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[Chat] me Amadeus

LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
In this thread we discuss Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rampant tourette's syndrome.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i know some people, no matter how smart, just don't get math
    it is just weird for me to see how that works
    I would be one of those people. I failed algebra II the first time and the second time passed with a 70 average after report cards went out and some strings were pulled.

    Which turned out to be completely pointless since it turns out I didn't actually need it to graduate from high school. Two years of my time those fuckers wasted.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Leck mich im Arsch

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A wasted opportunity for achewood [chat]. For shame.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    i know some people, no matter how smart, just don't get math
    it is just weird for me to see how that works
    I would be one of those people. I failed algebra II the first time and the second time passed with a 70 average after report cards went out and some strings were pulled.

    Which turned out to be completely pointless since it turns out I didn't actually need it to graduate from high school. Two years of my time those fuckers wasted.

    I'm good with everything pre-calc, but for some reason calculus just doesn't click with me.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Amadeus is a pretty excellent movie

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A wasted opportunity for achewood [chat]. For shame.

    I almost did it. But then I says to myself, I says, "What can bring people together?"

    My answer?

    Tom Hulce.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    urgh, I am going to take my least appealing (and last required for my major) math class next semester
    analysis and optimization
    VILE

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    A wasted opportunity for achewood [chat]. For shame.

    I almost did it. But then I says to myself, I says, "What can bring people together?"

    My answer?

    Tom Hulce.

    You have an excellent point. While I still bare infinite preference for Achewood, you have softened my heart. I bless this new [chat].

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also known as "Hey isn't that Ferris Bueller?"

    No. No it's not Ferris Bueller.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Amadeus is a pretty excellent movie

    Wolfgang's dad fucked him up pretty good as a kid.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Mozart Kügeln tastes good.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So do Vienna hot dogs.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Amadeus is a pretty excellent movie

    Wolfgang's dad fucked him up pretty good as a kid.

    That's what dads were for back then.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So does :winky:

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    This image just cracks me up.

    98aae2cd529f7bf5ddf9f7235fe6d74d08b79298_m.jpg

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    God, Asante Samuel was such a good pickup. :D

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    heh...

    Tagline?

    IT'S BAAAACOOOON!

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mmmmm

    Lunch

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My dog will fall for the fake throw 2-3 times. And then she sits down and gives me the death stare.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I really should be working on my german project but I really don't wanna D:

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    That's not my experience.

    :winky:

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

    Because she was thinking about your mom.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

    Because she was thinking about your mom.

    So she's a lesbo? Greuss. I wonder how it got all worn out then.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    Royal bloodlines? Fuck that shit, it's 2009. Don't you know Representation gives +3 happiness to your 5 largest cities, and +3 research to all your specialists?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    He also said "raghead", IIRC.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

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    PSN: Honkalot
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    I learned with a girl who was learning at the same time. She was unearthly sensitive. I think you get a free pass during the tutorial. If a girl told me she faked at some point, now, I would dump them and say that I was "faking" and then laugh boisterously in their face, and drink their tears.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    "Paki" and "raghead".

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast.
    Same here. The wonders of going to an all boys school and then entering the exciting world of university.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So you went from mouth on lips to hands on lips in 24 hours? I would think that was working backwards.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

    Wanna find out?

    :winky:

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're kinda coming off as a bit of a chauv this morning there Ronaldo.

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