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White People Are [CHAT]

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    man how do i not have a go to elaborate christian bale random meeting fantasy

    probably backpacking with friends through wales

    you stop at a little pub/inn for the evening your friends go to bed early but you stay up to write in your journal. christian bale, who has a summer home in a small town nearby comes in alone, looking for solitude but sits next to the thoughtful looking woman scribbling in a notebook, a half empty pint glass her only companion.

    Your eyes meet.

    He smiles with genuine warm, and you return the gesture trying to avoid screaming to yourself. He wonders aloud what you're writing and you half smile and glance sidelong at him, and you impress yourself with your composure.

    Just writing about all the sheep I saw today.

    He chuckles, recognizing a good natured rib about his home country and offers to get you a refill.

    I think you can see where I'm going with this.

    Casual Eddy on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Being a drummer is like being a healer in an MMO.

    You've got to be a good multitasker and everybody wants you in their group?

    Ludious on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    Shinker!

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "What's that? You have a hollow body? Welcome aboard, Mr. Ninth Rhythm Guitarist!"

    Gim on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elkamil!

    Cut and paste your recipe in a PM to me - I have to go to bed.

    Thanks

    Speaker on
  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm about to go watch Slumdog in forty minutes.

    Muddy Water on
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    How do you not know Freddie Mercury. I thought you guys had like a club, and a code, and a secret handshake. Like the freemasons, only with better fashion sense.

    Eddy is pretty young, also; post-gay

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    oh christian bale, I didn't know you would pop in for a bout of indoor soccer in the suburbs of Portland this fine saturday afternoon

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    holy crap Eddy's is way better

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    my new av/sig is throwing me off. I keep looking for rincewind.

    That's what your av was?

    Yeah. Rincewind. rincewind1.gif

    It's from the point and click adventure.

    I sort of have a thing for those if you couldn't tell.

    And Terry Pratchett.

    Ludious on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    oh christian bale, I didn't know you would pop in for a bout of indoor soccer in the suburbs of Portland this fine saturday afternoon

    I prefer Eddy's version. It's gotten me all hot and bothered.

    Gim on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being a drummer is like being a healer in an MMO.

    Bass is what...tank?

    And...everything else is DPS?

    The lead singer is the guy who doesn't know how to manage aggro.

    Kilroy on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm about to go watch Slumdog in forty minutes.

    In about two hours and forty minutes you'll be on your feet screaming with joy and punching the air then.

    So prepare yourself.

    Speaker on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    How do you not know Freddie Mercury. I thought you guys had like a club, and a code, and a secret handshake. Like the freemasons, only with better fashion sense.

    Eddy is pretty young, also; post-gay

    I am culturally illiterate about many things as well

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, I didn't know there was a discworld point and click, awesome.

    Well, I'm off to bed...night chat.

    Inquisitor on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Night Quizinator.

    Kilroy on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    How do you not know Freddie Mercury. I thought you guys had like a club, and a code, and a secret handshake. Like the freemasons, only with better fashion sense.

    Eddy is pretty young, also; post-gay

    I am culturally illiterate about many things as well

    For shame, eddy, even I knew who Freddie Mercury was, and I'm something, like, six

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Haha, totally.

    Drummer = healer because everybody needs a drummer (LF1M Drummer for VC), and the drummer keeps the band going; keeping the beat, adding in something extra when it gets repetitive, that kind of thing.

    Bass = tank because they're almost as rare as healers/drummer, and all they do is repeat the same sequence over and over (tee hee, Inqi's going to kill me).

    Lead guitar/keyboards/brass/etc. = DPS because they're the actual interesting part of the band, and they come in a variety of different sounds/ways-to-kill-you.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lead guitar is crowd control?

    James on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    How do you not know Freddie Mercury. I thought you guys had like a club, and a code, and a secret handshake. Like the freemasons, only with better fashion sense.

    Eddy is pretty young, also; post-gay

    I am culturally illiterate about many things as well

    Yeah but that being said don't you have like a Gay Tricorder that you scan names with, and then you're like "Oh. Freddie Mercury.", as your Gaycorder tells you all about him?

