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I love my job (jk work is balls)

Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
in fact I love it so much, I don't even need to get paid for it

which is exactly what's happening! at least until the sixteenth. because apparently payment information for all your employees isn't that important and gets tossed around a lot. and gets lost! so instead of getting paid today like I am supposed to I will have to wait about a week.

so what about you guys? enjoying your respective jobs and/or careers? bosses done anything annoying lately, or are they so awesome they practically radiate cool?

welcome to the job thread make yourself at home

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm still a student, but I also sell computer parts in a store and give advice to people on what piece of tech they need for whatever purpose. The pay is nice, the colleagues are awesome, and the topic is interesting
    Yay

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    rank do you see yourself still doing that at 60?
    if I live that long, fuck to the yeah

    hi5

    you would be the raddest grandpa
    you know what is so rad? you remember these from back in the day?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywTZ3xgReiM

    my acting for animation teacher made 'em

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah we had some Chinese couple buy our little fast food franchise and now she's giving my shifts to her 17 year old daughter and her friend. Apparently it's just for two weeks and she'll call me soon, but she doesn't speak English very well and also she doesn't like me. She also doesn't call my house to tell me when I need to work, and doesn't accept my calls, but gets pissed if I don't show up to work. I guess she expects me to read her mind to realize I'm not working my usual days.

    It's because you eyes aren't slanty-like; you need to get a Scooby Doo mask and change your name to Gang Bang Fu and tell her that you're from Shanghai. If you're kind of chesty, just tape em down. It might take some time to get the whole project in motion, but it'll be worth it when you whip the mask off in front of her and say, "I never washed my hands after I went to the bathroom!"

    olo RACISM

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  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Help Desk Support for a retail chain that employees the most idiotic store associates ever.

    Below are some examples of things that have happened to me due to my high voice and pleasent attitude. People think I'm a (hot) woman.

    Me: Alright, you should be all set
    Store(Woman): I Hope so girlfriend.
    Me: I’m a guy for the record.
    (Silence)
    (Click.)


    Store: Sorry, I have these fat fingers and this tiny little calculator

    Me: Oh.

    Store: Thank you so much for your help.

    Me: No problem.
    Store: You know what Mel Gibson looks like Hun?
    Me(Inundated so I let the “Hun” part go): Uh, yes.
    store: I look nothing like him. Sorry to disappoint sweetie.
    Me: Oh, uh…okay.


    And various non-high-voice-related mishaps:

    Store: Hi I just wanted to make sure everything was good because they’re about to cut the powe-

    And the power goes out.

    Store: I just squirted hand sanitizer all over myself and my second assistant.
    Me: On Purpose?

    Me: So you should be all set.
    Store: Alright.
    Me: Alright, Cool.
    Store: Alright
    Me: Okay.
    Store: Alright
    Me: Okay.
    Store: Okay.
    Me: going to hang up now.
    Store: Alright.


    Store: Hi I have an issu-
    Me; (Hiccup)
    Store; Do you have the Hicups?
    Me: I do <Hicup>
    Store; What’s your middle name.
    Me: …Joseph?
    store; Bet their gone now.


    Other fun things I do: Tell stores the registers they use don't produce the 2.1 gigawatts of electricity needed to run, that the droids I'm looking for are not in the register, and various other standard help desk douchebaggary.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
  • ZyrelaxZyrelax Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »

    because apparently payment information for all your employees isn't that important and gets tossed around a lot. and gets lost! so instead of getting paid today like I am supposed to I will have to wait about a week.

    This happened at a job I worked two summers ago. I was a temp, and had no part in the pay process, but guess who had to tell around 400 employees they weren't getting paid that Friday? D: Then the company loaned small amounts of money to some employees until the pay situation was resolved. Guess who had to tell various angry people that they couldn't have their check until they paid off their debt? :(

    I also had to tell people who quit that they couldn't have their last pay check until they turned in their work id, which some of them swore up and down (and at me) that they had turned in. This was technically against the law for the company to do.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    olo RACISM

    Is it racism, sir, or is it irony? I postulate that an example of racism would be if I walked up to an Asian kid, flashed a 'J' in American Sign Language and said, "What's up, my ninja?"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the girl who just came in asked me what her login for the computer was

    i had to throw the brakes on my natural instinct to ridicule her so hard, i thought i heard squealing!
    I do this all the time, and I work with hospital staff.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Call center supervisor. Basically means I browse the internet all day. Occasionally I get to try to explain to a 90yr old lady what the "pound" sign is on her alarm keypad.

