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[miniphalla] Rhinoceros - Game Over, the rhinoceros is triumphant!

Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet.Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
It is sunday, twelve o'clock. The sun is high, no cloud in the sky. You are at your favorite restaurant, silently eating a hamburger while your best friend is harrasing you over how bad your manners are. He's getting on your nerves.

When suddenly!

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Rhinoceros
Loosely based on the play by Eugene Ionesco.
[tiny]And yes, this is what became of my french lit mini.[/tiny]



WARNING: This game got conversions mechanics.




This is a miniphalla. The terms is two words: "mini" which means small, and "phalla" which, well, is explained better here. Basically, a small phalla.

All standard rules apply. Among them, no use of screencaps to prove anything, no anonymous contacts, and no alive/dead players discussions so don't bother bringing that ouija board in here. Also, don't forget to send me links to your proboards.

Unlike other phallas, the voting in this mini is kind of particuliar: Every day you will actually vote for two players to die, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this. Additionally, you will have to vote two others for public seering, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this.Retraction are thus necessary, and are done !Like this for kill votes, and !Like this for the seer vote.

INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE: Rumor has it that some serial killer going by the name of Inactivus is stalking this mini. Inactivus can be avoided by posting at least twice and voting at least once.

Days ends at 10h00 PM EST. That is, hour of Montreal.

Sign up in !whatever color looks good to you. We will begin when everyone is ready.

1. iamtheaznman - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
2. TheLawinator - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
3. MacGuffin
4. Micro - Rhinoceros - Voted off
5. Wildcat - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
6. Daius
7. zenpotato
8. abotkin
9. Oats
10. TehSloth
11. kime
12. Toxic Toys
13. PRËTËNTIÖüS - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
14. enlightenedbum
15. Malkor
16. Maximus - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
17. jackisreal - Rhinoceros - Voted off
18. Exarch - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
19. Gumpy
20. warban - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
21. Tommy2Hands - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
22. WilDPanthA05 - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
23. Andrew Ryan
24. Stew_Stick
25. Darian

Reserves

1. BlueBlue
2. Obbi
3. FrostMist

Addendums

1. You can vote for yourself for the kill vote, but not for the seer vote.
2. On either votes, you can't use both votes on the same person.


Narrate

Prologue
Day One - Rhinoceros exhibition!
Day Two
Day Three - Fanfiction!

Dac Vin on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what the hell

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Sound's Interesting.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

    Also, I would like to take this time to reserve a spot for my friend, Pretentious (I will not put those umlauts in there).

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm in

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !I once killed a hooker

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !I however, didn't.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Sign Up out of morbid curiosity and love of Rhinos.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, I would like to take this time to reserve a spot for my friend, Pretentious (I will not put those umlauts in there).

    Noted, but he'll still have to sign up so I can copypaste the umlauts.

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  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up.

    Going to have to hit the bookshelves to find my Ionesco. I've only read The Killer, which is about Paris being terrorized by a serial killer. Which would be a fitting inspiration as well I suppose.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up for fun times!

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    3DS: 0963-0539-4405
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Put me in coach.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth ugguu~ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Get me in on this yo!

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up!

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what the

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'll get on this.

    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    zenpotato wrote: »
    !Sign up.

    Going to have to hit the bookshelves to find my Ionesco. I've only read The Killer, which is about Paris being terrorized by a serial killer. Which would be a fitting inspiration as well I suppose.


    To be honest, Rhinoceros is his only work I have, and it's because we had to analyse it in school. I just ended up liking it far more than I should like a book teachers cram down students throats. (The unnaturally high grades I got for my analysis might have helped a bit. Or was it the other way?)


    In random news, the french wiki's entry for rhinos got "the rhinoceros blown up by Tintin in Tintin au Congo" as an example of rhinoceros in popular culture. Err, uh.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what

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  • P10P10 An Idiot with Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The fact that Marx is here is funny.

    Much like the characters in Rhinoceros, Marx has come here to become a rhinoceros even though he hasn't played a phalla in a while.

    oh god i read the wiki

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    what

    Rhinoceros dude.

    Rhinoceros.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sure what the hell I'll sign up

    Lose: to suffer defeat, to misplace (Ex: "I hope I don't lose the match." "Did you lose your phone again?")
    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Trivia

    This movie is also loosely based on Rhinoceros:

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is there anything Rhinoceros' can't do?

    !sign up

    in the perfect color.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sounds Intriguing Sign Up!!!

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Sign Up

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    Is there anything Rhinoceros' can't do?


    Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I stomp my feet, indicating that you are in my territory.

    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

    Colour me intrigued

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    This Phalla, coming soon for Playstation 3.

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    God, it's all too beautiful...

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup

    Every time I see the INACTIVUS CLAUSE I think of this....

    INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE:
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    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My first phalla, !I want in

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Gore up

    And good luck Tommy, you and your two hands ... it'll be nice seeing you here forever

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NOOOOO!!!!
    What, do my two hands mean I get vote four times???
    muhahaha

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Is there anything Rhinoceros' can't do?


    Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?

    They also cannot walk though a china shop without knocking something over.

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !I have a natural instinct to put out fires I mean !Signup

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    warban wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Is there anything Rhinoceros' can't do?


    Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?

    They also cannot walk though a china shop without knocking something over.

    Thats not what mythbusters said!!!

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

    Unless I'm not too late.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Unless I'm not too late.

    Wait wait what?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    !sign up

    Unless I'm not too late.

    Think you're the last one.

    Lose: to suffer defeat, to misplace (Ex: "I hope I don't lose the match." "Did you lose your phone again?")
    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Unless I'm not too late.

    Wait wait what?

    I'm assuming there's only 25 slots in the game and I'm hoping I'm not number 26.

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