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So Anna Nicole is dead...

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.
    Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

    Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.
    Yeah, if his mother acted like a child where would he learn any differently?

    Druhim on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    PiptheFair on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm going to not care in tribute of never having cared.

    Meissnerd on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    What?

    Why?!

    TheySlashThem on
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

    Of course!

    SE++ is on top of things

    redimpulse on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

    Seph on
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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    show her your exes boobs.

    that sure cheered me up.

    sark on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I'll look at them now

    Seph on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    TheySlashThem on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

    Of course!

    SE++ is on top of things

    We're fucking corpses for AMERICA!

    Darth Waiter on
  • DuskTwilightDuskTwilight Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

    I'm just going to assume that Miss Smith is some kind of Hillbilly Hero around here and shrug it off.

    It's kinda sad though. I was laughing the whole time thinking it was some big joke and she was being sarcastic.

    DuskTwilight on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Now I feel kinda bad for wanking it to her photo shoots years ago.

    Wait, not really.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was

    mrpaku on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

    DrZiplock on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was
    it was a joke man

    you know, with the ha ha ha

    TheySlashThem on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was

    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

    Callius on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was
    it was a joke man

    you know, with the ha ha ha

    i'm just saying if you're gonna jack off on dead girls at least jack off on attractive dead girls

    EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

    mrpaku on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

    Sara Lynn on
  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Paris Hilton is next

    You're fucking next, bitch!

    JJ on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

    To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

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    there = not here
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

    AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE!

    THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!

    GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIIIIIIIGHT

    THAT YOUR FLY WAS STILL THERE.

    Jordyn on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    honestly? maybe just a little

    it was my second reaction

    mrpaku on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    Probably.

    Sara Lynn on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

    Seph on
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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?
    it was my first reaction too.

    sark on
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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Manifest wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    its sad how much attention this'll get

    in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

    Sort of like you.

    Why do I picture you high fiving yourself in your underwear everytime you target me like this?

    HAHA GOM EM AGAIN! *slap*



    I suppose I'm glad I am your only means of an andrenaline high these days. Your dependency only makes me stronger!

    Deusfaux on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

    I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

    Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.

    Sara Lynn on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

    Also, do you have wavy red hair?

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?
    it was my first reaction too.

    same

    also I thought about somehow incorporating the news into a Blud Fart album sleeve

    Xaquin on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

    Also, do you have wavy red hair?

    IUP, and no.

    Sara Lynn on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

    DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

    Darth Waiter on
  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.

    [Tycho?] on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

    haha that's officially your new name now

    Monkeybomb on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=[Tycho?]]I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.[/quote]

    somehow i find that pretty awesome dude

    mrpaku on
  • Lew ZealandLew Zealand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

    To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

    This post is so beautiful I want to frame it.

    Or at least print it out and tape it to the refrigerator for a week.

    Lew Zealand on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

    DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

    Look man, all I'm saying is that I would dig up that woman's corpse and fuck it tomorrow.

    Callius on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh lord

    cnn.com front page

    Like it's a fucking American tragedy.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

    I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

    Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.
    On the other hand, as I mentioned earlier, her daughter probably has a better chance of growing up healthy and well adjusted now that she's dead. I'm not saying I would have wished death on her, but really she set herself down this path a long time ago and would have just fucked up her daughter's life like she probably did with her son who committed suicide.

    Druhim on
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