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No John, you are the sequel!

VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
You know how video games are awesome? What about movies? Tv shows? Yeah....

Well sometimes they get so awesome that it overflows into it's fans. The fans then have the incredible urge to write some sort of fiction pertaining to their favorite show/game/movie, and that's how we get fanfiction.

Now there has to be some good fanfiction out there(right?) but this thread isn't bout good fanfiction. This thread is about terrible fanfiction.

How terrible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbfNc4srzk

(Thanks to berk for animating and bonK for doing the audio)
Original fanfiction text:
Spoiler:

That terrible.

Well hey Veretas that was actually pretty funny!

Of course it was! Because thanks to you, they can be!

This is how it is gonna go:

Step 1: Get a terrible piece of fanfiction(really this is the easiest step)

Step 2: Draw/Make a video/Record yourself reading that piece of fanfiction! It shouldn't be hard to make it funny since it should be so bad it's funny in itself!

Need some inspiration? Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA&feature=related

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    aahhaah
    berk is a champion

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof Registered User regular
    i once wrote a Pokemon fanfic, centered on a really dark atmosphere in a militaristic setting.

    the soldiers were the main characters, and the pokemon were reduced to mindless monsters capable of great elemental destruction. the only person capable of taming the beasts and turning them upon the others (i.e. a "trainer") was Gary Oak, who was my favorite character back then.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    does someone still have my doom fanfic voiceover

    i don't think i have a copy anymore

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Knob,

    was it you that did the Paint The Dinosaur playthrough?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Knob,

    was it you that did the Paint The Dinosaur playthrough?

    why yes, it most certainly was!

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Veretas wrote: »
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

    hey alright, i found a copy on my hd

    http://rapidshare.com/files/167875082/NO_JOHN.mp3.html

    if someone wants to put it somewhere other than crappy ol' rapidshare, that'd be great

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Man Paint the Dinosaur is super hard.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Try finding all the paints to get the achievement

    It's fucking ridiculous

    Not mention playing it on Picasso mode. Though I suppose the whole surrealism bit would provide with you with a fair amount of leeway regarding staying within the lines.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    fuck that Master Cheif video is great

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Does anyone else think Peter Chimaera is kind of hamming it up?

  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    aahhaah
    berk is a champion

    Very yes. Master Chief grabbing his nuts was a nice touch.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    What about the reading of the Doom 3 fanfiction?

    I think the same person the Halo one did it.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Exscreamed is my new favourite word.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Fanfics are the worstest thing. Just the worstest thing.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck You were a house on fire And I could never understand whyRegistered User regular
    I need to start exscreaming things. I think it really is a superior method of communication.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I tried looking for the old thread but I couldn't find it Knob

    I wanted to get it, too.

    hey alright, i found a copy on my hd

    http://rapidshare.com/files/167875082/NO_JOHN.mp3.html

    if someone wants to put it somewhere other than crappy ol' rapidshare, that'd be great

    You should attach it to the thread.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    last time this thread was around I found the Garfield/DBZ crossover

    hoo boy, that one was trying too hard

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    We should do a voice over of a sailor moon episode where the sailor scouts all have manly voices and tuxedo mask has a woman's voice.

    Call it the tranny scouts or something like that.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Who did the lady voice?

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    In Berk's Video? Pretty sure it was all bonK

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    no it's a lady

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Well through the power of SCIENCE! such things are possible.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Not making a fella into a lady

    That's not possible

    No matter what you say

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    holy shit when did Berk and bonK do that video?

    has that existed for a while?

    also where is anjin he has to read pony fan fiction stat

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    bonK did the voice over as his own thing in my first fanfic thread, and then berk came outta nowhere with it all animated

  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Still non-existent huh?

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)

  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Please, I insist you spell it artiste.

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own
    hey meiz, don't forget to find a way to blame me for this burn

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Everything is your fault, Dru.

    Everything.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Still non-existent huh?

    wow sweet burn meiz you're really coming into your own
    hey meiz, don't forget to find a way to blame me for this burn

    Am I missing a story

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid
    You're just bitter because no one is offering to fuck you silly simply because you know how to play the guitar.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    So Tube, how's your sex life?

    Funny you should say that!

    I am playing for a latin artist at the moment and she is introducing me to all of her friends and I have yet to see one that I would not fuck in half.
    Ah the joys of being an artist.

    I know a lot of horse-faced writers and artists.

    e: and guitarists (not even trying to burn tube)
    Yeah, but art makes them beautiful. I mean, look at the Rolling Stones. The whole lot of them are more ugly than a bag full of hideous, and yet they all probably get more ass than a park bench.
    At the same time, though, one can't help but think that a person who sleeps with an ugly artist just because they're an artiste must be pretty fantastically stupid
    You're just bitter because no one is offering to fuck you silly simply because you know how to play the guitar.
    Yes, yes, I'm bitter I don't stick my penis in stupid people.

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