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Surfin' the [Chat]way

InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Yeah, I know I used this for a chat before but it only lasted like 10 pages and Sam and Max deserve more loving.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I drop comedic gold and Elki locks the shit.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    INQUISITOR

    THIS IS GENIUS

    WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN DONE IN THE PAST

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Lazy outsourced workers resulting in shoddy [chat] construction.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Someone come put me to bed. I don't know what i'm doing anymore.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

    Does not compute.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

    Does not compute.

    Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.

    Better?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

    Does not compute.

    Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.

    Better?

    I meant the closeness thing.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

    Sure. Closeness is great. Cultural mythos' are bad(at least this one).

    edit: you can have all the positives without all the negatives.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Morningfag get on MSN

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.

    After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!

    Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.

    Does not compute.

    Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.

    Better?

    I meant the closeness thing.

    More likely for females than males.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NO fuck you zen i have dispensed my know it all pearls of wisdom and am writing up more references.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Left 4 Dead. NOW!

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  • Manning'sEquationManning'sEquation Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/greedy

    Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

    2/4

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/greedy

    Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.

    Even I think that's silly VC.

    Me.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

    2/4

    Sorry, better luck next time.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Morninglord is 3/4.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    :^: to this chat.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mmm..nap was good :D

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Morninglord is 3/4.

    This begs further investigation.


    Im listening.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Huh, when did you move down to Australia Edward?

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/greedy

    Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.

    So you don't actually know what the word means. Or why people go to bars instead of just chugging whiskey in their bedroom.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

    2/4

    Sorry, better luck next time.

    With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.

    I mean if i'm close enough to you we can do it.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Huh, when did you move down to Australia Edward?
    :lol:

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Huh, when did you move down to Australia Edward?

    Hahah burn.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TOUCHDOWN JETS

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's true I'm very pretty.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/greedy

    Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.

    So you don't actually know what the word means. Or why people go to bars instead of just chugging whiskey in their bedroom.

    No seriously your logic blows my mind on this bar thing. I could give a small lecture complete with examples as to how terribly wrong it is.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

    2/4

    Sorry, better luck next time.

    With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.

    I mean if i'm close enough to you we can do it.

    You've lost me.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    DUE lost me somewhere last thread

    I'm just hanging on his coattails because it's like a roller-coaster that you don't have to pay for

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Huh, when did you move down to Australia Edward?
    :lol:

    Speaking of me banging dudes. Where did feral go?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.

    Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.

    OMG me too. *high five*

    About the sick part, not lady friend part.



    Fuck im lonely.

    Come put me to bed.

    Are you drunk?

    Female?

    Attractive?

    In Australia?


    Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.

    2/4

    Sorry, better luck next time.

    With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.

    I mean if i'm close enough to you we can do it.

    You've lost me.

    See you would expect me to mean that if we get drunk enough sex and attractiveness won't matter. But what i'm saying is that because of desperation all we have to do is be in a relatively close proximity for one another for sex and attractiveness to be thrown out of the equation before we do it.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I'm just hanging on his coattails because it's like a roller-coaster that you don't have to pay for

    So last night was good eh?

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Huh, when did you move down to Australia Edward?
    :lol:

    Speaking of me banging dudes. Where did feral go?

    On a forum sabatical, because he felt they were bad for him or something.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I'm just hanging on his coattails because it's like a roller-coaster that you don't have to pay for

    So last night was good eh?
    what

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    KG hit a three.

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