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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Somedays I wish my life wasn't basically a sitcom.

    On the plus side, it will give me so very much material someday if I ever decide to pursue a career writing for television.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    Hopefully he will have a chance to do this in person. I'm rooting for him!

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Man I talked with my girlfriend for a few months online before we met in person, but we didn't start using the nomenclature until after we met in person.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    GRMike wrote: »
    Hopefully he will have a chance to do this in person. I'm rooting for him!

    Me too. I've had some good experiences with gals I met online.

  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    Oh man, I haven't.

    One had a mustache. Not that he was a she... she was just gifted in the upper lip.

  • VarethiusVarethius Registered User regular
    The last girl I met online was a total mistake.
    Made me take a bit more precaution before doing it again. But that was over a year ago.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man I talked with my girlfriend for a few months online before we met in person, but we didn't start using the nomenclature until after we met in person.

    Yeah, I met my most recent girlfriend online. And it was great. But we didn't bring titles into the equation until we'd been seeing each other for two or three months.

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    GRMike wrote: »
    Oh man, I haven't.

    One had a mustache. Not that he was a she... she was just gifted in the upper lip.

    Well, you just got to know your info. Looking at Facebook/Myspace profiles, pictures, asking friends who know the girl. People with your experience have encouraged my caution. Thank you for your service. :P

  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    I've met plenty of girls online, but I would never call them my girlfriend until some actual dating and fucking happened. Not only because you really can't know how much you will like a person until you're sitting, face to face, listening to them talk, but also because I like fucking too much, so I would never commit myself to anyone I had never actually hung out with.

  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Anytime I start talking to girls online, I get to about the third message and lose interest. Turns out I'm not a very good conversationalist if I haven't met you in person and been able to get at least some sense of what you're like. Body language is way too important to me, I don't think I could do the online dating thing very well.

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  • LockoutLockout Registered User
    do you guys hit up dating sites or what?

    i've never met a girl online

  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    I think Varethius has seen her boobies on webcam and has probably flashed his donger a time or two. This might be grounds for nomenclature.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    I've met plenty of girls online, but I would never call them my girlfriend until some actual dating and fucking happened. Not only because you really can't know how much you will like a person until you're sitting, face to face, listening to them talk, but also because I like fucking too much, so I would never commit myself to anyone I had never actually hung out with.

    Man, Cap.

    I am becoming more and more convinced that we are pretty much the same dude.

    Except I don't have rockin' sideburns

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    Lockout wrote: »
    do you guys hit up dating sites or what?

    i've never met a girl online

    By chance, every time.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive Damn these electric sex pants! Registered User regular
    I've been trying to meet up with a girl I met online for three years - not constantly, just at events that you'd expect to meet up with people at, like New Years' and concerts and stuff.

    I think after an abortive attempt to get together this New Years', I've finally got the fucking point.

    robothero wrote: »
    damn rhesus, you're like a cyclical procedure of poor decisions
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    I'm doing Movember for Men's Health! Donate if you can - thanks.
  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    I've been trying to meet up with a girl I met online for three years - not constantly, just at events that you'd expect to meet up with people at, like New Years' and concerts and stuff.

    I think after an abortive attempt to get together this New Years', I've finally got the fucking point.

    Three years?

    You're uhh.. patient.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    theres a dating site thread like every other month around here

  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    Signing up for OKCupid is like signing up to be spammed.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Lockout wrote: »
    do you guys hit up dating sites or what?

    i've never met a girl online

    No I just post on message boards and the women can't help but throw themselves at me.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    munkus always browses my profile casually

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Hey DarkPrimus

    Wanna meet up sometime? :winky:

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    do you guys hit up dating sites or what?

    i've never met a girl online

    No I just post on message boards and the women can't help but throw themselves at me.

    mylittlepony.com

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    Right after my Fiancee left me I did the eHarmony thing. I found myself being VERY superficial because they gave me the option to be.

    I was lucky when one of my best friends from the past turned out to be the best partner for me (not found through eHarmony) because I don't think I would have ever found somebody if they allowed me to be that choosy.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Hey DarkPrimus

    Wanna meet up sometime? :winky:

    Only if you bring your girlfriend. :winky:

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive Damn these electric sex pants! Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    I've been trying to meet up with a girl I met online for three years - not constantly, just at events that you'd expect to meet up with people at, like New Years' and concerts and stuff.

    I think after an abortive attempt to get together this New Years', I've finally got the fucking point.

