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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Has this been posted yet?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bUjBGRioU

    Mod that replaces the Tank's screams with the ravings of the Tourette's guy. NSFW for the language

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    for some reason the first level of no mercy is perfect for completely screwing people over

    you get the dude who disturbs the witch, then while shooting it he sets off the car alarm and the boomer wanders over and blows up all over you, and then the hunter grabs the dude in the back because nobody is paying attention to the other survivors

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
    "okay guys! just sprint for it!"
    and then they all run like idiots
    and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I see you've been playing with Zot.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Also this is the best damn No Mercy 4 victory we had. One smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge. Boomer explosion forces another off. When Bill and Louis go to the rescue, another hunter pounces Louis, shoving Bill off the building.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Had a similar thing happen when playing the first level of Blood Harvest. To the right of the survivor's spawn is that ledge. One smoker pulls Zoey off the ledge to hang, then both Louis and Bill end up hanging because they ran at the ledge too fast and slipped near the end, then I get pushed over the ledge and die from the fall damage. Map time: Approx 45 seconds.

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had the chance to play this wonderful game last night.

    Just watching two people play it was up there in terms of "scariest, most exhilarating game moments ever".

    Jeez

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
    it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
    it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

    I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
    it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

    I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

    If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
    "okay guys! just sprint for it!"
    and then they all run like idiots
    and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.

    Stantz does this. fuck that guy, we're always saving his dumb ass while he's running seven hundred feet ahead of everyone else

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, I got tongue'd up on a building once when everyone else had jumped down.

    "Quick guys just shoot this guy, I can cover you from up here"

    "Guys, seriously, I am running out of health, come on now, just like 5 bullets my way is all I'm askin for"

    ...

    "all right... I'm incapacitated now. Considering none of you guys can get to me, I'll just cover you with my pistol I gues- oh. okay. We're all dead. Great."

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
    it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

    I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

    If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.

    also, they won't heal you if you're holding a medpack
    i beat so many zombies to death with that medpack

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    On no Mercy I got a tank on Versus and punched the fuckers off the roof. It was epic.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I see you've been playing with Zot.

    the only reason we lost those rounds is because you didn't use your medpack correctly

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    zot use all of your crazy money to buy this for 360

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm poor now potatoe

    :(:(:(

    I will be rich again

    in a week and a half

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in a week and a half i'll be at home with family and if i do get online i have to censor myself and i can't play late because i have to share a room with my brother and he goes to bed so early :(

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    oh wait no it's like

    5 days

    until I am rich again

    but I will be poor again in 6 days

    because I still have to buy all my secret satan stuff

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So hey if I have a many-years old PC, one that occasionally chugs playing large servers on TF2, how smart would it be to buy this game for PC?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    if your computer can handle TF2 it can probably handle Left 4 Dead

    where's that site that tests if your computer can run certain games

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if your computer can handle TF2 it can probably handle Left 4 Dead

    where's that site that tests if your computer can run certain games

    This site intrigues me, where is it?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    oh whoops

    I just noticed that group I made for SE++ Left 4 Dead was a private group

    I made it public, join now

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SEL4D

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I jumped in the last round with jakorian and some guys and managed to score highest in friendly fire.

    by at least 3 times over.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haha, the Team ZISSOU group page is great, Zot

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    starting up a Death Toll campaign who's up for it

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm gonna be offline for a couple'a days, sorry :/
    Fuckin' finals.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    loser
    real me replace sleep with studying
    not games

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  • KevarKevar regular
    edited December 2008
    hoh my god i just played with the worst pubby of all time in Versus. this will never be topped.

    it was just the two of us after our other teammates died from a tank attack. I got grabbed by a smoker at point blank and he didn't notice, so I called it out and he started coming back to help. except he didn't shoot at it. apparently he was going to wait until he got into melee range to shoot it, except he moved too far past the smoker, and shot a fucking kerosene can. he paused for one second, long enough to type "shit" as the three of us burned to death, and as I lay incapacitated on the ground with roughly 50 health left, he freaked out and ran out of the fire, then stood there. I said "help me or I'm going to die!" .. did he run into the fire with his full health to save me? no, he stood there, said "hold on fire" and waited for the fire to burn out.

    i burned to death right as a hunter pounced him.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hahahahahahhahahahahaha

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man no way am i standing in a field of fire to pull somebody up, i don't care how much hp i've got

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haha, I just pulled off a flawness matyrdom, manned the machine gun with +1 life while I was on my last down on the No Mercy finale while my teammates made a run for the copter.

    "Everybody GOOOOOOOOOO"-RATATATATATATATATATA!

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    on versus (normal) fire does like 3 damage a second

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    then you can suck it up

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Still though he could have at least made a run for the safehouse

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bibble and I are starting a campaign who's down for playing?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got called a noob for accidently shooting the car.

    When does the hurting stop?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    stfu u carshooting nub

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