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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hate all of you etc etc

    especially Kate 3 times a year what kind of fuckery is that

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the runs are pretty gross but it is a part of being human

    shit just happens, sometimes

    that was two words and a comma bigger than it needed to be

    once in a while shit is a thing that will just occur occasionally

    Other acceptable response: "that's what she said"

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Okay, WaM just turned me of heterosexuality.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    haha beavotron is going to swoop down on this thread like a fucking pterodactyl

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    hate all of you etc etc
    Yessssssssssssssss!

    Bogey on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    hate all of you etc etc

    especially Kate 3 times a year what kind of fuckery is that
    witchcraft!

    ebel women are horribly gross creatures and the reason we try to dress pretty and wear makeup and stuff is because we don't want you to think about the terrible things that go on in our organs

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    hate all of you etc etc
    Yessssssssssssssss!

    you're lucky I didn't kill you at PAX you sonuvabitch

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've noticed that when my period comes, my whole body just gets as gross as is humanly possible

    maybe it's just the hormones telling me that I'm untouchable, but also I break out and pooping gets extremely gross and soft too even though it's bad enough that it's mixing with the blood which is possibly the worst thing ever

    luckily I only get my period like three times a year! hooray!

    One of the funniest ways to gross guys out about the mense?

    explaining to them the less popular alternatives to a tampon or pad.

    the best imo: menstraul cup

    Futore on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the runs are pretty gross but it is a part of being human

    shit just happens, sometimes

    that was two words and a comma bigger than it needed to be

    once in a while shit is a thing that will just occur occasionally

    Other acceptable response: "that's what she said"

    she was just a temperature in a shape, man

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm convinced women that use the cup don't understand how gross they're being

    that's really the only excuse

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I've noticed that when my period comes, my whole body just gets as gross as is humanly possible

    maybe it's just the hormones telling me that I'm untouchable, but also I break out and pooping gets extremely gross and soft too even though it's bad enough that it's mixing with the blood which is possibly the worst thing ever

    luckily I only get my period like three times a year! hooray!

    One of the funniest ways to gross guys out about the mense?

    explaining to them the less popular alternatives to a tampon or pad.

    the best imo: menstraul cup

    Nothing will ever top the red runny shit shake.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it doubles as a defense mechanism

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm convinced women that use the cup don't understand how gross they're being

    that's really the only excuse

    reusable rags are pretty gnarly too

    Futore on
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm convinced women that use the cup don't understand how gross they're being

    that's really the only excuse

    wait, that's real? GUH.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What's the reasoning behind that? Like, are they apprehensive about coming into contact with tampons?

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they're called diva cups
    diva the female version of a hustla

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  • ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I knew a guy once

    His earlier caprice was to cause vomiting; his improvement thereof is, by using a secret means, to spread the plague throughout an entire provence: he has brought about the death of a truly incredible number of people. He also poisons wells and streams.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok now i just threw up too.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    because some hoes be prude and don't want to cram a dam up their clam

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok now i just threw up too.
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DIVA WASH! ARGH

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haha! Fuck me, that is hilarious.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mwahahahaha

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    bitches gotta edumacate themselves

    what if they cup users and all of a sudden they gotta move real fast or dodge a car or some shit

    does that present a problem or am I misunderstanding

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want to find the person who manages that company and drown them with my bare hands.

    sending a message

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    bitches gotta edumacate themselves

    what if they cup users and all of a sudden they gotta move real fast or dodge a car or some shit

    does that present a problem or am I misunderstanding

    Quick refreshing energy boost.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OH GOD

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i suddenly want to flip every menstruating girl over just to make sure they aren't using this product.

    Ebel you bastard!

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Look, I know this pretty immature, but I am a man that will laugh when I see "menstrual solution" as a product description.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it's not like a fucking grease pan hanging under a grill. jesus, guys.

    Futore on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Look, I know this pretty immature, but I am a man that will laugh when I see "menstrual solution" as a product description.

    they call it a 'solution' but it doesn't SOLVE ANYTHING

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    it's not like a fucking grease pan hanging under a grill. jesus, guys.

    I'm imagining it is, and that makes it that much more disgusting and hilarious.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    bitches gotta edumacate themselves

    what if they cup users and all of a sudden they gotta move real fast or dodge a car or some shit

    does that present a problem or am I misunderstanding

    As I understood it goes up, in the uh hoochie and catches it all. Then you pull it out, and dump it (or throw it out if you have the disposable kind).

    Probably a shit ton more eco friendly than tampons and pads. Fuckers always hating on the environment.

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    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my hate for the environment actually fuels my body to menstruate

    Sara Lynn on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    whenever anyone talks about aunt flow in SE, i remember lostwords asking me if i earned my redwings

    Futore on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    it's not like a fucking grease pan hanging under a grill. jesus, guys.

    I'm imagining like a little cup hanging with an inch or two of slack.

    At a social event, someone tells a fantastic joke. People laugh, clap each other on the backs, hold napkins to their eyes as tears of mirth run down their face. As the laughter dies down save for a few chuckles, that peculiar sort of silence that only friends share settles upon the group. They smile and look around, conversation pausing before an inevitable change of topic. Suddenly, piercing the silence, a single quiet sound becomes audible, becomes almost deafening with its grave implications.

    drip, drip, drip

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this has backfired on me terribly

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The Final Menstrual Solution

    when it comes to the menstrual cups, I can't help but think that there must be some batshit insane bitches out there that are storing their cumulative menstrual flow in a jar they keep in the fridge.

    brb, throwing up

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    The Final Menstrual Solution

    when it comes to the menstrual cups, I can't help but think that there must be some batshit insane bitches out there that are storing their cumulative menstrual flow in a jar they keep in the fridge.

    brb, throwing up

    It gives me great pleasure to tell you that these people exist.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    it's not like a fucking grease pan hanging under a grill. jesus, guys.

    I'm imagining like a little cup hanging with an inch or two of slack.

    At a social event, someone tells a fantastic joke. People laugh, clap each other on the backs, hold napkins to their eyes as tears of mirth run down their face. As the laughter dies down save for a few chuckles, that peculiar sort of silence that only friends share settles upon the group. They smile and look around, conversation pausing before an inevitable change of topic. Suddenly, piercing the silence, a single quiet sound becomes audible, becomes almost deafening with its grave implications.

    drip, drip, drip

    like chinese water torture...only...not.

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
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