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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Horrible Stuff That You Have Done", by ElJeffe

TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosiRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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ElJeffe brings the decibel wars to a whole new level.
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Horrible Stuff That You Have Done
Posted by: ElJeffe


Original Content:
Last night I was parked at a stop-light when I heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thundering up the road behind me. I turned my head and found it was actually just some doof in a lowered, hydraulic-ed, ugly, green car. Windows down, blasting some shitty hip-hop at crazy volume. Throb-throb-throb, and Jesus fuck was it annoying.

I left that light - little faster than strictly necessary, trying to evade the cosmic noise-fest in the adjacent lane - and hit the next one. Boom--chukka-boom-boom, here comes the Green Noise Machine once more. And so in one of my less mature moments, I grabbed a CD, popped it in my CD player, rolled down the windows, and cranked my own stereo up to 11.

It was a Wiggles CD

I forced everyone within probably a quarter-mile radius to listen to TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR. I think my own ears started bleeding. And the gentleman in the offending car was none too pleased; he flipped me off.

And my ears hurt for awhile.

But I am unrepentant.

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jeff lives as few have dared to dream.

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like the Spinal Tap reference too.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jeffe goes on fun adventures. Like when he threw some fruit at a woman.

  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    now, now - he didn't throw it at anyone

    it simply left his hand and appeared on her forehead

    It's an easy game to hate
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would have paid to see the expression on her face.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I sometimes wish I knew Jeffe in real life. It would make for some interesting times because we're soul mates. Lobsters, as he referred to it as.

    But then I realized we both watch too much friends. That made me said. I asked for clarification, hoping he was calling me a British soldier, in revolutionary terms. This was clearly not the case.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a feeling if we were both present in the car we would've done the head nod to the tunes he put in, Roxbury style.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Jeff lives as few have dared to dream.

    Do you look unto him as though he were a God?

  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    I have a feeling if we were both present in the car we would've done the head nod to the tunes he put in, Roxbury style.

    I probably would have yelled to the driver of the green car:

    "WHAT 'CHOO KNOW 'BOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' WIGGLES YO?!?"

    [tiny]Then I probably would have gotten shot [/tiny]

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my radio is generally on too loud for me to notice other people's music.... 8-)

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    and that is why we hate you

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    I have a feeling if we were both present in the car we would've done the head nod to the tunes he put in, Roxbury style.

    I probably would have yelled to the driver of the green car:

    "WHAT 'CHOO KNOW 'BOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' WIGGLES YO?!?"

    [tiny]Then I probably would have gotten shot [/tiny]

    Okay, that would've been awesome.

    Except I don't think my voice can pull it off.

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Who the fuck just has a Wiggles CD lying around in their car?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Who the fuck just has a Wiggles CD lying around in their car?

    Someone with a kid who takes them places and leaves it there so it can be played when needed.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Look, I'm trying to train my daughter in the art of fine musical tastes, it just takes time, okay?

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Then you need some Imagination Movers.
    The Wiggles suck (which I guess makes this more awesome).

    Voice actor for hire. My time is free if your project is!
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    5 stars for making me lol in a starbucks with 6 minutes before closing.

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