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[miniphalla] Rhinoceros - Game Over, the rhinoceros is triumphant!
Dac Vin
if you think this has a happy ending then you haven't been paying attentionRegistered User regular
if you think this has a happy ending then you haven't been paying attentionRegistered User regular
It is sunday, twelve o'clock. The sun is high, no cloud in the sky. You are at your favorite restaurant, silently eating a hamburger while your best friend is harrasing you over how bad your manners are. He's getting on your nerves.
When suddenly!
Rhinoceros
Loosely based on the play by Eugene Ionesco.
[tiny]And yes, this is what became of my french lit mini.[/tiny]
WARNING: This game got conversions mechanics.
This is a miniphalla. The terms is two words: "mini" which means small, and "phalla" which, well, is explained better here. Basically, a small phalla.
All standard rules apply. Among them, no use of screencaps to prove anything, no anonymous contacts, and no alive/dead players discussions so don't bother bringing that ouija board in here. Also, don't forget to send me links to your proboards.
Unlike other phallas, the voting in this mini is kind of particuliar: Every day you will actually vote for two players to die, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this. Additionally, you will have to vote two others for public seering, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this.Retraction are thus necessary, and are done !Like this for kill votes, and !Like this for the seer vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE: Rumor has it that some serial killer going by the name of Inactivus is stalking this mini. Inactivus can be avoided by posting at least twice and voting at least once.
Days ends at 10h00 PM EST. That is, hour of Montreal.
Sign up in !whatever color looks good to you. We will begin when everyone is ready.
1. iamtheaznman - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
2. TheLawinator - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
3. MacGuffin
4. Micro - Rhinoceros - Voted off
5. Wildcat - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
6. Daius
7. zenpotato
8. abotkin
9. Oats
10. TehSloth
11. kime
12. Toxic Toys
13. PRËTËNTIÖüS - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
14. enlightenedbum
15. Malkor
16. Maximus - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
17. jackisreal - Rhinoceros - Voted off
18. Exarch - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
19. Gumpy
20. warban - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
21. Tommy2Hands - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
22. WilDPanthA05 - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
23. Andrew Ryan
24. Stew_Stick
25. Darian
Reserves
1. BlueBlue
2. Obbi
3. FrostMist
Addendums
1. You can vote for yourself for the kill vote, but not for the seer vote.
2. On either votes, you can't use both votes on the same person.
Narrate
Prologue
Day One - Rhinoceros exhibition!
Day Two
Day Three - Fanfiction!
When suddenly!
Rhinoceros
Loosely based on the play by Eugene Ionesco.
[tiny]And yes, this is what became of my french lit mini.[/tiny]
WARNING: This game got conversions mechanics.
This is a miniphalla. The terms is two words: "mini" which means small, and "phalla" which, well, is explained better here. Basically, a small phalla.
All standard rules apply. Among them, no use of screencaps to prove anything, no anonymous contacts, and no alive/dead players discussions so don't bother bringing that ouija board in here. Also, don't forget to send me links to your proboards.
Unlike other phallas, the voting in this mini is kind of particuliar: Every day you will actually vote for two players to die, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this. Additionally, you will have to vote two others for public seering, !(1)Like this and !(2)Like this.Retraction are thus necessary, and are done !Like this for kill votes, and !Like this for the seer vote.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE: Rumor has it that some serial killer going by the name of Inactivus is stalking this mini. Inactivus can be avoided by posting at least twice and voting at least once.
Days ends at 10h00 PM EST. That is, hour of Montreal.
Sign up in !whatever color looks good to you. We will begin when everyone is ready.
1. iamtheaznman - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
2. TheLawinator - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
3. MacGuffin
4. Micro - Rhinoceros - Voted off
5. Wildcat - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
6. Daius
7. zenpotato
8. abotkin
9. Oats
10. TehSloth
11. kime
12. Toxic Toys
13. PRËTËNTIÖüS - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
14. enlightenedbum
15. Malkor
16. Maximus - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
17. jackisreal - Rhinoceros - Voted off
18. Exarch - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
19. Gumpy
20. warban - Not a Rhinoceros - Gored
21. Tommy2Hands - Not a Rhinoceros - Voted off
22. WilDPanthA05 - Not a Rhinoceros - Blown up
23. Andrew Ryan
24. Stew_Stick
25. Darian
Reserves
1. BlueBlue
2. Obbi
3. FrostMist
Addendums
1. You can vote for yourself for the kill vote, but not for the seer vote.
2. On either votes, you can't use both votes on the same person.
Narrate
Prologue
Day One - Rhinoceros exhibition!
Day Two
Day Three - Fanfiction!
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http://www.superhappyfuntimeawesome.com/
To be honest, Rhinoceros is his only work I have, and it's because we had to analyse it in school. I just ended up liking it far more than I should like a book teachers cram down students throats. (The unnaturally high grades I got for my analysis might have helped a bit. Or was it the other way?)
In random news, the french wiki's entry for rhinos got "the rhinoceros blown up by Tintin in Tintin au Congo" as an example of rhinoceros in popular culture. Err, uh.
Much like the characters in Rhinoceros, Marx has come here to become a rhinoceros even though he hasn't played a phalla in a while.
oh god i read the wiki
Rhinoceros dude.
Rhinoceros.
This movie is also loosely based on Rhinoceros:
!sign up
in the perfect color.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?
Colour me intrigued
God, it's all too beautiful...
Every time I see the INACTIVUS CLAUSE I think of this....
INACTIVUS HUNGERS CLAUSE:
And good luck Tommy, you and your two hands ... it'll be nice seeing you here forever
What, do my two hands mean I get vote four times???
muhahaha
They also cannot walk though a china shop without knocking something over.
naknaknaknaknak
Thats not what mythbusters said!!!
Unless I'm not too late.
Wait wait what?
Think you're the last one.
I'm assuming there's only 25 slots in the game and I'm hoping I'm not number 26.
Ah right, because the why you wrote it, it sounded as if you would only sign up on the condition that all the places had been taken.
Edit: Looks alright, unless there really is a slot saved for Pretentious.
20. warban
21. Tommy2Hands
22. WilDPanthA05
23. Andrew Ryan
24. Stew_Stick
25. Darian
Come talk about boardgames with us
Oh I see what you mean. Only just noticed that. Yeah I meant 'Unless I'm too late'.
Unless Pretentious gets two you're both in. He signed in after me.
http://www.superhappyfuntimeawesome.com/
You are the last one. I had a spot reserved for pretentious, but he signed up earlier.
Looks like we're all set then. I'll start sending the role PMs in about 2 more hours. (tonight is movie night, you see
That chinese porcelaine was asking for it for being so fragile.
ahahahaha *sigh* it's true.
EDIT: Whoops, I ment bulls,
bulls are okay in china shops
Ladies
Do minis even have reserves? Whatever! I am putting it out there!
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