It is sunday, twelve o'clock. The sun is high, no cloud in the sky. You are at your favorite restaurant, silently eating a hamburger while your best friend is harrasing you over how bad your manners are. He's getting on your nerves.
When suddenly!
Rhinoceros Loosely based on the play by Eugene Ionesco.
[tiny]And yes, this is what became of my french lit mini.[/tiny]
WARNING: This game got conversions mechanics.
This is a miniphalla. The terms is two words: "mini" which means small, and "phalla" which, well, is explained better here. Basically, a small phalla.
All standard rules apply. Among them, no use of screencaps to prove anything, no anonymous contacts, and no alive/dead players discussions so don't bother bringing that ouija board in here. Also, don't forget to send me links to your proboards.
Unlike other phallas, the voting in this mini is kind of particuliar: Every day you will actually vote for two players to die, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this. Additionally, you will have to vote two others for public seering, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this.Retraction are thus necessary, and are done !Like this for kill votes, and !Like this for the seer vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE: Rumor has it that some serial killer going by the name of Inactivus is stalking this mini. Inactivus can be avoided by posting at least twice and voting at least once.
Days ends at 10h00 PM EST. That is, hour of Montreal.
Sign up in !whatever color looks good to you. We will begin when everyone is ready.
1. iamtheaznman - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored 2. TheLawinator - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
3. MacGuffin 4. Micro - Rhinoceros - Voted off 5. Wildcat - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
6. Daius
7. zenpotato
8. abotkin
9. Oats
10. TehSloth
11. kime
12. Toxic Toys 13. PRËTËNTIÖüS - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
14. enlightenedbum
15. Malkor 16. Maximus - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off 17. jackisreal - Rhinoceros - Voted off 18. Exarch - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
19. Gumpy 20. warban - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored 21. Tommy2Hands - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off 22. WilDPanthA05 - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
23. Andrew Ryan
24. Stew_Stick
25. Darian
Reserves
1. BlueBlue
2. Obbi
3. FrostMist
Addendums
1. You can vote for yourself for the kill vote, but not for the seer vote.
2. On either votes, you can't use both votes on the same person.
Going to have to hit the bookshelves to find my Ionesco. I've only read The Killer, which is about Paris being terrorized by a serial killer. Which would be a fitting inspiration as well I suppose.
Going to have to hit the bookshelves to find my Ionesco. I've only read The Killer, which is about Paris being terrorized by a serial killer. Which would be a fitting inspiration as well I suppose.
To be honest, Rhinoceros is his only work I have, and it's because we had to analyse it in school. I just ended up liking it far more than I should like a book teachers cram down students throats. (The unnaturally high grades I got for my analysis might have helped a bit. Or was it the other way?)
In random news, the french wiki's entry for rhinos got "the rhinoceros blown up by Tintin in Tintin au Congo" as an example of rhinoceros in popular culture. Err, uh.
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Also, I would like to take this time to reserve a spot for my friend, Pretentious (I will not put those umlauts in there).
Noted, but he'll still have to sign up so I can copypaste the umlauts.
Going to have to hit the bookshelves to find my Ionesco. I've only read The Killer, which is about Paris being terrorized by a serial killer. Which would be a fitting inspiration as well I suppose.
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To be honest, Rhinoceros is his only work I have, and it's because we had to analyse it in school. I just ended up liking it far more than I should like a book teachers cram down students throats. (The unnaturally high grades I got for my analysis might have helped a bit. Or was it the other way?)
In random news, the french wiki's entry for rhinos got "the rhinoceros blown up by Tintin in Tintin au Congo" as an example of rhinoceros in popular culture. Err, uh.
Much like the characters in Rhinoceros, Marx has come here to become a rhinoceros even though he hasn't played a phalla in a while.
oh god i read the wiki
Rhinoceros dude.
Rhinoceros.
This movie is also loosely based on Rhinoceros:
!sign up
in the perfect color.
Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?
LoL: BunyipAristocrat
Colour me intrigued
God, it's all too beautiful...
Every time I see the INACTIVUS CLAUSE I think of this....
INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE:
And good luck Tommy, you and your two hands ... it'll be nice seeing you here forever
What, do my two hands mean I get vote four times???
muhahaha
They also cannot walk though a china shop without knocking something over.
naknaknaknaknak
Thats not what mythbusters said!!!
Unless I'm not too late.
Wait wait what?
Think you're the last one.
I'm assuming there's only 25 slots in the game and I'm hoping I'm not number 26.