    Three years?

    You're uhh.. patient.

    It was more of an occasional thing - every few weeks we'd have a text message conversation, or see each other on MSN. Then something would come up that could have been a fun way for us to meet face to face, I'd suggest it, she'd show initial enthusiasm and then some reason or another would turn up. Rinse and repeat.

    For most of those three years I had a girlfriend, so it was more just trying to meet up and have a real shared experience. Although this New Years' I had literally nothing else to do, as I don't really know anybody any more in my home town. After having to be vetted by her friend, I wasn't deemed good enough on the morning of the 31st, at which point I decided, "Fuck this", and now I'm not going to bother caring any more.

    robothero wrote: »
    damn rhesus, you're like a cyclical procedure of poor decisions
    PSNID: RhesusPositive
    I'm doing Movember for Men's Health! Donate if you can - thanks.
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    I've met plenty of girls online, but I would never call them my girlfriend until some actual dating and fucking happened. Not only because you really can't know how much you will like a person until you're sitting, face to face, listening to them talk, but also because I like fucking too much, so I would never commit myself to anyone I had never actually hung out with.

    Man, Cap.

    I am becoming more and more convinced that we are pretty much the same dude.

    Except I don't have rockin' sideburns

    Yeah, I've always thought we were pretty similar, even the stupid comedy videos you've done are just like a lot of ideas I had, or at least something I totally would have thought of. You should make it up sometime in the near future and we'll chill.

  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    I've been trying to meet up with a girl I met online for three years - not constantly, just at events that you'd expect to meet up with people at, like New Years' and concerts and stuff.

    I think after an abortive attempt to get together this New Years', I've finally got the fucking point.

    was it WaM?

  • LockoutLockout Registered User
    for dating sites to sucessful you kind of have to live in an area where people actually use the internet

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i have a date friday

    haven't had one in a while, sorta nervous

  • VarethiusVarethius Registered User regular
    Thats pretty lame, but there are plenty more people you can spend time with. If she actually cares she'll get in touch though.

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    GRMike wrote: »
    Right after my Fiancee left me I did the eHarmony thing. I found myself being VERY superficial because they gave me the option to be.

    I was lucky when one of my best friends from the past turned out to be the best partner for me (not found through eHarmony) because I don't think I would have ever found somebody if they allowed me to be that choosy.

    eHarmony told me that they couldn't classify me and I wasn't allowed to use their website.

    That's right. Even the internet thinks I'm a goddamn enigma. Ladies.

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  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    How old are you/ how much do you make.

    They wont take men under 21 making under 30k a year, but they will match women 18 and up making less than 20k. Go figure.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    do you guys hit up dating sites or what?

    i've never met a girl online

    No I just post on message boards and the women can't help but throw themselves at me.

    mylittlepony.com

    Ladies. :winky:

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    GRMike wrote: »
    How old are you/ how much do you make.

    They wont take men under 21 making under 30k a year, but they will match women 18 and up making less than 20k. Go figure.

    I'm 24 and make about 50K a year.

    It was apparently due to my question answering. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, actually.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    GRMike wrote: »
    How old are you/ how much do you make.

    They wont take men under 21 making under 30k a year, but they will match women 18 and up making less than 20k. Go figure.
    the fuck, seriously?

    that is incredibly lame

  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    How old are you/ how much do you make.

    They wont take men under 21 making under 30k a year, but they will match women 18 and up making less than 20k. Go figure.

    I'm 24 and make about 50K a year.

    It was apparently due to my question answering. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, actually.

    Completely random, but what do you do?

    Maybe it hated your career or something

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    damnit people. This thread is not supposed to be about how much we suck with the ladies. It's supposed to be about being awesome.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    They also don't let people with questionable sexuality on the site.




    I got nothing but girls my age with like 2 kids.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive Damn these electric sex pants! Registered User regular
    Varethius wrote: »
    Thats pretty lame, but there are plenty more people you can spend time with. If she actually cares she'll get in touch though.

    In a strange twist of fate, the girl I met around the same time and then vowed never to speak to again is at this moment in time engaged in MSN conversation with me.

    I only started talking to her because she was the only person online, despite me deleting and blocking at least one of her addresses.

    robothero wrote: »
    damn rhesus, you're like a cyclical procedure of poor decisions
    PSNID: RhesusPositive
    I'm doing Movember for Men's Health! Donate if you can - thanks.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    damn rhesus, you're like a cyclical procedure of poor decisions

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