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Belruel · January 2009

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

autono-wally, erotibot300 · January 2009

Fandyien wrote: »

fat girls amplify sound waves in their rolls

Charles Kinbote · January 2009

Belruel wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

ok bel that would officially be the weirdest thing to say to someone in the middle of coitus

Bogey · January 2009

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

Ness445 · January 2009

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

ok bel that would officially be the weirdest thing to say to someone in the middle of coitus

is that a challenge?

Fandyien · January 2009

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

fat girls amplify sound waves in their rolls

ye gods

science

Charles Kinbote · January 2009

Ness445 wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

ok bel that would officially be the weirdest thing to say to someone in the middle of coitus

is that a challenge?

nope

autono-wally, erotibot300 · January 2009

Ness445 wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

ok bel that would officially be the weirdest thing to say to someone in the middle of coitus

is that a challenge?

"I usually don't get off on dead people"?

Grey Ghost · January 2009

"You don't sweat much, for a fat girl"

Belruel · January 2009

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm going to be like POW POW POW THIS IS FOR ETHNIC MINORITIES POW POW POW

THOUGH YOU HAVE QUITE LARGE BREASTS FOR A RACIST

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY

ok bel that would officially be the weirdest thing to say to someone in the middle of coitus

he he he he

Grey Ghost · January 2009

One of my Facebook friends always ends his status updates with "More at 11"

and then he never provides any more on that story at 11

DrZiplock · January 2009

Ask him out on a date and then record it.

Once 11 rolls around, post the recording.

Grey Ghost · January 2009

Shut up, you

Mysst · January 2009

the wook wrote: »

mully wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mully wrote: »

also i find that the less attractive a girl is, the louder she is

whats the deal with that?

well, there's no accounting for taste

personally, I like the screamers

screamers are entirely different from people who are just generally loud
like people who have conversations on the bus on their phone
and are YELLING

also i don't care if you guys are being sexist
stereotypes are sometimes stereotypes because they are truth

men voluntarily listen to hot chicks

god doesn't that turn out to be a mistake sometimes

the wook · January 2009

Mysst wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

mully wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

mully wrote: »

also i find that the less attractive a girl is, the louder she is

whats the deal with that?

well, there's no accounting for taste

personally, I like the screamers

screamers are entirely different from people who are just generally loud
like people who have conversations on the bus on their phone
and are YELLING

also i don't care if you guys are being sexist
stereotypes are sometimes stereotypes because they are truth

men voluntarily listen to hot chicks

god doesn't that turn out to be a mistake sometimes

only sometimes

Dubh · January 2009

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Shut up, you

We're never going to let this go.

Tube · January 2009

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

Charles Kinbote · January 2009

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

but are they sufficiently perky?

Dubh · January 2009

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

but are they sufficiently perky?

It sounds like they are. Tube probably has good taste in looks.

MrMonroe · January 2009

Fandyien wrote: »

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

fat girls amplify sound waves in their rolls

ye gods

science

until he runs an FFT on the dataset I'm not convinced.

the amplitude is what's important

L|ama · January 2009

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

You think that's bad? I knew a girl who thought Europe was in Egypt. Seriously.

Bogey · January 2009

L|ama wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

You think that's bad? I knew a girl who thought Europe was in Egypt. Seriously.

Yeah, but how were her tits?

Fandyien · January 2009

L|ama wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

You think that's bad? I knew a girl who thought Europe was in Egypt. Seriously.

you mean egypt was in europe, right

right?

L|ama · January 2009

Fandyien wrote: »

L|ama wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

You think that's bad? I knew a girl who thought Europe was in Egypt. Seriously.

you mean egypt was in europe, right

right?

Nope.

Bogey wrote: »

L|ama wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

still on the plus side I'm totally going to nail this racist chick

Oh, did you tell her your Harriet Tubman joke? :o

I don't think she'd get them. She thinks Brazil is in eastern europe

look she has really big tits alright

You think that's bad? I knew a girl who thought Europe was in Egypt. Seriously.

Yeah, but how were her tits?

Not very. Then she got fat and they got bigger, but of course then she was disgusting.

Fiz · January 2009

HEY BOGEY

I'm singing at a funeral mass tomorrow want to be my date?

The body won't be there

Nads · January 2009

Fiz wrote: »

HEY BOGEY

I'm singing at a funeral mass tomorrow want to be my date?

The body won't be there

Fiz, I made you these but you weren't in the Valentine's Thread.

Weaver · January 2009

so apparently every last version any of MC Hammer track has been disabled on youtube

Good luck with those album sales

Futore · January 2009

Nads, I have been waiting to see you in a thread so that I could yell at you for having that av.

my heart can not take it!

Spoiler:

Nads · January 2009

<3!

Grey Ghost · January 2009

Weaver wrote: »

so apparently every last version any of MC Hammer track has been disabled on youtube

Good luck with those album sales

There are a couple, but not of ones that anybody wants to hear

doublehawk00 · January 2009

check ya'self

at the door

gimme some more

gimme some more
gimme some more of those rolos

Fiz · January 2009

Nads wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

HEY BOGEY

I'm singing at a funeral mass tomorrow want to be my date?

The body won't be there

Fiz, I made you these but you weren't in the Valentine's Thread.

<3

I'd invite you to the funeral thing, but I am pretty sure the person who died in Filipino and having Bogey there would be funnier

Nads · January 2009

Damn right.

Futore · January 2009

52 friends were online according to facebook chat, earlier. I don't even have 52 friends

Fiz · January 2009

I asked Futore to take naked pictures and send them to ascot over facebook chat, but he ignored me

Like a bitch

Meissnerd · January 2009

sports!

Futore · January 2009

Fiz wrote: »

I asked Futore to take naked pictures and send them to ascot over facebook chat, but he ignored me

Like a bitch

You signed off immediately!

granted, i'm still not going to do it. but still

Weaver · January 2009

oh hey facebook

One of my families dogs died today

autono-wally, erotibot300 · January 2009

MrMonroe wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

fat girls amplify sound waves in their rolls

ye gods

science

until he runs an FFT on the dataset I'm not convinced.

the amplitude is what's important

dude that IS an FFT-curve with a Hamming window

Captain K · January 2009

Oh hey are we talking about Final Fantasy Tactics in this thread?

Penny Arcade

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