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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Nutjobs make great music for some reason

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I'm mad about the fucking fairy tale of radical antitheism. That's what I'm mad about.

    Radical antitheism has dragons...?

    Yes. Like the one where everyone is better off if religion had never existed for no provable reason.

    That's not a myth, that's a hypothesis. We can't prove which differences in the past would result in which differences in the present. We do know that certain religious beliefs, objects, and locations are used as excuses to do horrible things to people. Abrahamic religions, having a rather nasty basis for their beliefs, and very strong connections to contested locations, not to mention massive numbers, are used as the excuse for a rather immense number of atrocities. While it's quite likely that religious assholes would still be assholes if they didn't have the excuse of their religion, it's fairly natural for someone to assume they are, in fact, assholes for the reasons they claim, and so to wish that excuse did not exist. It's not entirely rational, but it's a pretty normal response when frustrated.

    It's like when a kid who is being beaten with a belt tries to hide the belt.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Man, just got back from bar trivia (1st) and took ambien, xanax and melatonin to try to fall asleep. Subsequenty opened a cider and make a ham and swiss sandwich. I have a feeling I'm not going to remember this tomorrow.

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    I just finished catching up on the last few Smodcasts today (they took a bit of a break after the release of Jack and Miry).

    They are all a good listen in one way or another. My favs are definitely the ones with Walter. No offense to Mosier but Walter + Kevin are hilarious. The one about the flea market is hilarious.

    definitely a classic.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I forgot to eat dinner so now I have to eat dinner, because I accidentally took a dumb nap.

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, just got back from bar trivia (1st) and took ambien, xanax and melatonin to try to fall asleep. Subsequenty opened a cider and make a ham and swiss sandwich. I have a feeling I'm not going to remember this tomorrow.

    shhhhiiiiiit man.

    try and enjoy it but you probably won't be able to.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    I really hate that Prince is such a nutjob, because Purple Rain is one of my favorite albums of all time.

    Yeah. I was pretty unhappy to hear about his beliefs.

    He's now on that growing list with such fellows as Card, Cruise, and Beck.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I really hate that Prince is such a nutjob, because Purple Rain is one of my favorite albums of all time.

    Sometimes it's better this way. Isaac Newton was a nutjob. So was Bobby Fischer and Blaise Pascal.

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    I'd compare it more to that same kid calling for the banning of all belts.

    Edit: Also, if it's untestable it's a poor hypothesis.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, just got back from bar trivia (1st) and took ambien, xanax and melatonin to try to fall asleep. Subsequenty opened a cider and make a ham and swiss sandwich. I have a feeling I'm not going to remember this tomorrow.

    shhhhiiiiiit man.

    try and enjoy it but you probably won't be able to.

    The sandwich is kicking all kinds of ass so far. I applaud my prescience in hitting the deli counter before going to the bar.

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    seriously, Irond is right.

    what would you do if Prince WASN'T a nutjob?

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Man, just got back from bar trivia (1st) and took ambien, xanax and melatonin to try to fall asleep. Subsequenty opened a cider and make a ham and swiss sandwich. I have a feeling I'm not going to remember this tomorrow.

    shhhhiiiiiit man.

    try and enjoy it but you probably won't be able to.

    The sandwich is kicking all kinds of ass so far. I applaud my prescience in hitting the deli counter before going to the bar.

    yes, that was wise.

    and I don't mean smart or a good call, I mean wise. something most people only learn after years of experience.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I'd compare it more to that same kid calling for the banning of all belts.

    See: The Prohibition. The reason it began, or so I've heard, is as a response to too many men getting drunk and beating their wives and children.

    --

    On the hypothesis: There's only so much shit you can do when pondering alternative histories. So far as we know Stalin was the best thing to happen to the world ever, in the long run.

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    [chat]ka when the walls fell?

  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    Man. I always get halfway through Fennario and then it becomes so good that I have to turn it up and restart it.

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The sandwich is kicking all kinds of ass so far. I applaud my prescience in hitting the deli counter before going to the bar.

    yes, that was wise.

    and I don't mean smart or a good call, I mean wise. something most people only learn after years of experience.

    I'm starting to feel like Charles Bukowski. Really adept at fairly contemptible things.

