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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, that's saved you 20 bucks.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh snaaaaaap

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    Fuck off and die.
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    daaannnnnnggggg

    that actually caused me physical pain

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that was a pretty sick burn

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    "wait.. not everyone likes my writing? that's it, i'm leaving, fuck alla youse'

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i liked White Knight or whatever it was called
    that little chicago thing was indeed hella awesome

    Small Favor was even better though because it wasn't as much of a mystery

    It was "mystery solved in three chapter aaaaand Mr Shit meet Mr Fan"

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    FishdertFishdert Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I'm going to read the Ender's books. Also, right now I'm reading complicated Nietszche, yay! :P

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    As a guy who took his internet name from Ender's Game, just read Game and Shadow. The sequels got progressively worse

    I've never even managed to finish a Bean book post-Ender's Shadow

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I crossed the open yard and scaled the face of the house in half a second. Dangling from the eave above the window by one hand, I looked through the glass, and my breath stopped.
    It was her room. I could see her in the one small bed, her covers on the floor and her sheets twisted around her legs. As I watched, she twitched restlessly and threw one arm over her head. She did not sleep soundly, at least not this night. Did she sense the danger near her?

    I was repulsed by myself as I watched her toss again. How was I any better than some sick peeping tom? I wasn't any better. I was much, much worse.

    I tried the window, and it was not locked, though it stuck due to long disuse. I slid it slowly aside, cringing at each faint groan of the metal frame. I would have to find some oil for next time...

    hahaha

    oh man

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Hoooooly shit

    My cousin loves these books

    The last time I saw her I asked her if she realized the faggot vampire was a creepy stalker fuck and she's like "Yes"

    So at least she's not completely retarded

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can only hope she chooses Elves as her next thematic back drop.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would have to find some oil for next time...

    Can't tell you how many times I've said this to myself

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I can only hope she chooses Elves as her next thematic back drop.

    A Twilight Silmarillion? o_O

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I want her to write a book about

    Wait

    No I never want her to write again

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe next she'll write about zombies and make up stupid rules for them too and then make it a love story

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    it's not a love story, though. neither of them are actually in love.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    They're just mentally retarded and obsessed with each other

    right

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Maybe next she'll write about zombies and make up stupid rules for them too and then make it a love story

    they don't eat brains, they just steal happy memories from insecure teenage girls

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Maybe next she'll write about zombies and make up stupid rules for them too and then make it a love story

    9781594743344_large.jpg

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I can only hope she chooses Elves as her next thematic back drop.

    A Twilight Silmarillion? o_O

    The Sad Times Shadow Elves - drawn only to the most forbidden of loves, they have the looks of a coffee shop hipsters and the martial prowess of a UFC welter weight champ with a pcp dependency.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I want Stephanie Meyers to write a sequel to Donnie Darko

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah like the next thing we need is teenage girls obsessed with something that makes them think they're deep

    it would be even worse than hearing about how awesome edward is

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I can only hope she chooses Elves as her next thematic back drop.

    A Twilight Silmarillion? o_O

    The Sad Times Shadow Elves - drawn only to the most forbidden of loves, they have the looks of a coffee shop hipsters and the martial prowess of a UFC welter weight champ with a pcp dependency.

    I think R.A. Salvatore has this one already.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    yeah like the next thing we need is teenage girls obsessed with something that makes them think they're deep

    it would be even worse than hearing about how awesome edward is

    I've watched this movie a couple times this week because it's free on demand from FearNet

    I still don't really get what's so "deep" about it but the scene where he calls Swayze "the fucking antichrist" is awesome

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if drizzt do'urden and elric melnibone got in a fight, who would win?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    it's a movie that has a plot slightly more complex than fight club, so teens everywhere heralded it as a triumph of modern cinema.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    if drizzt do'urden and elric melnibone got in a fight, who would win?

    The person who didn't read about it.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    it's a movie that has a plot slightly more complex than fight club, so teens everywhere heralded it as a triumph of modern cinema.

    Man

    It really ain't all that deep

    Time travel, predestination, OK cool but really it's about Donnie thinking he's going nuts and seeing the water tentacle things and also yelling at dumb people

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    it's about jake gyllenhall talking about pop culture, acting out like a dick, and having an awkward, unsympathetic teen romance.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah but I gotta be honest

    The scenes where he acts out?

    I'd be hard-pressed to swallow the shit they were feeding him

    Specifically thinking of the "Life Line" classroom scene and when he yells at Swayze

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    no you wouldn't

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    No I'm pretty sure if someone tried to feed me that Life Line bullshit I'd be like hey you know this is dumb and also bullshit

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm pretty sure you'd stay quiet and then post here about how you headbutted the teacher and flew out a window to save metropolis

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