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[miniphalla] Rhinoceros - Game Over, the rhinoceros is triumphant!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Unless I'm not too late.

    Wait wait what?

    I'm assuming there's only 25 slots in the game and I'm hoping I'm not number 26.

    Ah right, because the why you wrote it, it sounded as if you would only sign up on the condition that all the places had been taken.

    Daius on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is it too late to !Sign up?

    Edit: Looks alright, unless there really is a slot saved for Pretentious.
    20. warban
    21. Tommy2Hands
    22. WilDPanthA05
    23. Andrew Ryan
    24. Stew_Stick
    25. Darian

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Stew_Stick wrote: »
    Unless I'm not too late.

    Wait wait what?

    I'm assuming there's only 25 slots in the game and I'm hoping I'm not number 26.

    Ah right, because the why you wrote it, it sounded as if you would only sign up on the condition that all the places had been taken.

    Oh I see what you mean. Only just noticed that. Yeah I meant 'Unless I'm too late'.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Is it too late to !Sign up?

    Edit: Looks alright, unless there really is a slot saved for Pretentious.
    20. warban
    21. Tommy2Hands
    22. WilDPanthA05
    23. Andrew Ryan
    24. Stew_Stick
    25. Darian

    Unless Pretentious gets two you're both in. He signed in after me.

    Toxic Toys on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Woo! I made it!

    Tommy2Hands on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Is it too late to !Sign up?


    You are the last one. I had a spot reserved for pretentious, but he signed up earlier.

    Looks like we're all set then. I'll start sending the role PMs in about 2 more hours. (tonight is movie night, you see :) )

    warban wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Is there anything Rhinoceros' can't do?


    Whatever a rhinoceros can't do, they got something better to compensate. Why speak human then the rhino language is more beautiful?

    They also cannot walk though a china shop without knocking something over.

    That chinese porcelaine was asking for it for being so fragile.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Gore up

    And good luck Tommy, you and your two hands ... it'll be nice seeing you here forever

    ahahahaha *sigh* it's true.

    Monkeyfeet on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mythbusters said that they were fine in a china shop goddamnit!!!
    EDIT: Whoops, I ment bulls,
    bulls are okay in china shops

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've got an elephant gun in my pants.

    Ladies

    P10 on
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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !R-Reserve up?
    Do minis even have reserves? Whatever! I am putting it out there!

    BlueBlue on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    !Reserve Up

    Do minis get inactives? The answer, Blueblue, is most likely!

    Obbi on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    !R-Reserve up?
    Do minis even have reserves? Whatever! I am putting it out there!

    They do, just for the people playing to laugh at.

    Toxic Toys on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HaHa.
    I can see why you guys like this

    Tommy2Hands on
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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1)Tommy2Hands !(2)Tommy2Hands

    Trying to play up the "excited newbie" angle, huh? You can't fool me!

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1) Blue !(2) Blue

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's all fun and game till you die and some ones pisses on your corpse.

    Toxic Toys on
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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    warban wrote: »
    !(1) Blue !(2) Blue

    RedBlue BlueBlue :(

    BlueBlue on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn, I'm found out.

    Tommy2Hands on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    RedBlue BlueBlue :(
    I still think that's funny. Don't make me vote for you for my own giggles!

    kime on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kime, I've been specing the last few phallas you were in and I have a question,
    Do you get bandwagoned every time?
    Just curious

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kime, I've been specing the last few phallas you were in and I have a question,
    Do you get bandwagoned every time?
    Just curious

    Yes because he's ALL WAYS EVIL! Or helpful. I forget witch.

    Toxic Toys on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kime is never evil.

    Darian on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Kime is never evil.

    This one, definitely!

    But no, I can definitely remember a Phalla. . . or two. . . where I wasn't bandwagoned! I'm so proud. . .

    People just can't stand in the light of my brilliance for long without getting envious. They always want to topple the person at the top!

    Communists.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Kime is never evil.

    This one, definitely!

    But no, I can definitely remember a Phalla. . . or two. . . where I wasn't bandwagoned! I'm so proud. . .

    People just can't stand in the light of my brilliance for long without getting envious. They always want to topple the person at the top!

