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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Man I drink coffee from half liter mugs.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    I... I may have a drinking problem?

    dude half a liter is like 17 ounces or a little over 2 cups....

    i know my mug holds 3 cups and i fill that to the brim every morning.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now you made me want more coffee.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Man I drink coffee from half liter mugs.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    I... I may have a drinking problem?
    Of course now I have to ask if you also consume alcohol like this. I mean, do you have a 40oz* with dinner?


    *of vodka

    Bama on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe Bliss is confusing a "liter/litre" with something else?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    jesus fucking christ

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    Sarksus on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Man I drink coffee from half liter mugs.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    starting a betting pool on when bliss 101 is going to die horribly

    secondary bet on what colour his insides will be at that time, assuming that the festering mass living within him can be looked upon by the eyes of man

    i call 5.6 years from now and blue

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    So I overslept because my alarm didn't go off and missed my first Psychology class and also Maths. Luckily I woke up in time for English where I have daily grades, but this means I have missed two Psych lectures in a row as the professor did not show up for class Friday.

    :(

    Get a battery operated alarm clock. Either that or crippling anxiety so that your fear of missing anything causes you to wake up hours in advance.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i quit soda years ago except for the occasional treat
    sometimes i get diet dr pepper
    or diet stewart's root beer
    and occasionally will drink regular soda but only once in a blue moon

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I guess I did overestimate how much half a liter actually is, but even corrected that's about the most coffee I will ever drink in a day and the way he phrased it made it sound like he drank multiple mugs worth.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My coffee mug is about half a liter. It has "Adrian the legend" written on the side. It is both the cheapest present I got for my 21st and my favorite.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    People who drink that much soda usually have problems walking from their chair to the fridge. Your teeth must look like swiss cheese.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    6.3 and intestinal coloring that changes based on mood (Not his/her, obviously).

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I overslept because my alarm didn't go off and missed my first Psychology class and also Maths. Luckily I woke up in time for English where I have daily grades, but this means I have missed two Psych lectures in a row as the professor did not show up for class Friday.

    :(

    Get a battery operated alarm clock. Either that or crippling anxiety so that your fear of missing anything causes you to wake up hours in advance.

    or do what i did in college and have 2 alarms on my alarm clock, my cell phone, stereo and computer all set to go off at the same time.

    it was kinda funny that i had to run around the room turning off alarms and then would promptly go back to sleep.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    People who drink that much soda usually have problems walking from their chair to the fridge. Your teeth must look like swiss cheese.

    Uh, no. I'm extremely thin and my teeth are fine.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i quit soda years ago except for the occasional treat
    sometimes i get diet dr pepper
    or diet stewart's root beer
    and occasionally will drink regular soda but only once in a blue moon

    Same though I cut out most caffine from my life (no coffee, or soda) really helped out with a lot of things. For one my hands are a lot less shakey.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I overslept because my alarm didn't go off and missed my first Psychology class and also Maths. Luckily I woke up in time for English
    Maybe you'll learn to stop calling it "maths."

    No, I have a pretty good English professor, I don't think she would make a silly mistake like that.

    Res on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    People who drink that much soda usually have problems walking from their chair to the fridge. Your teeth must look like swiss cheese.

    Uh, no. I'm extremely thin and my teeth are fine.

    How old are you?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

    Thats the kind of thing you know if you got it, generally about 24 hours after eating something you'll puke the shit out of it and be done. Unless you got salmonella then god have mercy on your soul.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    i quit soda years ago except for the occasional treat
    sometimes i get diet dr pepper
    or diet stewart's root beer
    and occasionally will drink regular soda but only once in a blue moon

    Same though I cut out most caffine from my life (no coffee, or soda) really helped out with a lot of things. For one my hands are a lot less shakey.

    the only times my hands shook (and my bowels rumbled) was when i misread the label on caffein pills and took 4 in an hour (during college) thats 800 mg...

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

    Thats the kind of thing you know if you got it, generally about 24 hours after eating something you'll puke the shit out of it and be done. Unless you got salmonella then god have mercy on your soul.

    30 minutes of shitting pure liquid sound 'bout right?