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The sandwich is kicking all kinds of ass so far. I applaud my prescience in hitting the deli counter before going to the bar.

    yes, that was wise.

    and I don't mean smart or a good call, I mean wise. something most people only learn after years of experience.

    I'm starting to feel like Charles Bukowski. Really adept at fairly contemptible things.

    mmmhmmmmm

    normally I'd say you were too old to begin the training but with these sort of ... midichlorian... readings... fuck.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Not once did he play fucking Batdance.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door

    This is the best way to make a sandwich.

    I made a drink in the fridge when I got home tonight.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    Dude, what the fuck, that's awesome. You did it in the fucking fridge.

    I want a sandwich.

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    I've never made a full sandwich that way. it seems I've become the learner.

    then again I haven't tried recently because our fridge beeps if you leave the door open for more than about 15 seconds.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    If you don't have to compress the sammich in a skin of Saran wrap to eat it, it's a sub-par sammich at best.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    You will know you are in my kitchen because the fridge has lots of bread crumbs in it.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I should mention that these were the bastard "folder" sandwiches, so not really the real thing. Still, ham, swiss and dijon is maybe the best three-element sandwich that exists. Reuben takes four elements.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Actually, no, sammiches are white bread sandwiches. If it's encased in an actual bread roll, it deserves to be called a sandwich.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    I've never made a full sandwich that way. it seems I've become the learner.

    then again I haven't tried recently because our fridge beeps if you leave the door open for more than about 15 seconds.

    The fridge beeping is a test to you to see if you comply with meaningless commands issued iwth no authority. It's not like after three beeps your fridge grows teeth and slams itslef shut with you still standing there.

    Though it would be pretty cool.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    I need to go buy some Swiss.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    I prefer turkey over ham.

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  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    I've never made a full sandwich that way. it seems I've become the learner.

    then again I haven't tried recently because our fridge beeps if you leave the door open for more than about 15 seconds.

    The fridge beeping is a test to you to see if you comply with meaningless commands issued iwth no authority. It's not like after three beeps your fridge grows teeth and slams itslef shut with you still standing there.

    Though it would be pretty cool.

    it's loud and grating though.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
    Sig%20-%20Blue%20Myself.jpg
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Actually, no, sammiches are white bread sandwiches. If it's encased in an actual bread roll, it deserves to be called a sandwich.

    It's a whole wheat bread slice fold-over. I'm not sure about the classification of that one.

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Oh man Elendil, that kevin smith video (and the others that went with it) were fantastic.

    People dog on Kevin Smith but the guy is funny as hell.

    It's also amusing that Prince is a huge Dogma fan. Dogma is also my favorite Kevin Smith film.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I prefer turkey over ham.

    no doubt. turkey or chicken is how I start most of my sandwiches.

    actually I shouldn't even talk. I haven't had a respectable sandwich is probably 6 months.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Actually, no, sammiches are white bread sandwiches. If it's encased in an actual bread roll, it deserves to be called a sandwich.

    It's a whole wheat bread slice fold-over. I'm not sure about the classification of that one.

    A "mess?"

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I like salami, pepperoni, ham, and provolone. On Italian bread.

  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    You totally have to add Fridge as some modifier to the D&D d20 Sandwich Making Instruction post.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I need to go buy some Swiss.

    I prefer the muscular swisses like Jarlsburg or gruyere, but I went with baby swiss on this outing. Baby swiss melts nicely and plays well with other sandwich elements.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The first sandwich was so good I decided I wanted a second one. I made the entire sandwich in the refrigerator, without closing the door. This is probably the best sandwich I've ever made in this fashion. Also, I rewarded myself with some almond toffee from Colorado. What a great night.

    I've never made a full sandwich that way. it seems I've become the learner.

    then again I haven't tried recently because our fridge beeps if you leave the door open for more than about 15 seconds.

    The fridge beeping is a test to you to see if you comply with meaningless commands issued iwth no authority. It's not like after three beeps your fridge grows teeth and slams itslef shut with you still standing there.

    Though it would be pretty cool.

    it's loud and grating though.

    Obeying that fridge is what's keeping you from becoming a jedi.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I like salami, pepperoni, ham, and provolone. On Italian bread.

    That sounds fucking awesome. I wish I had that right now.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Gruyere's too sweet for my tastes, but I can sit there and eat Jarlsberg all day.

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