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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Is it a maple leaf pattern?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Dude, I want to try a gunshot omelette. It's an omelette with yakisoba as its filling.

    How about we cut out the middle man and I just shoot you in the stomach.

    I had an omelette stuffed with mashed potatoes once.

    So good.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Is it a maple leaf pattern?

    Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Dude, I want to try a gunshot omelette. It's an omelette with yakisoba as its filling.

    How about we cut out the middle man and I just shoot you in the stomach.

    I had an omelette stuffed with mashed potatoes once.

    So good.

    How about we cut out the middle man and I just inject mashed potatoes into your stomach.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    Man, I think AIM's main page is strictly trying to turn me on.

    All those wyminz...

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How about we cut out the middle man and I just inject mashed potatoes into your stomach.

    How about we just quit dancing this violent tango and you just stick your man meat in my quivering rectum already?

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How about we cut out the middle man and I just inject mashed potatoes into your stomach.

    How about we just quit dancing this violent tango and you just stick your man meat in my quivering rectum already?

    What, fuck, no, I just want you dead and those mashed potatoes dealt with so I can have some plain pancakes and syrup.

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Is it a maple leaf pattern?

    Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.

    I like french fries well enough. :P I'm even Albertan, so there's a double whammy, but unlike my provincial brethren, I have no problem with Quebec or her people. I'm cool with transfer payments so long as the formula doesn't single out any one source of revenue and while I can't speak it, I'm cool with the French language (Or the dialect that is particular to Quebec).

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What, fuck, no, I just want you dead and those mashed potatoes dealt with so I can have some plain pancakes and syrup.

    :cry:

    But it quivers just for you.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Is it a maple leaf pattern?

    Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.

    I like french fries well enough. :P I'm even Albertan, so there's a double whammy, but unlike my provincial brethren, I have no problem with Quebec or her people. I'm cool with transfer payments so long as the formula doesn't single out any one source of revenue and while I can't speak it, I'm cool with the French language (Or the dialect that is particular to Quebec).

    French fries? What are those? Anything like Freedom fries comrade?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"

    'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I JUST WANT PANCAKES.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    French fries? What are those? Anything like Freedom fries comrade?

    Comrade? Looks like someone just blew their deep cover, you pinko commie bastard.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    how does someone not like pancakes. shit.

    anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"

    'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.

    "To my new best friend and recipient of one hundred dollars,"

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    There was this MSPaint comic from long ago.

    Something about the ridiculousness of customers at this joint who would complain if the cold and hot parts of their burger touched too early or something.

    I just remember the line, "ZER VILL BE ORDER IN MIEN BURGER!"

    It was a glorious comic, but the internet seems to have forgotten about it...

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"

    'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.

    "To my new best friend and recipient of one hundred dollars,"

    'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE WON!'

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I think it's funny that pink used to be the color for boys and blue for girls.

    And then the whole communist business in the 40s, and somehow pink with its new negative connotations gets shifted over to women. Funny that.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how does someone not like pancakes. shit.

    anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham

    Not a fan of ham, either. :P

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"

    'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
    Way too posh.

    *E: uh, here, in the Netherlands, Randstad in particular. Regional differences all up ins.

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Not a fan of West Ham either, Nova? :P

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I think it's funny that pink used to be the color for boys and blue for girls.

    And then the whole communist business in the 40s, and somehow pink with its new negative connotations gets shifted over to women. Funny that.
    I'd like to redistribute her wealth, if you know what I mean.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how does someone not like pancakes. shit.

    anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham

    Not a fan of ham, either. :P

    Man what do you eat? Soy cereal with some soy milk? Maybe some soy toast with a nice tall glass of soy to wash that down?

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Not a fan of West Ham either, Nova? :P
    The only thing I know about West Ham I learned from the IT Crowd: It is a team beloved by thieves and murderers.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?

    I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.

    And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.

    "Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".

    See, I had a more formal letter but my better half convinced me it was transparent and condescending.

    Gosling wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.

    What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
    I think you're fine.

    You're just competing against gazillions of other people that need a job too.


    [whine] But it's been nearly a month and I have no money for x-mas presents and my girlfriend is upset with me and all I want is to work for some damn monies! [/whine]

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hmm, what to do for lunch.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    hmm, what to do for lunch.

    Hire me! I'll make you a sandwich for $10 / hour!

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how does someone not like pancakes. shit.

    anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham

    Not a fan of ham, either. :P
    do you even like fish, Nova?
    you have to like fish

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    hmm, what to do for lunch.

    The question is not what, but what.

    Are you interested in cow?

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  • DmanDman Registered User
    I don't know where all the breakfast bashing in this thread is coming from. If you don't like pancakes, french toast, waffles or crepes you better at least like cookies, especially Dickerdoodles!

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/

    This update just went up so i figured not everyone would have read it already.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    hey [chat]

    why is everyone in jail?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    hmm, what to do for lunch.

    I'm getting Jimmy John's delivered.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how does someone not like pancakes. shit.

    anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham

    Not a fan of ham, either. :P
    do you even like fish, Nova?
    you have to like fish

    Haha, that's awesome, because no, I can't stand fish. It's gross.

    EDIT: Like, I'll eat pancakes if they're being served, same with ham. I'd never make them myself, though. But fish? No. Not even if it's the only thing to eat.

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    See, I had a more formal letter but my better half convinced me it was transparent and condescending.





    [whine] But it's been nearly a month and I have no money for x-mas presents and my girlfriend is upset with me and all I want is to work for some damn monies! [/whine]
    What's transparent about a formal letter? Of course you're just writing like that to get a job. That's why you're sending in an application in the first place. It just shows that you took the time to write it down in a formal way.

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    durandal4532 wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Not a fan of West Ham either, Nova? :P
    The only thing I know about West Ham I learned from the IT Crowd: It is a team beloved by thieves and murderers.

    Haha, yes! "Does that look like a birthmark to you?!?"

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  • DmanDman Registered User
    amateurhour wrote: »
    hey [chat]

    why is everyone in jail?

    We've been offensive from the start. I think the mod's must have recently been offered kick backs from the private jail industry.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Dman wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    hey [chat]

    why is everyone in jail?

    We've been offensive from the start. I think the mod's must have recently been offered kick backs from the private jail industry.

    makes sense...

    anyway, anything interesting goings ons?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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