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You'd have been better off fucking a dead horse...

misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Illinois, what the fuck! Rod Blagojevich is the 4th of the last 8 Illinois governors to get indicted on corruption charges.

Do you just randomly vote for these people? Perhaps with a dart board.
The day after the election, Blagojevich allegedly told an Obama adviser that he was adamant about getting paid for choosing Obama's preferred candidate. "I've got this thing and it's fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I'm just not giving it up for fuckin' nothing. I'm not gonna do it. And, and I can always use it. I can parachute me there."
The governor is also accused of making demands on a children's hospital which got $8m state funds. When its chief executive did not give Blagojevich $50,000 he tried to cut off funds.
He also allegedly threatened to withhold state funds from a stadium owned by the publishing company of the Chicago Tribune, which went into bankruptcy this week, unless the newspapers sacked members of the editorial board who had criticised him.
The authorities set out a raft of other allegations against Blagojevich, accusing him of demanding $500,000 in campaign funds from a cement contractor for the state's $1.8bn highway toll system.

This guy is absolutely horrible! Seriously, what the fuck, Illinois!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=213357&title=d-il-weed

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    at the very least, I'm sure he's the only corrupt politician

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    already a thread

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was upset about it, but then I realized we have what amounts to a comic book villain as our governor.

    It's only a matter of time before a super hero springs up to take him out. Seriously, who extorts a children's hospital?

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Illinois Batman?

    What would Illinois Batman be like?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    didnt i just read this thread

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Illinois Batman?

    What would Illinois Batman be like?

    Batman

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Illinois Batman?

    What would Illinois Batman be like?

    Like regular Batman, only more depressed.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    maybe he would be a loud rapping batman

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt i just read this thread

    no, this is the retarded version

    Also, it's been a while since Mr. Hands made the rounds.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    at the very least, I'm sure he's the only corrupt politician
    yes, because all politicians are equally corrupt and we should just accept things as they are

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    at the very least, I'm sure he's the only corrupt politician
    yes, because all politicians are equally corrupt and we should just bury them in a common grave

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    too early for me to be posting such terrible jokes

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Riot like the Greeks you pansy Yankee whiners, they know how to get things done.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously they killed one kid in greece and all of fucking europe is rioting

    your governor is extorting a whole children's hospital, what the fuck are you doing?

    (i am exaggerating of course)

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    seriously they killed one kid in greece and all of fucking europe is rioting

    your governor is extorting a whole children's hospital, what the fuck are you doing?

    Pssh. This is Illinois we're talking about.

    If anyone here actually gave a shit about their lives, they wouldn't be living in Illinois.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    seriously they killed one kid in greece and all of fucking europe is rioting

    your governor is extorting a whole children's hospital, what the fuck are you doing?

    (i am exaggerating of course)

    yeah but the Greeks are always quick to temper.

    You have a nice dinner, what do you do? Smash everything up.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's Illinois. Throw away state IMO.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's a reason why Chicago was chosen to be Gotham City.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pffft, chicago ain't got nothing on baltimore or dc, crime-wise

    i mean, dc elected a literal crack head for mayor. cmon

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Walrus wrote: »
    Riot like the Greeks you pansy Yankee whiners, they know how to get things done.

    Man, what the hell are you even trying to say?

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am being topical and inflammatory.

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