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If SE++ Was A Classy Restaurant...
HadjiQuest
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... All our dishes would come from this book.
It suggests ejaculating into tupperware every morning, and then freezing it so you always have a substantial quantity on hand. I know many of you already do this, so I'm curious as to if you'd try any of these recipes.
Ideas include:
-Strawberry Splasharita
-Man-Made Oysters
-Veal Scallopini
-Lime Aoili
And, my personal favorite
-Spunky Candied Pecans
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
It suggests ejaculating into tupperware every morning, and then freezing it so you always have a substantial quantity on hand. I know many of you already do this, so I'm curious as to if you'd try any of these recipes.
Ideas include:
-Strawberry Splasharita
-Man-Made Oysters
-Veal Scallopini
-Lime Aoili
And, my personal favorite
-Spunky Candied Pecans
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League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
No, I received it from other internet sources. Although it wouldn't surprise me if it was somewhere else on here.
You're just disappointed someone stole your idea.
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
no man, africa still exists
sheri
I mean sheri
shit
You can preview the book
All those recipes I listed are in the preview...
They all exist
Someone took the time to write them
I stand corrected.
Oh man.
Imaging the refueling stations.
D:
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
Hey.
Look at this.
Something completely weird.
Behind the gas cap is a fleshlight.
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
we need clean
renewable energy
But what about women drivers.
some dude comes up and jerks off into your car
you lookin' in a mirror?
it looks awful
"Goddammit Ray, If somebody ask if you are a god, you say YES!"
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
this could get the unemployed to work
they're on at least 3 times a day anyway
They scrape it off their face.
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
Yes, that was the culture reference I was using there, well done.
Hmmm?
Oh, no I was talking about your mom sucking new recipes out of me.
She's pretty hungry.
Because I hear vegetarians have better tasting semen than other dudes, and that like eating certain fruits will make it taste better and stuff.
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She wanted some spotted dick and custard, eh?