Every year the Subways in the Seattle convention center fight to the death, destroying one in the process and scavenging what's left of the olives and cucumber from the battered carcass of the former sandwich outlet.
The convention center originally held 14 Subways. There are only two Subways left, leading many to speculate what will happen to PAX, and indeed the Downtown Seattle area, once there is only One Subway Standing.
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mentok1982I could never leave you PAX baby.BaltimoreRegistered Userregular
edited January 2009
At the Pre-PAX dinner I do absolutely nothing to help get things ready and I do everything I can
to piss off the caterers and make them leave.
I am also mean and hostile to everyone at the show, especially VT.
I heard that Sony is preparing a God of War III themed Pre-PAX Dinner this year. They are going
to kill several live goats and then force us to eat them while cursing Zeus.
Someone should make mock-up sketches of how PAX would look if all of this were true People sacrificing goats, while in the background subway employees toss grenades at each other. In the foreground, BA walks by, munching on a generous handful of delicious Porkfries. She's dressed as Kirby in a bikini.
I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.
If it's choreographed, doesn't that mean the final round is fixed?
I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
mentok1982I could never leave you PAX baby.BaltimoreRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
I heard that the BYOC area will be clothing optional this year and as such, entry to the room will be
even more locked down than usual. You will also be unable to look into the room this year from the
outside.
Rogue_hunterBreaks Through Brick WallsLos AngelesRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
The Boomer from Left 4 Dead will be giving the keynote. The speech will consist of burps and grunts, and will end with the Boomer vomiting on the entire front row, or an astute Survivor will shoot him to save the others.
The Boomer from Left 4 Dead will be giving the keynote. The speech will consist of burps and grunts, and will end with the Boomer vomiting on the entire front row, or an astute Survivor will shoot him to save the others.
Don't forget to knock him back first so that he doesn't explode all over you.
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Moe Fwacky is the patron saint of the PAX MISinformation thread. His duties involve blessing of all of the entrants, driving away demons before the con, and being ritually sacrificed at the start of the PAX keynote.
His twitching hand will point to the next year's saint upon the removal of his heart, blackened from the taint of absorbing the convention ground's evils.
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This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively
This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively
Possible Top Gear Challenges:
Modify their supercars to run on corn ethanol.
Let one of the CCSTers ride with them and listen to how great PAX is through the entirety of Montana.
Convert the suspension of all three cars to proper American "Live Axle".
Given 1000 British Pounds Sterling each, James, Jeremy, and Hamster must mod up three of the CCSTers cars and race them in a time trail with the under utilized North Dakota Stig.
Find somewhere in North Dakota to exchange 1000 Pounds to US Dollars
I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.
If it's choreographed, doesn't that mean the final round is fixed?
*shakes head* You poor naive fool. It's ALWAYS been fixed. Yeah. The winner is chosen weeks ahead of time by a Gypsy entrail reader. Moe picks the sacrificial candidate from among the forumers. They invite them to a "special, super secret" dinner where they are the main course.
This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively
Possible Top Gear Challenges:
Modify their supercars to run on corn ethanol.
Let one of the CCSTers ride with them and listen to how great PAX is through the entirety of Montana.
Convert the suspension of all three cars to proper American "Live Axle".
Given 1000 British Pounds Sterling each, James, Jeremy, and Hamster must mod up three of the CCSTers cars and race them in a time trail with the under utilized North Dakota Stig.
Find somewhere in North Dakota to exchange 1000 Pounds to US Dollars
This idea is beginning to actually sound doable...I wonder if I should email the production company
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The convention center originally held 14 Subways. There are only two Subways left, leading many to speculate what will happen to PAX, and indeed the Downtown Seattle area, once there is only One Subway Standing.
to piss off the caterers and make them leave.
I am also mean and hostile to everyone at the show, especially VT.
I heard that Sony is preparing a God of War III themed Pre-PAX Dinner this year. They are going
to kill several live goats and then force us to eat them while cursing Zeus.
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"Don't curse Zeus with your mouth full."
Remember, making a pass at BigRed will get you into the BYOC area, free of charge!
...and I mean DONE.
tits or gtfo?
Playing 'Red Rocket' with BigRed?
:winky:
Go for it ladies.
Is that the real name of an enforcer or one of their Interent handles? Either way it's a pretty cool coincidence.
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I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
Its her handle
No dudes.
In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.
If it's choreographed, doesn't that mean the final round is fixed?
Fix'd
even more locked down than usual. You will also be unable to look into the room this year from the
outside.
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No dudes.
:P
Don't forget to knock him back first so that he doesn't explode all over you.
His twitching hand will point to the next year's saint upon the removal of his heart, blackened from the taint of absorbing the convention ground's evils.
NEW ALBUM OUT, NOW WITH 100% MORE SHEEP!, have a listen will ya
wait
I fucked it up
Possible Top Gear Challenges:
*shakes head* You poor naive fool. It's ALWAYS been fixed. Yeah. The winner is chosen weeks ahead of time by a Gypsy entrail reader. Moe picks the sacrificial candidate from among the forumers. They invite them to a "special, super secret" dinner where they are the main course.
This idea is beginning to actually sound doable...I wonder if I should email the production company
NEW ALBUM OUT, NOW WITH 100% MORE SHEEP!, have a listen will ya
Somehow I don't see a race ending well.
They generally don't.
Thus making them awesome.
It's going to be less of a Top Gear episode and more of a Wildest Police Chases 7 episode.
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