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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Heaters are so nice and warm.

    I have the AC on.

    We don't have an AC.

    Are you a caveman?
    Some people prefer to use fans.

    Yeah, some people prefer to use a goddamn abacus, too.

    :lol:

    @Rad must be nice, they're a requirement in Florida.

    Ugh, I know. Summers can be awful, even by the coast.

    It tends to be, but it's a little colder on average then I'd like. And the heater needs to be turned on for a little bit some days.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Keenan:

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    sort of (big boobs and cute face, but quite a big body also)
    yes... I wasn't thinking morals or anything like that. I reacted because someone unexpectedly grabbed at my penis.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Keenan:

    y
    y
    y
    n
    y
    sort of (big boobs and cute face, but quite a big body also)
    yes... I wasn't thinking morals or anything like that. I reacted because someone unexpectedly grabbed at my penis.


    More importantly, what face did she come at you with?

    This one?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    SNL wrote:
    If you can't read the Cat in the Hat, she won't jump on your fat.

    By far, the funniest SNL has been in a long time.

    OH god, I'm tearing up.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    OH SHIT YES. THIS EPISODE.

    FOREIGNER BELT.

    Fill your eyes, with double vision.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    OH SHIT YES. THIS EPISODE.

    FOREIGNER BELT.

    Fill your eyes, with double vision.
    Who put this things on head games?!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Keenan:

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    y
    sort of (big boobs and cute face, but quite a big body also)
    yes... I wasn't thinking morals or anything like that. I reacted because someone unexpectedly grabbed at my penis.


    More importantly, what face did she come at you with?

    This one?

    She didn't act or appear nuts at all (leading up to it) which is what threw me off. We really click, get each other's jokes, etc.- but in a totally platonic way, or at least I thought. And it's super super slow so we're both taking our break at the same time and just talking and laughing in the backroom, and the conversation dies down and she just starts to make small talk from a chair while I'm walking around and then WHAT THE FUCK?

    I mean I have to discuss it with her eventually, I guess, I don't even know what to say or do. It definitely wasn't a joke on her part, and I'm definitely not interested. Where to go from here... I don't know.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Keenan:

    y
    y
    y
    n
    y
    sort of (big boobs and cute face, but quite a big body also)
    yes... I wasn't thinking morals or anything like that. I reacted because someone unexpectedly grabbed at my penis.


    More importantly, what face did she come at you with?

    This one?

    She didn't act or appear nuts at all (leading up to it) which is what threw me off. We really click, get each other's jokes, etc.- but in a totally platonic way, or at least I thought. And it's super super slow so we're both taking our break at the same time and just talking and laughing in the backroom, and the conversation dies down and she just starts to make small talk from a chair while I'm walking around and then WHAT THE FUCK?

    I mean I have to discuss it with her eventually, I guess, I don't even know what to say or do. It definitely wasn't a joke on her part, and I'm definitely not interested. Where to go from here... I don't know.
    And this right here is a primo example of how porn does not translate to real life.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    OH SHIT YES. THIS EPISODE.

    FOREIGNER BELT.

    Fill your eyes, with double vision.
    Who put this things on head games?!

    "Why wont it work on him?"
    "Because those are loverboy songs Ur, and they have always sucked"

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HELLO ITS MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Keenan:

    y
    y
    y
    n
    y
    sort of (big boobs and cute face, but quite a big body also)
    yes... I wasn't thinking morals or anything like that. I reacted because someone unexpectedly grabbed at my penis.


    More importantly, what face did she come at you with?

    This one?

    She didn't act or appear nuts at all (leading up to it) which is what threw me off. We really click, get each other's jokes, etc.- but in a totally platonic way, or at least I thought. And it's super super slow so we're both taking our break at the same time and just talking and laughing in the backroom, and the conversation dies down and she just starts to make small talk from a chair while I'm walking around and then WHAT THE FUCK?

    I mean I have to discuss it with her eventually, I guess, I don't even know what to say or do. It definitely wasn't a joke on her part, and I'm definitely not interested. Where to go from here... I don't know.


    Well, on a serious note, good luck.

    It'll probably be a lot easier for you to get over it, than it will be for her. And she's engaged?

    Have fun with that, I guess. Anything I could tell you would be the obvious stuff, like, "be open about it."

    Or "stress that you're no offended or bothered by it

    Or
    jameskeenan.displaybadjoke(sex)

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I do ponder whether my forum presence could be automated with an AI chatbot.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I do ponder whether my forum presence could be automated with an AI chatbot.