    I really should be doing homework, though. But PA lurking/ sporadic posting usually beats out doing Math 113 (Calc 2) or CS235 (Data Structures and Analysis).

    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (BF4 / Destiny)
    Other Games - Hearthstone and Diablo 3
  • DaemasDaemas Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Shift Manager at a casual dining restaurant.


    kill me now.

  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I liked my job a lot better before my counterpart got promoted and the new girl came in.

    You know the one. She's completely incompetent, but that's okay because she doesn't care about her job at all. She asks the same questions weekly, but doesn't ask them often enough to avoid screwing up large chunks of work that I have to fix. She's morbidly obese, and the moment she shows up the entire place instantly reeks of baby powder and institutional beef stew. The kind of beef stew they serve at hospitals and low-income public schools. I've had to make up imaginary sinus allergies because sometimes I just can't keep my nose from wrinkling with revulsion when she approaches my workstation.

    Someday she's going to choke to death while engulfing an entire ham and when I get the news I'm not going to be able to conceal my glee and everybody will know what a terrible person I am.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    i hate you

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    *snip*

    You stupid bastard. You had a sweet deal.

    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (BF4 / Destiny)
    Other Games - Hearthstone and Diablo 3
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahaha so now I'm at work

    and for some reason or another my log in for our system has been changed

    I now can't log in unless I spell my name wrong.

    it's almost getting comical

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I had a job offer as a sales associate at Sears, and they promised me full time. So I moved to Portland to accept the job. Used my money I had saved up for the move, and the first 2 months rent. Now, they say they can't let me have more than 11 hours a week.

    So now I'm in Portland, with no money, don't know a soul, and barely a job. But at least it is Portland right?

  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    i hate you

  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I had a job offer as a sales associate at Sears, and they promised me full time. So I moved to Portland to accept the job. Used my money I had saved up for the move, and the first 2 months rent. Now, they say they can't let me have more than 11 hours a week.

    So now I'm in Portland, with no money, don't know a soul, and barely a job. But at least it is Portland right?

    I've been thinking about moving to Seattle or NYC and this is a concern I have.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    scarab will you give me a reference for your old job

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    i hate you

    so much

  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I had a job offer as a sales associate at Sears, and they promised me full time. So I moved to Portland to accept the job. Used my money I had saved up for the move, and the first 2 months rent. Now, they say they can't let me have more than 11 hours a week.

    So now I'm in Portland, with no money, don't know a soul, and barely a job. But at least it is Portland right?

    Under federal law, you are allowed to attack the building, and kill no more than 3 people in retaliation for this dickiest of moves.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    *snip*

    You stupid bastard. You had a sweet deal.

    I though so too when I started. First day they said 'you're going to Vancouver tomorrow, go pack your shit'.

    But then over the last 7 months I've become increasingly distant from friends, both metaphorically and literally, had zero sleep and been so wired all the time I burned out around Christmas. I met my university lecturer before New Years for drinks and he punched me in the neck when I told him. I had the perfect job and I hated every second. And I quit when most of the people I know would do anything to have it.

    My life is like a shitty Romcom.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i need a job so bad

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    i hate you

    so much

    I can sort of identify. how much were you traveling, scarab? like, were you pretty much always in some different place? because as cool as that would be, it would be a seriously depressing and lonely job

  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    scarab will you give me a reference for your old job

    You won't need one. UK newspapers have 5 employees between them. You could wash up dead on their doorstep and be hired. How do you think I got work there, being as professionally lazy as I am?

    scarab you have mental problems
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Scarab, i hate you so bad :(

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I might be getting fired, but in the round about way where they just stop giving you hours. I'm very, very irritated with this because I really don't see what I could have done differently.

    That's what happened at a nightclub gig I had about two years ago. They just kept cutting my hours and the next thing I knew, the new bar manager was scooping the shifts to give to all of his buddies.

    Fuckin' prick.

    this is currently happening to me

    i am applying to other jobs but i live in a city that was already depressed economically when the credit crunch hit

  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    Me: So you should be all set.
    Store: Alright.
    Me: Alright, Cool.
    Store: Alright
    Me: Okay.
    Store: Alright
    Me: Alright.
    Store: Alright.
    Me: Alright
    Store: Alright.
    Me: OKAY NOW LADIES

  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited January 2009
    I don't have a job right now, (thank you cheap Cardiff house and broke parents meaning I don't pay any uni fees) but I'm going to finish uni come June and I have just fuck all idea of what I want to do. What can I do with a BscEcon in Politics you ask? Apparently fuckloads of stuff, though sifting through for what I want to do is daunting really.


