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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am the Milkman

    My milk is delicious

    I am a housewife

    I make pies while my husband is at work

    In time I will no longer be sexually attractive

    but he will still like my pies

    Also man these myspace pages are positively golden
    Spoiler:

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am the Milkman

    My milk is delicious

    I am a housewife

    I make pies while my husband is at work

    I am on the road crew.

    Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.

    I am a secret agent... umm I mean assassin.

    My motives are known only to myself.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious" is probably the best quote in history.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Stay away from my husband, hussy"

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I like his extra line shortly after he becomes the milkman:

    "It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves."

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man I just read the wikipedia entry for brutal legend

    it blew my mind all over my face

    Dio is rumored to voice the main villain

    Fucking Dio

    And Rob Halford and Lemmy and fuck yees


    this game on gametap just made my computer bluescreen :(

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuck yes, I fucking love psychonauts

    I still have those promotional card packs and shirts they gave away when the game came out

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Btw, did you guys ever see that bonus video for collecting EVERYTHING in the game, including all the figments?

    (basically asking you to get 100% completion. D:)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIc5YUpbMjU&feature=related

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the crazy semi-hidden vault in the brain tumbler is great

    especially if you find it during at the earliest possible time because you get some extra dialog

    "okay... what the hell was that?"

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think the best thing about Psychonauts is that it looks like a kids game, yet some hardcore Halo xbox fagwad would still pick it up for it's clever and witty fun humor.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait...

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "hardcore halo xbox fagwad"

    incredibly mature and high-brow satire right there

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also cynic what is up

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious" is probably the best quote in history.

    But "Oh god! The puppy orphanage!" is pretty great too.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So just got past the lungfish and holy shit lungfishopolis was amazing
    'OVERLY COMPLEX COMBIIIIINATION'
    and the guard outside wherever I am now is such a great idea, if you listen to him for a while it must just be voice clips in various categories that get randomly selected

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Llama

    you're at the Milkman Conspiracy

    I order you to finish that level right fucking now it's the best ever

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious" is probably the best quote in history.

    But "Oh god! The puppy orphanage!" is pretty great too.

    Wait where was that one?


    "hardcore halo xbox fagwad"

    incredibly mature and high-brow satire right there

    8-)



    Also, not a whole lot much. I did not sleep all night, and I am waiting for the sun to peek up in a little bit so I can head out to McDonalds and not accidentally crash and kill someone or my car.

    If I sleep, I will sleep in and miss McDonald's breakfast. I know its not healthy and such, but I never have Mcdonalds and they are serving breakfast right fucking now.... :(

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious" is probably the best quote in history.

    But "Oh god! The puppy orphanage!" is pretty great too.

    Wait where was that one?

    Lungfishopolis

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious" is probably the best quote in history.

    But "Oh god! The puppy orphanage!" is pretty great too.

    Wait where was that one?

    Lungfishopolis

    Ooooh yeah! :D


    *gasp* "Goggalor!"

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "He's impervious to bullets!.. And love!"

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Btw, did you guys ever see that bonus video for collecting EVERYTHING in the game, including all the figments?

    (basically asking you to get 100% completion. D:)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIc5YUpbMjU&feature=related

    I think I have to get this, now.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Get what, goatmon? the unlock or the game?


    Because if it is the latter, Ima kick you in the beanbag so hard.


    Also if you want to see it on the big screen, just find the bink video app viewer thing, schmooze around the cinematic files and you should be able to just open it and view it like that,

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The game.

    I never really heard much about it, but it seems really funny and a lot of fun.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It is pretty hilarious, minor spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    "Freedom!" "FREEDOM!" "Freeduhhhhh!"

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You must routinely make poor decisions.


    Also, I just checked out the doubelfine blog.

    Those guys have waaaaaay too much fun on there. They are clearly over their limit.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, Psychonauts is the first game I've ever wanted to buy purely on the basis that the studio behind it sounds awesome.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man I hoped this was a psychonauts thread when I saw the title

    this is in my top 5 games ever, so funny and good
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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Man, I gotta play this again

    I always thought this game was better on consoles though so I might have to scout out a PS2 version

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it's on x-box originals, isn't it?

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well Goggalor we're not going to move this blimp over until you destroy those cannons it's not that we don't have faith in your abilities it's for... umm... for insurance reasons"
    "Yes that, and, for Freedom"

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I don't have an Xbox

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the surprisingly patriotic snails from the waterloo level

    also


    Sheegor: No, don't!
    Dr. Loboto: Not even if I cook you a little...
    Sheegor: Don't, doctor! No!
    Dr. Loboto: ...A little turtle soup?
    Sheegor: Please, Dr. Loboto! No!
    Dr. Loboto: Hm, a nice, hot turtle soup, hmm?
    Sheegor: Noooo!
    Dr. Loboto: Nothing better on a cold night like this than some boiling hot soup!
    Sheegor: You leave Mr. Pokeylope alone!
    Dr. Loboto: Oh. Okay.
    [slight pause]
    Dr. Loboto: Are you sure?
    Sheegor: Nooo! I mean, YES!
    Dr. Loboto: Alright, alright... Oh, why don't I just go ahead and heat you up a cup? It's made from turtles! Turtles that you love! Isn't that right, Mr. Pokeylope?
    Sheegor: Stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it!
    Dr. Loboto: Okay, well maybe I'll just make some for myself.


    Raz: Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow.


    Lungfish Civilian: Oh no! Goggalor is headed for the orphanage!
    Lungfish Civilian: [the building gets smashed] No, wait, that wasn't the orphanage!
    Lungfish Civilian: Oh no, that *was* the orphanage!... for dogs, it was the puppy orphanage everyone!

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man I need to make some arrow heads fast. I only have like 250 and I Need that Copbweb duster

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    do you have the dowsing rod yet

    I got 800 arrowheads in about ten minutes after I bought that

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    do you have the dowsing rod yet

    I got 800 arrowheads in about ten minutes after I bought that

    That's the way to do it.

    I cleaned out the entire store in like half an hour.

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  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So I have the PS2 version of this game. Is the port just really bad? Because the game seemed like it should be fun but the framerate was a total mess and the gameplay just felt off.

    If that's the case, I'll pick up the Xbox Originals version.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I played this again it would be my third playthrough

    So tempting

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really should play through this again

    Waterloo World is annoying as fuck but it's funny enough to make up for it

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    *Csssht* "Doing a great job, Becky!"


    "awww"

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