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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender what if I got a free copy of Assassins Creed, is it okay to play it?

    If I gave you a free paddle and told you that it was designed for self-inflicted testicular smacking, would you use it?

    Seriously, it's a fucking horrible game. One of the worst I've ever played.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Assassin's Creed is pretty fun

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I believe nobody mentionned ''penis'' in this thread

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Assassin's creed is what happiness would look like if it was a videogame

  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Assasin's Creed was not all that bad. Not great, but not terrible.

    Did it rape your dog, man?

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Assassin's Creed is pretty fun

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    His avatar says Warcraft III


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

    I gave you his answer!

    Defender and I hang out all the time; I know what he likes

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tetris is the best game ever, it is impossible to disupte this.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    make an elaborate HO scale model train set

    take a shit on it

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

    I gave you his answer!

    Defender and I hang out all the time; I know what he likes

    keith I don't think this happens, keith

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm pretty sure Defender's favorite game is Gay Kissing 3: The Aftermath

    Hah! Take that!

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    go to the mall and yell at mothers with prams

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

    I gave you his answer!

    Defender and I hang out all the time; I know what he likes

    keith I don't think this happens, keith

    Why just the other day we sparred some taekwondo. It came to a draw because we are so evenly matched

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Assassin's Creed was fun as hell.

    So is Mirror's Edge

    And so is Dead Space which I finally got today hoorayyyyy

  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited November 2008
    keep your unpleasant poops in a plastic bag and make some children cry by throwing it at their puppy/other pet/face

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    tar and feather a random person in the street

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

    I gave you his answer!

    Defender and I hang out all the time; I know what he likes

    keith I don't think this happens, keith

    Why just the other day we sparred some taekwondo. It came to a draw because we are so evenly matched

    keith does this story end with "and then pony killed a guy"

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tetris is the best game ever, it is impossible to disupte this.

    fact

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Assassin's Creed is a good basic idea that was hyped up and then not delivered at all. All of the most fundamental aspects of the original concept were not executed. Specifically:

    1) The combat sucks. The entire combat system breaks down to "hold the block button and press the counter-attack button at the right time." That's literally all you need for the entire game except the first mission (you don't get counters in that one mission).
    2) The "social stealth" or "crowd-based stealth" does not exist. You cannot blend in with the crowd at all. That was the big feature the game was supposed to have, and it doesn't exist.
    3) You cannot find out information about your targets, track their routes, stalk them through the city, and then pounce on them whenever and wherever you like. This was something they said you'd be able to do, and you can't do it. You have to run some stupid errands, then your target appears at a marked location on the map, you go there, the target's waiting for you, watch a cutscene, kill the guy, watch a cutscene, mission's over. There's no freedom to do the killing how you want to do it.
    4) You can't just "go anywhere" in the world; huge portions of the world are blocked off until the last part of the game. That's acceptable, but the fact is that there isn't anything to do other than pick fights with guards. This isn't like GTA where you can do side missions and acquire property or customize your character or get new weapons. The world is completely barren.
    5) The climbing system is boring. Most of climbing is just holding the stick up. There's no timing fancy acrobatic moves like Prince of Persia, it's pretty much all automatically handled. It's not a bad system, but you spend way too much time using it.

    What the game has going for it is that the artwork, especially the animation, is superb. But it's essentially like a really well-wrapped present, except you open the present up and it's an empty box.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    assassin's creed is entertaining enough until the novelty of jumping around and knifing people wears off and sweet jesus I hate all of these fucking people get out of my way lady

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    the Thief II mod for Warcraft III

    I wasn't asking you keith

    I gave you his answer!

    Defender and I hang out all the time; I know what he likes

    keith I don't think this happens, keith

    Why just the other day we sparred some taekwondo. It came to a draw because we are so evenly matched

    keith does this story end with "and then pony killed a guy"

    We can't really prove it because he did it with his eyes, but I'm sure it was him

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tetris is the best game ever, it is impossible to disupte this.

    fact

    Tetris is for communists

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I HAVE NON DEFENDER SANCTIONED FUN!

    I played it through, twice.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    Man, that is tough as hell.

    Thief 2 is pretty awesome.
    Soul Calibur 1 was super-great.
    If you're a Star Wars fan, Jedi Knight 2 is a really top-notch title.
    Star Control 2 is legendary.
    Quest For Glory 1 (original version) and 2 are great.
    The PSP remake of FFT rocks your mom's ass.
    And I do love TFT.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    blaket what are you doing

    you are baiting the tiger while wearing a suit made of raw steaks

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender's not a tiger

    dude's got a roar but no goddamn teeth

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    assassin's creed is entertaining enough until the novelty of jumping around and knifing people wears off and sweet jesus I hate all of these fucking people get out of my way lady

    Exactly. Also it sucks that you have like THREE DIFFERENT TUTORIALS at the beginning.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    Man, that is tough as hell.

    Thief 2 is pretty awesome.
    Soul Calibur 1 was super-great.
    If you're a Star Wars fan, Jedi Knight 2 is a really top-notch title.
    Star Control 2 is legendary.
    Quest For Glory 1 (original version) and 2 are great.
    The PSP remake of FFT rocks your mom's ass.
    And I do love TFT.

    sorry, the correct answer was Dark Rift

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    with respect to the OP

    Knob this is what you get for drinking all them 'garette ashes

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Defender's not a tiger

    dude's got a roar but no goddamn teeth

    You've obviously never gotten a blowjob from WAIT I MEAN UH

    NOTHING

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You're all wrong the best game ever is The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie: Featuring Ivan Ooze when playing co-op

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    watch wall*e with your kiddo?

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    okay now

    from page 2 where people were all "jerk off into a taco" and "put things in your butt" i jumped to page 5 where the first thing i see is defender posting a paragraph about assassin's creed

    i'll go pound nails into my eyeballs now

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    defender what is the best game ever

    be thorough in your answer

    Man, that is tough as hell.

    Thief 2 is pretty awesome.
    Soul Calibur 1 was super-great.
    If you're a Star Wars fan, Jedi Knight 2 is a really top-notch title.
    Star Control 2 is legendary.
    Quest For Glory 1 (original version) and 2 are great.
    The PSP remake of FFT rocks your mom's ass.
    And I do love TFT.

    sorry, the correct answer was Dark Rift

    ET

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Build a rope ladder from your window in case of fire. If you live on the ground floor then there's probably no point

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited November 2008
    tactics is best

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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