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Is it wrong to fuck your hot cousin?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    As for the law, it depends on what state you live in
    No law against whacking off to her though

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    Trent do you want to be a sex offender
    y/n?

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.
    wwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaattt

    I would just laugh if something like that happened to me.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.
    wwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaattt

    It was actually an incredibly shitty situation, especially when the parents wanted to get married.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

    Yep.

    Isn't hooking up with cousins illegal? To try and prevent hicks from having babies with three arms and seventeen toes?

    I seem to remember an article from Time or Newsweek or something that I read a while ago

    it said genetic issues with cousins is only slightly more statistically likely than complete strangers

    also it's only illegal in some states

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Robcham wrote: »
    Trent do you want to be a sex offender
    y/n?
    the good news? at least one google result for your real name.

    the bad news? sex offender.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Look, if you're gonna tell Trent he can't have sterile sex with his cousin then you might as well tell him that he can't bang neville either.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Hahahaha /b/ joke lawl awllaw not

    Pics or it didn't get judged correctly, as I always say. Cmon trent quit holding out on us.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    still gross

    [edit] also, lacking in cheesy goodness

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    Dude on Friday night I had this hella detailed dream(I actually woke up within the dream about four times, was having a total reality disconnect) where you and Cap got together and rented this enormous, elegant mansion out in the country and everyone got together and partied for two days non-stop and I was so exhausted in-dream that when I finally woke up for real I was all tired & confused and hung-over from drink & drugs that I didn't actually do it was wierd

    Also part of the mansion was a fucking hyper-detailed, silver plated elegant classic artwork and serving girls fucking 1800's bar/gaming[poker, roulette, etc.] room and Rachel & I had a four-way with two ultrahot serving girls it was amazing

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    still gross

    [edit] also, lacking in cheesy goodness

    Just checking.
    We're still good. No homo

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Somebody's name is going on some kind of sex list by the end of this thread.

    I can feel it.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    I've wondered this about one of my male cousins. It's not like the two of us are gonna have a baby

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

    Um...I think most everyone would be willing to bend that rule, buddy. Hell in most parts of the world (not that I personally condone this) cousin marriage isn't even illegal.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit

    what a dick

  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit
    Goddamn Potu.

  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    You don't want to be like the married first cousins that I know

    One of their kids has down syndrome and the other is gay

    probably not related but still

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    You don't want to be like the married first cousins that I know

    One of their kids has down syndrome and the other is gay

    probably not related but still

    finally, the cause of homosexuality discovered

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    You guys are living in the past.

    Sex with family is the future. Move over or be crushed by the thrusting.

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    also 4chan got into se when the internet got turned on

    It's just one big melting potu

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

    That just seems silly

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Macro9 wrote: »
    You guys are living in the past.

    Sex with family is the future. Move over or be crushed by the thrusting.
    you DO have to keep the bloodline pure, and all.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    Javen wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

    keep me updated, this sounds comical

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

    Um...I think most everyone would be willing to bend that rule, buddy. Hell in most parts of the world (not that I personally condone this) cousin marriage isn't even illegal.

    I'm usually all in support of bending stupid rules, but family fucking is one of the four ultimate unbreakable laws for me.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

    if they are all consenting adults it's fucking retarded to be 'at a stale mate' They are not related, there is no reason why they can't get married.

    If they are thinking, 'oh i don't want to get married to my step sister' ... whatever, look at it this way. If when you marry your spouse you become the 'kid in law' of the spouses parents, you are also the 'sibling in law' of your spouse.

    You married your sister.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    Trent you are George Michael to me now
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  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    I have a ridiculously attractive second cousin that I met just a couple years ago.

    But despite her being from Texas, I don't think she'd go for it. Not even sure I'd go for it.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    You don't want to be like the married first cousins that I know

    One of their kids has down syndrome and the other is gay

    probably not related but still

    I didn't know wiggin and neville were related.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    First cousin I can understand
    But you're not related at all to your second cousin so I don't see the problem

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    You guys are living in the past.

    Sex with family is the future. Move over or be crushed by the thrusting.
    you DO have to keep the bloodline pure, and all.
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

    keep me updated, this sounds comical

    There's been talk of legally disowning (I'm not even sure if you can do that)

    Personally I just think they should get married at the exact same time

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    To hell with cousins. I have a couple aunts that I would like to plow.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

    if you were to ask me, I would say both couples are being kind of silly

    I mean, I can understand the initial awkwardness, but after a while you'd get used to it

  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    But Einstein married his cousin, guys! Einstein.

    It must be okay.

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    Robcham wrote: »
    Trent you are George Michael to me now
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    Spoiler:

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