    Not since you hit forum superstar status like a year ago.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't imagine myself the kind of person to be playing Tool extremely loud alone in his apartment on a Saturday night, but I was just in the mood for a little Lateralus dammit.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Thanks Keenan.

    I was planning on watching Gladiator, the Blu-Ray, tonight. I don't feel like it anymore though.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ahah, this short is much better.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanks Keenan.

    I was planning on watching Gladiator, the Blu-Ray, tonight. I don't feel like it anymore though.

    Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.

    Russel Crowe looks the type to be smiling sweetly at you one second, then trying to glomp your junk the next.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanks Keenan.

    I was planning on watching Gladiator, the Blu-Ray, tonight. I don't feel like it anymore though.

    Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.

    Russel Crowe looks the type to be smiling sweetly at you one second, then trying to glomp your junk the next.

    Would you not be entertained?
    I'm sorry

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think we got DVD playback in the home theater nailed. This is important because it is an excellent feature attraction with women.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Plus when he starts talking about Elysium and stuff I get kind of hot and bothered.

    His wife's hot too.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanks Keenan.

    I was planning on watching Gladiator, the Blu-Ray, tonight. I don't feel like it anymore though.

    Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.

    Russel Crowe looks the type to be smiling sweetly at you one second, then trying to glomp your junk the next.

    Would you not be entertained?
    I'm sorry

    Sorry? Pfft.

    I chortled.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanks Keenan.

    I was planning on watching Gladiator, the Blu-Ray, tonight. I don't feel like it anymore though.

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid on history channel...for...some reason...

    Who cares? Robert Redford.

    /thread.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What about
    You're actually a girl!

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GUYS Y I SNOTHIN HApPNIN IN CHATz

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also, hot bulgarian girl likes Battlestar Galactica. This more or less cements my position as "if an opportunity evolves I'm taking it".

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?
    A reference other then our own for all our cultural and civilizational problems. I mean we'd be able to answer, on a collective scale, if our behavior is a product of being us or if it's universally applicable. Be able to study how a consciousness entirely unlike our own sees the world.

    And have someone else to talk to.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?
    A reference other then our own for all our cultural and civilizational problems. I mean we'd be able to answer, on a collective scale, if our behavior is a product of being us or if it's universally applicable. Be able to study how a consciousness entirely unlike our own sees the world.

    And have someone else to talk to.

    Awwwww

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Gran Torino looks really good.

    Clint Eastwood will always be a badass, no matter what his age.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?

    Alien sex.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God I love 2001. The scenes with monoliths are just epic at conveying what it must be like to stand in the presence of those things.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Also if they were super technologically advanced (likely) we could hopefully adapt some of their technologies to skyrocket our QoL.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?
    A reference other then our own for all our cultural and civilizational problems. I mean we'd be able to answer, on a collective scale, if our behavior is a product of being us or if it's universally applicable. Be able to study how a consciousness entirely unlike our own sees the world.

    Not bad.

    Do you reckon any galactic conquest would occur? You allways see movies about aliens invading, but wouldn't it really be more beneficial to set up trade.etc...

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TehSpectre, what did you think of The Last Winter?

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Alien sex.

    Is alien sex more or less weird than bestiality?

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there's like a minor list of breakthroughs and discovery's which if suddenly announced would probably make me freak the fuck out. Aliens are pretty high up there.

    What do you reckon would be the biggest pro if aliens existed?
    A reference other then our own for all our cultural and civilizational problems. I mean we'd be able to answer, on a collective scale, if our behavior is a product of being us or if it's universally applicable. Be able to study how a consciousness entirely unlike our own sees the world.

    Not bad.

    Do you reckon any galactic conquest would occur? You allways see movies about aliens invading, but wouldn't it really be more beneficial to set up trade.etc...
    Yeah I think this is what would actually happen. Scientists would have a field day essentially - massive programs of cultural exchange just so we can read their biology textbooks and the like.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Alien sex.

    Is alien sex more or less weird than bestiality?
    Depends on how alien. Green women, yes. Squid monsters - no. Chrysallids? RUN OH GOD RUN FUCK YOU BRAZIL DEAL WITH IT YOURSELVES!!!!!!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    TehSpectre, what did you think of The Last Winter?
    I really enjoy subtle, creepy movies.

    The Last Winter is slow, creepy, suspenseful, and well acted.

    I thought it was one of the best horror films released in the last few years.

    However, a lot of people disagree with me. Especially after I hyped it up. It plays against the classic horror stereotypes.

    Very much an "art house horror".

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