    Communists.

    Giving you the perfect guard in Fox & Phalla was funny, watching everyone vote for you on Day 1, then Dog chase them all away.

    And then you just guarded yourself EVERY night for the rest of the game. :lol:

    Micro on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    Giving you the perfect guard in Fox & Phalla was funny, watching everyone vote for you on Day 1, then Dog chase them all away.

    And then you just guarded yourself EVERY night for the rest of the game. :lol:
    Hahaha, what can I say? I'm a selfish bugger. Really, having a guard like that is my greatest dream. I can act however I want and fear no repercussions, it's wonderful!

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

    FrostMist on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    !signup

    I, erm, take that as a reserve?


    Anyhow, PMs are underway.

    Dac Vin on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PMs done, unoriginal day 0 narration underway. Let me know if you didn't get a PM.

    Might be nice if he narration wasn'T botp.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, you're saying we should make posts?

    Darian on
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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gratuitous bumping incoming.

    Also, I suspect we'll have a special named Berenger. I'm not sure if he was in Rhinocerus, but most of Ionesco's plays had a Berenger in them.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TotP coming!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *Bother*

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    zenpotato wrote: »
    Gratuitous bumping incoming.

    Also, I suspect we'll have a special named Berenger. I'm not sure if he was in Rhinocerus, but most of Ionesco's plays had a Berenger in them.


    He was the hero in Rhinoceros.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, how is everyone today?
    I'm okay

    Tommy2Hands on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Prologue
    Know your enemy


    According to wikipedia :


    Rhinoceros
    (IPA: /raɪˈnɒsərəs/), often colloquially abbreviated rhino, is a name used to group five extant species of odd-toed ungulates in the family Rhinocerotidae. Two of these species are native to Africa and three to southern Asia. Three of the five species—the Javan, Sumatran and Black Rhinoceros—are critically endangered. The Indian is endangered, with fewer than 2700 individuals remaining in the wild. The White is registered as Vulnerable, with over 9,000 remaining in the wild.

    The rhinoceros family is characterised by large size (one of the largest remaining megafauna alive today) with all of the species able to reach one ton or more in weight; herbivorous diet; and a thick protective skin, 1.5–5 cm thick, formed from layers of collagen positioned in a lattice structure; relatively small brains for mammals this size (400–600g); and a large horn. They generally eat leafy material, although their ability to ferment food in their hindgut allows them to subsist on more fibrous plant matter, if necessary. Unlike other perissodactyls, the African species of rhinoceros lack teeth at the front of their mouths, relying instead on their powerful premolar and molar teeth to grind up plant food.

    The rhino is prized for its horn. The horns of a rhinoceros are made of keratin, the same type of protein that makes up hair and fingernails.Both African species and the Sumatran Rhinoceros have two horns, while the Indian and Javan Rhinoceros have a single horn. Rhinoceri have acute hearing and sense of smell, but poor eyesight. Most live to be about 60 years old or more.

    So, here we have it. It doesn't say any thing about why a rhinoceros is in the village, or why people have been transforming into rhinos themselves. But hey, knowledge is knowledge, right?



    Day one is now underway.
    Remember, day ends at 10h00 PM EST.



    Special event!

    Thought I'd make it less boring. Basically, this is not a mandatory activity, but i'd appreciate the effort.

    I ask you, to draw me a rhinoceros. Doesn't matter what you use to draw it, as long as you did it. Then, PM it to me. The next day they'll be exposed, and the most popular one will bring a lot of luck to the drawee.

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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quite right then. It's his favorite name for a protagonist. :)

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Anyone who doesn't draw their rhino covered in the blood of their innocent victims is a dirty rhino sympathizer.

    P10 on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1)PRËTËNTIÖüS, for the lovely mental image there. Thanks.

    Also, when you say 10h00 EST, is that 10 AM EST, or 10 PM EST?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1)PRËTËNTIÖüS
    All aboard the cole/bandwagon train!
    And
    !(1)Kime
    Cause I'm curious to see if !(2)Toxic Toys is right

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    (1)Zenpotato!
    (1)Darian!

    Oats on
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