    Cinders on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Ok I'm going to English now. Hopefully my professor won't try to teach me anything silly like that "mathematic" is a noun.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I miss soda.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    i quit soda years ago except for the occasional treat
    sometimes i get diet dr pepper
    or diet stewart's root beer
    and occasionally will drink regular soda but only once in a blue moon

    Same though I cut out most caffine from my life (no coffee, or soda) really helped out with a lot of things. For one my hands are a lot less shakey.
    i drink tea now on a decent amount of days
    occasionally i will drink coffee if i have a lot of hard work and am really sleepy but otherwise not, unless i have an opportunity for quality espresso

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Yay I'm at work.

    Wait this is not yay worthy.

    I'd rather be at the dealership watching Bush speak still.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I'm a very conservative coke/pepsi drinker. I drink 3 litres of Pepsi Max a day and that's it. All these vanilla and lemon and "cool apple" varieties seem vaguely suspicious to me.

    If you have a weight problem... that's your problem. And I hope you brush your teeth like 9 times a day.

    What? There's no sugar in Pepsi Max. It's like drinking carbonated water, only better.

    But yeah, I am an enthusiastic teeth-brusher.

    Ahh, upon looking up Pepsi Max on wikipedia it appears that the Canadian version was different from the regular version. Contained aspartame and HFCS so while it contained less calories than regular Pepsi it still had more than the traditional diet variety.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    People who drink that much soda usually have problems walking from their chair to the fridge. Your teeth must look like swiss cheese.

    Uh, no. I'm extremely thin and my teeth are fine.

    How old are you?

    21.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Ok I'm going to English now. Hopefully my professor won't try to teach me anything silly like that "mathematic" is a noun.

    But...

    Bliss 101 on
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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I mainly drink unsweetened tea, and black coffee, without adding sweeteners.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

    Thats the kind of thing you know if you got it, generally about 24 hours after eating something you'll puke the shit out of it and be done. Unless you got salmonella then god have mercy on your soul.

    30 minutes of shitting pure liquid sound 'bout right?

    nah it just gave me stomach cramps and i burped alot but ive been addicted to caffein since i was like 14. my record for staying up was 52 hours in college.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Ok I'm going to English now. Hopefully my professor won't try to teach me anything silly like that "mathematic" is a noun.

    But...

    No. Going now.

    Res on
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hoooooome.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

    Thats the kind of thing you know if you got it, generally about 24 hours after eating something you'll puke the shit out of it and be done. Unless you got salmonella then god have mercy on your soul.

    30 minutes of shitting pure liquid sound 'bout right?

    yeah that sounds about right.

    on Christmas night, I had a horrible stomach reaction to something I ate, and I shat out the delicous stuffing so undigested that it smelled basically the same.

    that was the night I knew my girlfriend and I were really in love, because she kept asking concerned questions from outside the door and I basically narrated the entire experience to her

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I may have gotten food poisoning. Wonderful.

    Thats the kind of thing you know if you got it, generally about 24 hours after eating something you'll puke the shit out of it and be done. Unless you got salmonella then god have mercy on your soul.

    30 minutes of shitting pure liquid sound 'bout right?

    Depends, could just be mild irritation. Food poisoning is a sudden nasty illness, but relatively fast. You spew the shit out of it and your done. Unless you got salmonella, in which your in for hell, you'll puke and shit for days non stop.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    James wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I'm a very conservative coke/pepsi drinker. I drink 3 litres of Pepsi Max a day and that's it. All these vanilla and lemon and "cool apple" varieties seem vaguely suspicious to me.

    If you have a weight problem... that's your problem. And I hope you brush your teeth like 9 times a day.

    What? There's no sugar in Pepsi Max. It's like drinking carbonated water, only better.

    But yeah, I am an enthusiastic teeth-brusher.

    Ahh, upon looking up Pepsi Max on wikipedia it appears that the Canadian version was different from the regular version. Contained aspartame and HFCS so while it contained less calories than regular Pepsi it still had more than the traditional diet variety.

    The European version contains 0.4 kcal/100ml. That's about the same as diet coke.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I drink approximately 8.5 liters of Mountain Dew weekly, and no I didn't flub the math.

    Jesus you guys have serious fucking problems.

    I'm pushing for an Olympic event.

    People who drink that much soda usually have problems walking from their chair to the fridge. Your teeth must look like swiss cheese.

    Uh, no. I'm extremely thin and my teeth are fine.

    How old are you?

    21.

    Give it time, you keep drinking that much and around 25 you'll be buying extra hefty pants.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if you have food poisoning you simultaneously vomit and shit liquid for, like, 4 hours

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