit is on tv
    if you have any particularly good channels stay away from them, like porn or ftv or nickelodeon
    shots of attractive ladies are mixed in with dweeby guys
    it should take a while to get a good build up
    longer to get something on screen you are satisfied about finishing to
    let it take a few hours so any thought that it may be great due to the build up is likely to be ruined by an impatient finish to a brief shot of a chick in a bikini followed by watching a dude in gym shorts for the extended length

    Goddammit.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender what if I got a free copy of Assassins Creed, is it okay to play it?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You aren't allowed to have your own fun. You are only allowed to have Defender Approved (TM) Fun.

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