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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dman wrote: »
    hey [chat]

    why is everyone in jail?

    We've been offensive from the start. I think the mod's must have recently been offered kick backs from the private jail industry.

    makes sense...

    anyway, anything interesting goings ons?

    People are shocked that I don't like eating the same things they do.

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live! -- D&D Diablo 3 clan: Cosa Nostra Pizza
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Delicious Quiznos is delicious.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is it...

    Is it safe?

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Is it...

    Is it safe?
    GET HIIIM

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Delicious Quiznos is delicious.

    Yes. Here we go. Quizno's is about the best thing.

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live! -- D&D Diablo 3 clan: Cosa Nostra Pizza
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wish I had money to get some real clothes. Have an actual fashion.

    I'm basically just donning the blue jeans and a regular shirt all the time.

    At my best it's blue jeans, white under shirt and an unbuttoned overshirt.



    Also, I'm offering head to whomever can locate that hamburger nazi comic I mentioned earlier.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think when they were writing Leverage on TNT they just said "hey, let's blend every single theif movie cliche ever written into one show... It will be a guaranteed hit!"

    it's still a good show though.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Is it...

    Is it safe?
    is it secret


    is it safe

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Is it...

    Is it safe?
    is it secret


    is it safe

    Yeah when I hear that I think of gandalph. Like hearing the word precious I immeadiately smoke my fictious pipe and say it.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think when they were writing Leverage on TNT they just said "hey, let's blend every single theif movie cliche ever written into one show... It will be a guaranteed hit!"

    it's still a good show though.

    It looked interestingish, I like Hutton, but TNT killed wanted so I don't want to watch another dead man walking show.

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So, Canada's going fucking insane, I missed that.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    grrr, it was warm in here this morning and now I'm freezing. I bet those IT assholes came in and turned the heat down.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    So hey, if you went camping with someone and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

    o_O

    O_o

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    grrr, it was warm in here this morning and now I'm freezing. I bet those IT assholes came in and turned the heat down.

    IT people seem to like dark and fucking cold. I think it's because they are usually hair behemoths, like IT bears without the gay sex (or any sex).

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    So hey, if you went camping with someone and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

    o_O

    O_o

    I...what...*shudder*

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    So hey, if you went camping with someone and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

    o_O

    O_o
    well I didn't

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    What goes on in an English society? Is it a literature thing, or are you drinking tea and discussing Freddie Flintoff's lamentable lack of form?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    What goes on in an English society? Is it a literature thing, or are you drinking tea and discussing Freddie Flintoff's lamentable lack of form?
    We did absolutely nothing

    But to be fair, the society has 18 dollars

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Is it...

    Is it safe?
    Spoiler:

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    So hey, if you went camping with someone and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

    o_O

    O_o

    I...what...*shudder*


    The Almighty says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    What goes on in an English society? Is it a literature thing, or are you drinking tea and discussing Freddie Flintoff's lamentable lack of form?
    We did absolutely nothing

    But to be fair, the society has 18 dollars

    8 more dollars than I.

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Is it...

    Is it safe?
    Spoiler:

    D:

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need lunch.

    Ideas...?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what the fuck is going on in that photograph?

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    For a time, I was the only dude at our English society meeting

    Now you're just the only straight dude. Right?
    another dude eventually showed up

    not sure if he likes other dudes

    but then I have no gaydar to speak of

    So hey, if you went camping with someone and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

    o_O

    O_o

    I...what...*shudder*


    The Almighty says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

    The real answer is "I don't sleep."

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need lunch.

    Ideas...?

    gyros.

    or chinese. general tso chicken. fried rice. wonton soup. egg roll.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what the fuck is going on in that photograph?

    Marathon Man

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need lunch.

    Ideas...?
    I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Johnathon Swift was a sell out.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah! soup is on.

    Soon there will be Cesca's home-made whatever-the fuck-I could-find-lying-about soup which will chase away the crappiness that has otherwise filled this day.

    In other news, German test=piss easy

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Johnathon Swift was a sell out.
    You shut your filthy mouth

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Are you sayin Haps in a whore Cesca?

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I need lunch.

    Ideas...?
    I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.



    It's been my experience in American high school and college English courses, that most people suck at understanding satire.

    They're just terrible.

    Maybe I just had dumb peers.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keenan - Hamster - fail

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Are you sayin Haps in a whore Cesca?

    :winky:

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Johnathon Swift was a sell out.

    seriously, there's a special place in hell for him

    aerosmith

    michael jordan

    and any band that actually recorded a commercial food jingle or ringtone of one of their songs, not just let the company have the licence rights, but recorded a whole new song.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Johnathon Swift was a sell out.

    seriously, there's a special place in hell for him

    aerosmith

    michael jordan

    and any band that actually recorded a commercial food jingle or ringtone of one of their songs, not just let the company have the licence rights, but recorded a whole new song.

    Man Micheal Jordan should have his own category, he was a sell out of sell outs. I mean making money is one thing, outright whoring yourself when you're already a gazillionare, what about some pride Micheal?

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