    I mean seriously, I thought you were an advanced species.

    Is yours broken? Is your Gaycorder broken?

    Ludious on
  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    @Speaker:

    I really want to like it. I read the book three or four years ago and thought it was pretty bad. The story was decent but the prose was godawful. At one point, the protagonist (named Ram Mohammed Thomas) starts comparing the Taj Mahal's dome to his girl's breast. I mean, I was thirteen-fourteen years old then. If I didn't like it then, I don't know what I'd think of it now.

    But the movie, I want to like.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I heard on the radio that people need concrete examples in order to really grasp the difference between a million and a billion.

    Tonight I learned that I am not the person who should formulate those examples, and that I should also probably never author a math textbook.

    Speaker on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    VH...

    I am going to lop off your penis.

    And then feed it to a dog.

    Inquisitor on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    no.

    i am 20 year old male that realized he liked boys when he was about 15 or 16

    the rest is a social construction that I did not wish to take part of, so I did not.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    VH...

    I am going to lop off your penis.

    And then feed it to a dog.

    Man, you're a bass player. Tanks do shit for damage, there's no way you'll manage to cut off my penis before my shadow priest destroys you.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    I heard on the radio that people need concrete examples in order to really grasp the difference between a million and a billion.

    Tonight I learned that I am not the person who should formulate those examples, and that I should also probably never author a math textbook.

    specifics! an example plase.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a million is a ton

    a billions is like, a ton

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being a drummer is like being a healer in an MMO.

    Bass is what...tank?

    And...everything else is DPS?

    The lead singer is the guy who doesn't know how to manage aggro.

    Warlock?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    VH...

    I am going to lop off your penis.

    And then feed it to a dog.

    Man, you're a bass player. Tanks do shit for damage, there's no way you'll manage to cut off my penis before my shadow priest destroys you.
    John says fuck you!

    Goodnight for real now.

    Inquisitor on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thanks medo I'm glad you liked it!

    the best fiction comes from truth! so I just remembered that Bale is welsh and went from there.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's easy for me.

    If someone were to hand me a million dollars, I would rejoice, but I would keep my job and invest hardcore in the hopes that I could safely retire in 5-10 years.

    If someone were to hand me a billion dollars, I'd go on permanent vacation.

    Ludious on
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    VH...

    I am going to lop off your penis.

    And then feed it to a dog.

    Man, you're a bass player. Tanks do shit for damage, there's no way you'll manage to cut off my penis before my shadow priest destroys you.
    John says fuck you!

    Goodnight for real now.

    quis, I...theres just no words...

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  • ranc0reranc0re Registered User new member
    edited January 2009
    James wrote: »
    Sometimes when people say "lol" I just see a man raising his hands.

    ZOMG
    > l"lol"l <
    MAKES ELEPHANT WITH HANDS UP!

    ranc0re on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    I heard on the radio that people need concrete examples in order to really grasp the difference between a million and a billion.

    Tonight I learned that I am not the person who should formulate those examples, and that I should also probably never author a math textbook.

    Why do I have the suspicion that any math textbook you author would be bound in human skin?

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    I heard on the radio that people need concrete examples in order to really grasp the difference between a million and a billion.

    Tonight I learned that I am not the person who should formulate those examples, and that I should also probably never author a math textbook.

    A billion is if someone gave you a million 1000 times.

    Easy.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNs362TcR2Y

    It's not my fault that I'm on a Freddie Mercury kick now.

    The dude was Liberace, with twice the musical talent and none of the self-conscious self-hatred.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ranc0re wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Sometimes when people say "lol" I just see a man raising his hands.

    ZOMG
    > l"lol"l <
    MAKES ELEPHANT WITH HANDS UP!

    No, l"l0@0l"l makes an elephant with hands up.

    James on
  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sunday nights are the worst tv nights.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Sunday nights are the worst tv nights.

    USA was awful today with all their movie bullshit. I mean, celebrating a lack of football I am down with. Doing it by screwing with my tee-vee I am not.

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