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Lone Idiots That Make The Rest Of Us Look Bad

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  • kingkhankingkhan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I think there is something intrinsically wrong with you if the first thing you think of when you read this story is how it reflects the "gaming community"

    Well of course it's a horrible tragedy. I doubt though that when 'adults' read this story, the first group they're gonna blame is the NRA.

    If the NRA had anything to do with it both parents would be dead.

    I mean seriously, you have an open shot from a short distance on an unsuspecting target and you wound him. Nice marksmanship there chief, way to shoot a gun like a nancy boy.

    He was probably holding it tilted to the side, thinking he was being 'gangsta'. Pfft, what a rookie.

    At 16 if I wanted to murder my parents via handgun for an SNES game they would have had to have a closed casket. My dad might have been pissed I murdered him, but at least I fucking handled the gun like man and put my target down cleanly.
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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    I love how this thread has gone from "How horrbile is violence?" to "Violence is totally awesome"

    SE++ business as usual.

    If we're gonna go that route...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5l8yVRIuf8

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    orkz iz best

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Da biggest and da strongest.

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    kick

    punch

    its all in the mind

    (also, thats pretty cool)


    I'm so fucking late, but Parappa The Rapper! Hell yeah!

    Also, Not A Senator, I was considering joining up as a gun number, until I thought about enemy airstrikes and attack helicopters. I do love some artillery though.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    I love how this thread has gone from "How horrbile is violence?" to "Violence is totally awesome"

    SE++ business as usual.

    If we're gonna go that route...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5l8yVRIuf8

    I still can't believe Megas got canceled after just 2 seasons

    and just when it was getting good too!

    Cartoon Network is run by shitbrains

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what happened was that the show became too expensive to make because their machines kept breaking from all the awesome.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    what happened was that the show became too expensive to make because their machines kept breaking from all the awesome.

    *5 Minutes Till The End Of The Show" Button

    seriously, is it even possible to get any awesomer?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    a couple of years ago i gave my friend a huge gunblade replica for his birthday

    that shit was giant and heavy

    but cool looking

    he likes FF8, who am i to judge

    (i judge anyway)

  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that's one of those things where i am like "Man that's awesome, but hell if i want it in my house."

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    i want a crossbow to hang on my wall

    like

    a huge freaking crossbow

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so a ballista in your garage?

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    heck yeah

    ON AN ELEPHANT

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sportin a set of blinged out spinnaz

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    SOLID GOLD TOES

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bolt Throwa!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    oh shit sons

    sega is bringing Outrun to XBLA

    seems like a high-res port of Coast 2 Coast

    do you know how much i love Outrun

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I found a champion chaos marine of slaanesh but it's nsfw due to titties

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i like starcraft

    but not as much as koreans do

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's naturally occurring nas, that doesn't count

    Sure, at the moment.

    Just wait until we harness the Wolf-Rayet Star WR-104 and point it at our enemies.

    Ok, what was that picture of? It looked like a rainbow blackhole

    A gamma ray burst formed by a collapsing star. WR-104 is really the closest one that might destroy our solar system.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I found a champion chaos marine of slaanesh but it's nsfw due to titties

    Those were the days.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    yesss

    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/43800.html

    man i would totally buy an arcade machine of this if i had the scratch

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    So awesome.


    But I could probably count the number of real life Vaginas he has seen on my cock.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh if only that fire were real.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    So awesome.


    But I could probably count the number of real life Vaginas he has seen on my cock.

    That's just because all of the ladies are throwing their vaginas at his back, and he can't turn his head far enough to see them.

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Other than the crappy shell casings, that is fucking awesome Weaver.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's naturally occurring nas, that doesn't count

    Sure, at the moment.

    Just wait until we harness the Wolf-Rayet Star WR-104 and point it at our enemies.

    Ok, what was that picture of? It looked like a rainbow blackhole

    A gamma ray burst formed by a collapsing star. WR-104 is really the closest one that might destroy our solar system.

    wait what?

