Oh and then she started rambling about "how I'm not saying I believe it but Barack Obama does have a lot in common with the anti-Christ depicted in revelations" sooooo my extended family is bat-shit insane.
I'm not saying I believe it, but it's sort of a crazy coincidence that drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin before going to a laser show is totally fucking sweet.
my mom emails me basically whenever tom friedman or maureen dowd writes an editorial
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also no one really knows when Christ was born
obviously we are using a different calendar now, and I think that they picked the date to celebrate it just so they could override a pagan holiday with a Christian one
there are multiple theories though, pretty interesting
So I saw Son of Rambow today. That was a pretty good movie.
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
So I saw Son of Rambow today. That was a pretty good movie.
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
My dad spends his day at work browsing aint it cool news and sends me random articles about BSG, only to tell me that he doesn't understand what they're talking about.
And I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't mastered e-mail yet.
LOLBUSH stuff, chemtrail stuff, the e-mail about how cell phone radiation can be used to pop popcorn
one day I was sitting with my laptop on my lap and she walks in and goes "don't you worry about the radiation?" and I search the internet and find numerous studies describing how utterly minimal the radiation from a computer is
I show them to her and she goes "sure, if you believe that" which pretty well sums up my mother
the day I get a FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: e-mail from my dad is the day I am ice-skating in hell, pigs flying, etc
She does text me sometimes, but they're always well-written, grammatically correct text messages.
That's how my texts look, by my mom is all "r u coming 2 dinner?"
I always text with correct grammar for some reason.
And my mom always does that, like "tlk 2 john abot tht monex please"
And I'm like what the oh.
I do this too.
My parents don't send me emails because they could just come upstairs or wherever I am in the house.
I don't think they send my older brothers emails though, so this bodes well for me when I am off to college. I don't think I would get much from them. Maybe a Jesus forward from my mom every now and then.
So I saw Son of Rambow today. That was a pretty good movie.
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
So I saw Son of Rambow today. That was a pretty good movie.
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
Yeah, it was a really sweet movie in general.
IT'S A FLYING DOG
nearly fell off my couch laughing at that.
Yeah that was great
and the bit at the end
when they throw Joshua out, and you see him walk out and then hear "yaaay!"
She's bad enough about drunk dialing without having a whole new medium to bother me with.
Does she drunk dial you to ask what Penguin's number is?
In this hypothetical she has sexual desires for him
It's more like calling to talk about how much she misses me and what a good kid I am.
Which is far more uncomfortable than if she was making sexual advances at my friends, honestly.
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY DO YOU THINK I WAS A GOOD MOTHER BLAAAAAAAAAGH
More like that? I think the most uncomfortable call I ever got from my family was when my mom called me up from her work to tell me something but she forgot what, but she was between patients and was certain it was important so I had to guess what
After guessing obvious stuff wrong a few times I asked if she crapped her pants and needed a new pair. No, but that reminded her of why she called!
So I saw Son of Rambow today. That was a pretty good movie.
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
Yeah, it was a really sweet movie in general.
IT'S A FLYING DOG
nearly fell off my couch laughing at that.
Yeah that was great
and the bit at the end
when they throw Joshua out, and you see him walk out and then hear "yaaay!"
that was great
Yes! There were just so many great parts that had me nearly on the floor.
at the lake
"What do you mean you cant swim? .... OH SHIT"
and compared to everything else I've been watching recently it was nice to just sit down relax and enjoy something so simple.
Its kind of like how I can still watch The Sandlot any time its on, its just fun.
She's bad enough about drunk dialing without having a whole new medium to bother me with.
Does she drunk dial you to ask what Penguin's number is?
In this hypothetical she has sexual desires for him
It's more like calling to talk about how much she misses me and what a good kid I am.
Which is far more uncomfortable than if she was making sexual advances at my friends, honestly.
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY DO YOU THINK I WAS A GOOD MOTHER BLAAAAAAAAAGH
More like that? I think the most uncomfortable call I ever got from my family was when my mom called me up from her work to tell me something but she forgot what, but she was between patients and was certain it was important so I had to guess what
After guessing obvious stuff wrong a few times I asked if she crapped her pants and needed a new pair. No, but that reminded her of why she called!
Pretty much that, yeah.