    Ah well, with the economy the way it is I'll probably wind up selling insurance or something in a call centre

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    I had a job offer as a sales associate at Sears, and they promised me full time. So I moved to Portland to accept the job. Used my money I had saved up for the move, and the first 2 months rent. Now, they say they can't let me have more than 11 hours a week.

    So now I'm in Portland, with no money, don't know a soul, and barely a job. But at least it is Portland right?

    I've been thinking about moving to Seattle or NYC and this is a concern I have.

    The big city is way nice. But I cannot find a job. Granted I have shit for experience.

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I letter. It's great work if you can find it, but it is very hard to find.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't do shit, bitches.

    Fuck off and die.
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm doing research at the health science center! Things are not going according to plan! It is very frustrating!

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I might be getting fired, but in the round about way where they just stop giving you hours. I'm very, very irritated with this because I really don't see what I could have done differently.

    That's what happened at a nightclub gig I had about two years ago. They just kept cutting my hours and the next thing I knew, the new bar manager was scooping the shifts to give to all of his buddies.

    Fuckin' prick.

    this is currently happening to me

    i am applying to other jobs but i live in a city that was already depressed economically when the credit crunch hit

    I know how this feels. I live in a city that dependent only on the automobile industry

    we were fucked before the credit crunch, now I don't even know

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I think I might be getting fired, but in the round about way where they just stop giving you hours. I'm very, very irritated with this because I really don't see what I could have done differently.

    That's what happened at a nightclub gig I had about two years ago. They just kept cutting my hours and the next thing I knew, the new bar manager was scooping the shifts to give to all of his buddies.

    Fuckin' prick.

    this is currently happening to me

    i am applying to other jobs but i live in a city that was already depressed economically when the credit crunch hit

    I know how this feels. I live in a city that dependent only on the automobile industry

    we were fucked before the credit crunch, now I don't even know

    hahaha, yeah, exactly my situation

  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I quit my job two weeks ago. My job was being paid to travel around the world and write about the places I visit.

    One part of me is saying 'you stupid bastard you had a sweet deal' and yet the other, larger part of me is saying 'but you were more depressed and lonely than at any other time'

    Time will tell how good a decision it was. Riding high on the 'being unemployed in a shitty economy' wave has its perks. Like sleeping in until noon and eating a lot of take out.

    i hate you

    so much

    I can sort of identify. how much were you traveling, scarab? like, were you pretty much always in some different place? because as cool as that would be, it would be a seriously depressing and lonely job

    Why do you think I posted here so much? I had noone else to talk to. You don't get two tickets. And it's not like a holiday. It's work. You arrive and go see these places but you are also booking photographers, writing your shit up, interviewing people. I bought a laptop so I could write on the plane and enjoy more time at each destination. On paper it sounds great, in practice it is lonely, stressful and something I didn't need to deal with. So I walked out just before Christmas.

    So now I'm back at the bottom of the ladder, having rose up it mightily only to find at the top is a life of airport terminals and vacuum sealed meals over and over and over. I'd go back to my internship I did right out of uni in a heartbeat. Sometimes you don't quite realise how good you had it until you lose it. I had friends, good times and easy work for little pay. But so did everyone else. I have literally no idea what I'm going to do but at least I can share my worries with people I love - rather than sitting in some Moroccan bar - alone, drinking something I can't pronounce with noticeably the whitest skin for seventy miles.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I think I might be getting fired, but in the round about way where they just stop giving you hours. I'm very, very irritated with this because I really don't see what I could have done differently.

    That's what happened at a nightclub gig I had about two years ago. They just kept cutting my hours and the next thing I knew, the new bar manager was scooping the shifts to give to all of his buddies.

    Fuckin' prick.

    this is currently happening to me

    i am applying to other jobs but i live in a city that was already depressed economically when the credit crunch hit

    I know how this feels. I live in a city that dependent only on the automobile industry

    we were fucked before the credit crunch, now I don't even know

    Man, I wanted the companies to fail so hard, but then I remembered all the people that work for them and are dependent on them and I was like fuck, this really sucks.

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    I hate my job. I'm looking for a new "proper" job.
    I'm probably gonna hate that too!

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i work to save the environment, but I hardly get to talk to anyone all day long or have any interaction. I like the work, and being paid is nice, but it's so lonely and I'm starting to go crazy. I can absolutely see why you would give such a good thing up and I would likely do the same thing.

    steam id: vermiculture
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i want to work at a book store one day

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