    Ok i just looked that up and that is completely horrifying. Welp i hope this is one of those "it'll happen in a bazillion years" thing

    Ok, i just read an article that basically said it could happen tonight, or ten thousand years from now, or maybe never! I'm going to go into hysterics now because we are all going to blow up from this wolf star.

    Oh great now it says it will spray us with cosmic rays. Now I don't know whether to be excited or horrified, because human torch!

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

    we all know that all matter in the universe is made up of bacon salt with different charges. But how the bacon salt comes into being, that we don't know.

    That is what the Pretty Outrageous Radical Collider will be used to discover.

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

    we all know that all matter in the universe is made up of bacon salt with different charges. But how the bacon salt comes into being, that we don't know.

    That is what the Pretty Outrageous Radical Collider will be used to discover.

    I like where this is going.



    Our Porcologists work tirelessley.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We're always being bombarded by cosmic rays and all sorts of wacky radiation.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's naturally occurring nas, that doesn't count

    Sure, at the moment.

    Just wait until we harness the Wolf-Rayet Star WR-104 and point it at our enemies.

    Ok, what was that picture of? It looked like a rainbow blackhole

    A gamma ray burst formed by a collapsing star. WR-104 is really the closest one that might destroy our solar system.

    wait what?

    Ok i just looked that up and that is completely horrifying. Welp i hope this is one of those "it'll happen in a bazillion years" thing

    Ok, i just read an article that basically said it could happen tonight, or ten thousand years from now, or maybe never! I'm going to go into hysterics now because we are all going to blow up from this wolf star.

    Oh great now it says it will spray us with cosmic rays. Now I don't know whether to be excited or horrified, because human torch!

    I would definitely NOT suggest this book for you:

    DEATH FROM THE SKIES


    As it happens, the Universe has thousands and thousands of ways to destroy us, and in pretty much every case, by the time we even know that it's happening, it will be too late.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    See, the way I see it, this doesn't reflect on me or basically anybody I know in anyway at all.


    Of course, I have never played Halo....

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

    we all know that all matter in the universe is made up of bacon salt with different charges. But how the bacon salt comes into being, that we don't know.

    That is what the Pretty Outrageous Radical Collider will be used to discover.

    I like where this is going.



    Our Porcologists work tirelessley.

    What the hell is the matter with you people.











    Everyone knows that the universe is made up of very tiny cheeses.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

    we all know that all matter in the universe is made up of bacon salt with different charges. But how the bacon salt comes into being, that we don't know.

    That is what the Pretty Outrageous Radical Collider will be used to discover.

    I like where this is going.



    Our Porcologists work tirelessley.

    It's understandable that some people are uneasy about the possibilities, especially once this hidden object was dubbed "The God Porcicle".

    Religious controversy seemed obvious, but for some reason, Islam really got up in arms about PORC.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's naturally occurring nas, that doesn't count

    Sure, at the moment.

    Just wait until we harness the Wolf-Rayet Star WR-104 and point it at our enemies.

    Ok, what was that picture of? It looked like a rainbow blackhole

    A gamma ray burst formed by a collapsing star. WR-104 is really the closest one that might destroy our solar system.

    wait what?

    Ok i just looked that up and that is completely horrifying. Welp i hope this is one of those "it'll happen in a bazillion years" thing

    Ok, i just read an article that basically said it could happen tonight, or ten thousand years from now, or maybe never! I'm going to go into hysterics now because we are all going to blow up from this wolf star.

    Oh great now it says it will spray us with cosmic rays. Now I don't know whether to be excited or horrified, because human torch!

    I would definitely NOT suggest this book for you:

    DEATH FROM THE SKIES


    As it happens, the Universe has thousands and thousands of ways to destroy us, and in pretty much every case, by the time we even know that it's happening, it will be too late.

    Damnit, at 16.25, I can't not buy it. Just thinking about an explosion that reaches 5000 light years is insane.

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