"I MISS HAVING YOU AROUND *HICCUP* OUR FAMILY ALWAYS HAS SUCH GOOD JOKES *HICCUP* WHY DO YOU LIVE SO FAR AWAY *HICCUP*"
I mean, it's nice and all, but I'm just not used to praise from her and don't really know how to respond.
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My Mom has good grammar, though she's terrible with technology.
My Dad, though, he's got the worst grammar of anyone I've met. He never finished Middle School.
I refuse to pull out the urtext so this is now true
obviously we are using a different calendar now, and I think that they picked the date to celebrate it just so they could override a pagan holiday with a Christian one
there are multiple theories though, pretty interesting
Like the time he linked me "INTELLIGENT DESIGN FOR DUMMIES" with the subject of "I couldn't make this shit up if I tried"
I saw it a week or ago and thought it was great. Its just a really warm movie and by the end I was just sitting there with the biggest grin on my face.
Fundies Say The Dardest Things is pretty much centered around this.
Yeah, it was a really sweet movie in general.
IT'S A FLYING DOG
I think the funnier fact is that we now believe he was born around 4 BC.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
That's how my texts look, by my mom is all "r u coming 2 dinner?"
And I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't mastered e-mail yet.
I guess I should consider myself lucky.
Waka
Flocka
also they are pretty smart people
Mostly terrible and in portuguese.
She's bad enough about drunk dialing without having a whole new medium to bother me with.
Is she Portugese, or does she just think it's funny?
All writing a normal e-mail then running it through Babel before sending it
I always text with correct grammar for some reason.
And my mom always does that, like "tlk 2 john abot tht monex please"
And I'm like what the oh.
LOLBUSH stuff, chemtrail stuff, the e-mail about how cell phone radiation can be used to pop popcorn
one day I was sitting with my laptop on my lap and she walks in and goes "don't you worry about the radiation?" and I search the internet and find numerous studies describing how utterly minimal the radiation from a computer is
I show them to her and she goes "sure, if you believe that" which pretty well sums up my mother
the day I get a FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: e-mail from my dad is the day I am ice-skating in hell, pigs flying, etc
My parents don't send me emails because they could just come upstairs or wherever I am in the house.
I don't think they send my older brothers emails though, so this bodes well for me when I am off to college. I don't think I would get much from them. Maybe a Jesus forward from my mom every now and then.
nearly fell off my couch laughing at that.
Does she drunk dial you to ask what Penguin's number is?
In this hypothetical she has sexual desires for him
It's more like calling to talk about how much she misses me and what a good kid I am.
Which is far more uncomfortable than if she was making sexual advances at my friends, honestly.
Yeah that was great
and the bit at the end
that was great
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY DO YOU THINK I WAS A GOOD MOTHER BLAAAAAAAAAGH
More like that? I think the most uncomfortable call I ever got from my family was when my mom called me up from her work to tell me something but she forgot what, but she was between patients and was certain it was important so I had to guess what
After guessing obvious stuff wrong a few times I asked if she crapped her pants and needed a new pair. No, but that reminded her of why she called!
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
It's why they can't have a live nativty scene anymore
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I was so surprised
weren't you surprised
I was surprised
I was surprised. People should have looks that match their personalities. It'd teach fat people a lesson, that's for sure
Yes! There were just so many great parts that had me nearly on the floor.
at the lake
and compared to everything else I've been watching recently it was nice to just sit down relax and enjoy something so simple.
Its kind of like how I can still watch The Sandlot any time its on, its just fun.
Pretty much that, yeah.
"I MISS HAVING YOU AROUND *HICCUP* OUR FAMILY ALWAYS HAS SUCH GOOD JOKES *HICCUP* WHY DO YOU LIVE SO FAR AWAY *HICCUP*"
I mean, it's nice and all, but I'm just not used to praise from her and don't really know how to respond.
Well, my personality is that I am a tease and don't share.
So naturally I'd be a handsome lad.
Unless you want to go to Disney on Wednesday. Then it's for homosexuals you mostly don't know
Fuck fiz, you are getting really high on the creepy scale with how often you ask for pron.
i can't help but notice you left your dad's e-mail address in there.
would it be in the spirit of Christmas to sign up for lots of porn and penis enlargement e-mails with that e-mail?
yours truly,
fightinfilipino
PS: this is bad don't do this kids.
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