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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My sig is a cut of Ganondorfs eyes because his face is HUGE in the original pic and I didn't want to cut it down to his entire face. I could always change my sig back to my four links sig.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like this turn of events

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey Jewcar, you remember the last person who moved to Seattle with no job or apartment?

    Girl got banned, man, banned!

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Man, this is the creepiest I've ever seen [chat]. I'm so glad I'm not a girl on the internet.

    Don't be so sure that will prevent me from buttering your ass and frying my shlock on it.

    <3 you promise?

    Yes <3

    At this rate I'll need to start a line.

    I don't do drugs, man, sorry.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My sig is a cut of Ganondorfs eyes because his face is HUGE in the original pic and I didn't want to cut it down to his entire face. I could always change my sig back to my four links sig.

    My guess is he's going at Link's Master Sword.

    --

    Aldo: She did not have $12,000.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Hey Jewcar, you remember the last person who moved to Seattle with no job or apartment?

    Girl got banned, man, banned!

    Oh shi--

    Jewcar, when you mess up your life, man, just ... don't post about it.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Man, this is the creepiest I've ever seen [chat]. I'm so glad I'm not a girl on the internet.

    Ron: You realize that Ganondorf looks like he's ANGRILY sucking cock, right?

    Oh GOD DAMNIT

    I think you just broke the thread.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Man, this is the creepiest I've ever seen [chat]. I'm so glad I'm not a girl on the internet.

    Don't be so sure that will prevent me from buttering your ass and frying my shlock on it.

    <3 you promise?

    Yes <3

    At this rate I'll need to start a line.

    I don't do drugs, man, sorry.

    That's cool, man, you just keep on doing your thing back there (nngh) and I'll do mine (*sniiifff*)

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Made worse by the fact that whatever abuse she has been subjected to was itself dehumanizing. You're putting yourself on par with the shitstick that messed up her mind. People do it casually because they don't think about it, but you can just stop. It's when you make excuses to keep doing it that you lower yourself.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My sig is a cut of Ganondorfs eyes because his face is HUGE in the original pic and I didn't want to cut it down to his entire face. I could always change my sig back to my four links sig.

    My guess is he's going at Link's Master Sword.
    HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISMMPH SLURP SLURP MMPH SNRKS SNRK

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    So that girl I've been talking to is definitely damaged goods. But I suppose the first rule of internet dating applies here, so whatever.

    The term "damaged goods" is shitty as fuck. She's not goods. You don't RTV a girl who has issues due to having been abused. I wouldn't recommend dating her either but a little compassion in word-choice makes you sound less like a Terminator.

    Hmm, you know I really wouldn't mind being a Terminator. Seems pretty cool,

    Also, what the fuck does RTV mean?

    It's what you do with damaged goods upon receipt, "Return To Vendor".

    Oh, we always called that "Junk Out" at BB. Although JO was more the stuff the vendors wouldn't take back.

    But I think you're taking hyperbole a bit too literal. I know the girl isn't a product, I'm not retarded like that.

    That isn't hyperbole, it's casual-dehumanization of someone you allegedly have an interest in.

    A bloo bloo bloo. It's hyperbole. Cry about it.

    Besides, everyone knows the only people I dehumanize are blacks. God, don't you read chat?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I need to get a new Kira avatar.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I like this turn of events

    Which part exactly?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Justin now is a good time to shut up

    please

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JustinSane, what the hell makes this girl "damaged goods" anyway?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh shi--

    Jewcar, when you mess up your life, man, just ... don't post about it.

    Relax. I'm not capable of that level of failure unless my health just evaporates.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RowAc-H3EM

    oh god i can't stop listening to this song god D:

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    brb new sig/av combo.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JustinSane, what the hell makes this girl "damaged goods" anyway?

    Fire damage. :winky:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I like this turn of events

    Which part exactly?

    I'm turning her "events."

    I haven't met a girl yet that can resist my..."event turning."

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ganon is totally a bear

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    brb new sig/av combo.

    it's gonne be gannondorf just furiously sucking a dick.

    so furiously.

    > = O

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A bloo bloo bloo. It's hyperbole. Cry about it.

    Besides, everyone knows the only people I dehumanize are blacks. God, don't you read chat?
    u so ironic roflmao

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    So that girl I've been talking to is definitely damaged goods. But I suppose the first rule of internet dating applies here, so whatever.

    The term "damaged goods" is shitty as fuck. She's not goods. You don't RTV a girl who has issues due to having been abused. I wouldn't recommend dating her either but a little compassion in word-choice makes you sound less like a Terminator.

    Hmm, you know I really wouldn't mind being a Terminator. Seems pretty cool,

    Also, what the fuck does RTV mean?

    It's what you do with damaged goods upon receipt, "Return To Vendor".

    Oh, we always called that "Junk Out" at BB. Although JO was more the stuff the vendors wouldn't take back.

    But I think you're taking hyperbole a bit too literal. I know the girl isn't a product, I'm not retarded like that.

    That isn't hyperbole, it's casual-dehumanization of someone you allegedly have an interest in.

    A bloo bloo bloo. It's hyperbole. Cry about it.

    Besides, everyone knows the only people I dehumanize are blacks. God, don't you read chat?

    No, it isn't hyperbole. You keep saying that word but clearly don't know what it means. Hyperbole is absurd exaggeration, not absence of exaggeration but taking away someone's personhood instead.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I like this turn of events

    Which part exactly?
    The part with the gay love

    but seeing as how this is chat it's all gay love

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Drez wrote: »

    I haven't met a girl yet

    Fix'd

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    JustinSane, what the hell makes this girl "damaged goods" anyway?

    Fire damage. :winky:

    That's hot.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I never really "got" Zelda.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    I never really "got" Zelda.

    If the cartoon is any indication, neither did Link.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have the complete series on DVD

    It is wondrous

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh shi--

    Jewcar, when you mess up your life, man, just ... don't post about it.

    Relax. I'm not capable of that level of failure unless my health just evaporates.

    Jewcar isn't capable of any level of fail.

    Except... fission mail.

    Greeper is now Minister Of Communication in my new regime.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Syndalis, if you knew anything about Greeper, you would know Greeper is never not field dressing a stag.
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow! This girl is actually fucking good:

    Decemberists - Angels and Angels (cover):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMRQ3Ir1Ayc&feature=related

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh shi--

    Jewcar, when you mess up your life, man, just ... don't post about it.

    Relax. I'm not capable of that level of failure unless my health just evaporates.

    Jewcar isn't capable of any level of fail.

    Except... fission mail.

    pime taradox

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    I never really "got" Zelda.

    It's about a dude who likes to wrassle burly men.

    http://ui08.gamespot.com/583/zelda2_2.jpg

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So, Iggy Pop is advertising car insurance these days.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VC, you are the only other person I have ever seen use the word RTV. Hurray!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Wow! This girl is actually fucking good:

    Decemberists - Angels and Angels (cover):
    It appears she too kissed a girl and liked it

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