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Would it make Metalbourne happy if I [CHAT] in his breakfast cereal?

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Grandmothers do have a tendancy to be very tiny...

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe she was Teriyaki Style.

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    conandance.gif

    "only I may dance" :P

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    AND YOU CAN'T SHIP CORPSES

    Sounds like a dare to me.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't know what the problem is. I've shipped live people before. Dead people don't complain as much when they're uncomfortable.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mustang, I dare you to ship a box of human corpses to Metalbourne. I double dog dare you, in fact.

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit. Two dogs?!! :shock:

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well I'll have to do it now that you've double dog dared me, that shit just can't be ignored.

    Unfortunately I don't have any human corpses readily available, so I'll have to make some.
    cha-chick
    Excuse me for a moment.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Good, I need the parts.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Okay according to the police, killing people for the purposes of international shipping is called "murder" and is apparently highly illegal. Luckily I'm a lousy shot and will only stand trial for "attempted murder".

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    harrykharryk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If you're shipping locally, is it still murder?

    Funny story, I had to deliver a dog's ashes to a little girl and her mom over Christmas (working at UPS). It was very sad and awkward.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    harryk wrote: »
    If you're shipping locally, is it still murder?

    Hang on i'll ask.


    Yes apparently it is.

    Man, prison internet sucks, all the good porn sites are blocked.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe she was Teriyaki Style.

    I was going to eat that mummy!

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Maybe she was Teriyaki Style.

    I was going to eat that mummy!

    This is an outrage![/professor]

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, falling off of the neuroscience path and pursuing fine arts? Good idea, bad idea?

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You'll always succeed at what you love Lyrium.
    However, that's a big decision as your giving up a Prime Rib paying career for a Skewered Rat paying career.
    Prime Rib is nice but if you're miserable then there's not much point to eating it.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love prime rib! Then again, I love skewered rat.

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    Cheese.
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love cookie doooooouuugh and yes I've been at the school since last time I posted.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think I would try most foods....as long as the food doesn't:

    1) ...involve reproductive parts
    2) ...contain or consist of bugs
    3) ...have lots of hot spice...usually all I can handle are "mildly" hot dishes, though sometimes even "mild" can push it.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Have you ever eaten at a place called Don Romanssssssss

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think I could eat anything, even reproductive parts............oh look surprise innuendo!
    But seriously, I would try anything once, except human flesh........well maybe a little human flesh.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think after I realized two of the things I'd been avoiding for awhile actually tasted fantastic (pizza with pineapple on it...then a few years later, eel sushi), I decided to try more stuff out.

    Oh, I may not be able to eat the whole mini squids. My friend does that and it grosses me out. YOU'RE EATING THEIR EYES AND BRAINS AND AUGAHGAUGAU.

    I've had a solid slab of squid though, on sushi. Pretty much tasted like nothing.

    I'm hesitant to try sea urchin, because my dad said he tried it once...and said he couldn't get the horribly fishy taste out of his mouth for three days.

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    ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wow. I ate a sea urchin straight out of the sea and I didn't even think it had much of a fishy taste to it at all. When I say straight out of the sea I'm not lying either: friend comes up out of the water with sea urchin in hand, cracks it open and says "eat".

    I also ate squid tentacles too though... and they were still moving. I want to go back to korea.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sea urchin's also have the most complex immune system ever (even more complex then the human immune system.)

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Squid is fucking delicious, they're easily catchable around these parts so it's a fairly common menu item.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Squid is fucking delicious, they're easily catchable around these parts so it's a fairly common menu item.

    Well, okay, maybe I'll try the mini squids.

    I'll be making a face while I do it though. The whole time.

    [edit] actually, I've had calamari, and that's delicious, but I don't really think that counts.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm so excited I bet I'm gonna meet new people this semester yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You've had squid then, same thing. Calamari I believe just refers to it's edible form.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    You've had squid then, same thing. Calamari I believe just refers to it's edible form.

    Ah...well, fried, then...but it doesn't taste terribly different to me than fried clam strips...which are ALSO delicious. I haven't really had much squid outside of the fried calamari, though...i don't feel like that's the "real squid experience".

    I want my mouth to be dripping with ink as a slimy tentacle reaches over the the helm, bringing the ship down into murky water.

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Squid is absolutely delicious and is absolutely amazing.
    I want to try more weird foods.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Woah. Wait.

    Adults are supposed to limit their salt intake to between 1 and 2 grams per day? One gram?!

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    GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Squid is bait. Unless it's served in sushi or fried. Then it's delicious.

    Bloody hell. I've been at work since 6:15 AM. I am not a morning person. I need to ask to go home early. There's no way that I'm going to last until 5:00 PM.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Woah. Wait.

    Adults are supposed to limit their salt intake to between 1 and 2 grams per day? One gram?!

    If it's sea salt, you can have as many grams as you like.

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    can you feel the struggle within?
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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I... I dont understand.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Six wrote: »
    Woah. Wait.

    Adults are supposed to limit their salt intake to between 1 and 2 grams per day? One gram?!

    If it's sea salt, you can have as many grams as you like.

    I don't know how this makes sense...? Sea salt is still primarily sodium chloride...

    ...and yeah, Robutts! Only a gram or two...keep in mind though that they're not talking a gram of table salt, they're talking a gram of pure sodium.

    SPEAKING OF SODIUM

    Coolest thing ever: when you take some pure sodium and toss it in water...IT IGNITES.

    [edit] SCIENTIFIC TOTP

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sea salt is awesome.

    I was being facetious.

    Also, kosher salt is awesome.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So how much table salt can I eat before I am eating too much PURE SODIUM or whatever? Isn't it essentially doing the same damage?

    I mean. 1 gram?!

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So how much table salt can I eat before I am eating too much PURE SODIUM or whatever? Isn't it essentially doing the same damage?

    I mean. 1 gram?!

    You know how salty canned nuts are, right? I've got some cashews here, and the ENTIRE CONTAINER has 600 mg of sodium. Just over half a gram.

    A little bit goes a long way. :P

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A gram is a lot, man.

    two grams is some serious salt intake.

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    no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    1 g of Sodium is the same as 2,5 grams of table salt. You can switch to mineral salt which is healthier because it contains also other salts than sodium chloride.

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