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"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
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edited January 2009
Stale what do you do to bathrooms
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
so this past week has been pretty intense for me.. i kinda wanted to make a thread about it but then i dont make threads..
so im headed back home from dallas (to OKC) and as i cross the red river my fan belt comes off my car, luckily i was right by a huge casino so there was a pretty large truck stop right next to it. so i pull in there and park, call my dad, he has to close at work so he wont be there for another 3 hours. five minutes later i get stung by a bee for the first time in my life, yeah its not that big a deal just what the hell?
this is where the story gets interesting:
im chilling on the side of the gas station smoking a cigarette whne a man, id say about 50, walks up to me and this dialog is what followed:
him: "I see you broke down over there"
me: "Yeah im waiting for a ride"
him: "I can give you a ride to somewhere to get a belt if you need it"
me: "No the guy is coming with a belt right now"
him: "You sure?"
me: "Yes."
him: "I got a couple dogs in my truck, you sure you dont want a ride?"
me: "..."
then a security guard from the gas station walks up and tells him he needs to leave the customers alone, and he leaves. then the security guards informs me that i dont need to talk to him becuase he is a convicted child molester.
immediately i thought of you guys.
we ended up having to tow my car back because one of the pulleys broke and we couldnt bypass it. but ill never forget what that dude said to me.
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oh my god
fuck you fatty
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
how much have you watched?
He locks himself in the bathrooms of swanky restaurants after drinking all their wine with the starter, and he doesn't leave until the meal is over.
I redecorated it in various shades of stomach and pain
whaat
I should move to Atlanta and become a legend among janitors with you.
So basically whenever I'm posting I'm pretty bored and annoyed that I have nothing to do.
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heh heh heheh
heh
Well now we'll never know
It's Schrödinger's Thread.
whatever, here.
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That's it. FACE FIGHT.
so im headed back home from dallas (to OKC) and as i cross the red river my fan belt comes off my car, luckily i was right by a huge casino so there was a pretty large truck stop right next to it. so i pull in there and park, call my dad, he has to close at work so he wont be there for another 3 hours. five minutes later i get stung by a bee for the first time in my life, yeah its not that big a deal just what the hell?
this is where the story gets interesting:
im chilling on the side of the gas station smoking a cigarette whne a man, id say about 50, walks up to me and this dialog is what followed:
him: "I see you broke down over there"
me: "Yeah im waiting for a ride"
him: "I can give you a ride to somewhere to get a belt if you need it"
me: "No the guy is coming with a belt right now"
him: "You sure?"
me: "Yes."
him: "I got a couple dogs in my truck, you sure you dont want a ride?"
me: "..."
then a security guard from the gas station walks up and tells him he needs to leave the customers alone, and he leaves. then the security guards informs me that i dont need to talk to him becuase he is a convicted child molester.
immediately i thought of you guys.
we ended up having to tow my car back because one of the pulleys broke and we couldnt bypass it. but ill never forget what that dude said to me.
one of the most interesting 3 hours of my life.
STEAM!
dowgs
STEAM!
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does khoo have to approve everything they see
does he test their food for poison too?