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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    Poorochondriac on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It isn't cheating to use all the tools at your disposal.
    sounds like a gang bang

    Druhim on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the penis is the anti-rape device

    so dude comes over to rape you but it's like sorry man this spot is taken

    Weaver on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut
    oh, lots of women for starters

    Druhim on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It isn't cheating to use all the tools at your disposal.
    sounds like a gang bang

    Hey, 9 out of 10 people approve of any given gang bang

    Poorochondriac on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It isn't cheating to use all the tools at your disposal.
    sounds like a gang bang

    Hey, 9 out of 10 people approve of any given gang bang

    If you're Sasha Grey it's not called a gang-bang it's just Tuesday afternoon

    Weaver on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It isn't cheating to use all the tools at your disposal.
    sounds like a gang bang

    Hey, 9 out of 10 people approve of any given gang bang

    The other person was too busy being poled nine times to be polled.

    DarkPrimus on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When I get tired of it I try to (spoilered because some of you are sensitive)
    jerk the shaft and put my lips and tongue on the head

    but they're always like "god dammit stop cheating"

    edit: oops there were a lot of posts that appeared after i first started typing. this was about blowjobs fyi
    oh no not a post about a gay dude sucking dick whatever will i do noooooooooooo

    suddenly i have found jesus and I hate rainbows

    Mysst on
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    sup.





    listen. I just don't like visualizing me penetrating a swollen conglomerate of roast beef, fatty bacon strips and emotional dependency.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It isn't cheating to use all the tools at your disposal.
    sounds like a gang bang

    Hey, 9 out of 10 people approve of any given gang bang

    The other person was too busy being poled nine times to be polled.

    (That was the joke)

    Poorochondriac on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    sup

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    an excellent bonus to having a hook in the ceiling for a sex swing is you can also hang a punching bag from it

    Weaver on
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    sup

    stop copies me.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    sup

    you actually have to be confronted with a vagina in the wild to have a valid opinion about it dude, sorry

    lostwords on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When I get tired of it I try to (spoilered because some of you are sensitive)
    jerk the shaft and put my lips and tongue on the head

    but they're always like "god dammit stop cheating"

    edit: oops there were a lot of posts that appeared after i first started typing. this was about blowjobs fyi
    I've never, ever been opposed to manual stimulation during oral sex, but I'm going to start telling girls this just to spite them.
    Also, who would really care if that weren't spoilered?

    Aneurhythmia on
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    an excellent bonus to having a hook in the ceiling for a sex swing is you can also hang a punching bag from it

    I know this to be false.

    it'll just come off its chains.

    balazs_recessed_ceiling_mount_MH0107_500.jpg

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Who the fuck (aside from the gay dudes, I mean) says vaginae ain't aesthetically pleasing

    Who I gotta cut

    sup

    Man, I am pleased as punch whenever I am even around a pretty lady's bajingo

    Hookin' up with pretty ladies is a privilege, not a right.

    A lesson you best learn, my friend.

    Poorochondriac on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Thank you Pooro

    You have given me a new word to use when talking about a vagina

    Bajingo

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ever have an orgasm that doesn't make sense mathematically, as in the volume capacity of your balls and the amount that comes out don't coincide at all?

    Weaver on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pooro, guess what you reminded me of?

    You reminded me of this.

    DarkPrimus on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ever have an orgasm that doesn't make sense mathematically, as in the volume capacity of your balls and the amount that comes out don't coincide at all?

    Man, we already had a conversation about Round Two sex

    Do try to keep up

    Poorochondriac on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    bajingo

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hey I've only had one coffee

    fuck I need to stop munching on this crushed ice and get more coffee

    Weaver on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    the answer is obviously testes of holding

    Druhim on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the answer is obviously testes of holding

    Bigby's Grasping Hand, indeed

    Poorochondriac on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    this thread is making me laugh so hard today

    Weaver on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh my god am I ashamed at myself for that joke

    Poorochondriac on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the answer is obviously testes of holding

    Bigby's Grasping Hand, indeed

    Tasha's Hideous Laughter :(

    Meissnerd on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the answer is obviously testes of holding

    I like being here because other people are nearly as nerdy as I am.

    edit oh my god it got worse, even

    MrMonroe on
    STEAM ID
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Well I guess this is the last time I order something that's not a b-movie from FearNet

    This is fucking bizarre

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    really though it is completely unfair when an orgasm leaves you sore afterward it's like the universe has spurned you

    Weaver on
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like telling girls I didn't cum, but that I am glad that they did.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I like telling girls I didn't cum, but that I am glad that they did.

    And then introducing them to your partner, Gary

    Poorochondriac on
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I like telling girls I didn't cum, but that I am glad that they did.

    And then introducing them to your partner, Gary

    We train world class show horses

    who are also gay.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Pooro

    Pooro you showed my the best band today

    I think I love you

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    are the horses gay or just gay4pay

    Weaver on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    They're gay

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    totally gay.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pooro

    Pooro you showed my the best band today

    I think I love you

    Read one of Joey Goebel's books!

    The Anomalies is a quick read, total popcorn lit. An easy intro.

    Torture the Artist is just as accessible, but is just ridiculously clever on pretty much every possibly level. I love it to death.

    Poorochondriac on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    your gay

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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