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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Surprised Obi didn't catch that, earlier. Then again, it was around 10 pages ago.

    aww yeah pastmormonHIGH5


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    which issue is that from also new Achewood should be up wooo

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    'I can't be homophobic, my best friends are gay.' is a crappy argument.

    What about "I can't be homophobic, I have a dick in my ass right now"?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GAYS AND MORMONS?!?
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    I think the bike helmet/bead combination pulls it together

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    DW why do you love to hurt me

    You knew what this was....

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i'm always nice to the dudes who come door-to-door proselytizing

    just because i don't share their faith doesn't mean that i gotta be a dick

    yes it does!

    OOOHHH I HATE THEM SO MUCH

    Whatever you do. DO NOT TELL THEM YOUR ROOMMATE IS JEWISH

    THEY WILL CAMP OUT ON YOUR FRONT LAWN FOR WEEKS

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GAYS AND MORMONS?!?
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    And just what did they do to get those beads?!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Surprised Obi didn't catch that, earlier. Then again, it was around 10 pages ago.

    aww yeah pastmormonHIGH5


    8p39.jpg

    which issue is that from also new Achewood should be up wooo

    Issue 5, page 39ish.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Thou shalt not kill" is in the Bible.

    Actually, it isn't.

    It's a real shame that more people can't read the original Hebrew (or at least be bothered to read a direct translation.)

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    As far as laws and civil rights not being based on faith, aren't many of our laws based on religious ones? Thats a hard line to draw also considering that a majority of this country believes in a god or belongs to some sort of faith. And considering we are the ones that make the laws according to our own conscience, most laws and civil rights WILL be based on some sort of faith until the majority of the country is no longer religious.
    It's really not a hard line to draw at all. If the law applies to everyone, then it needs to be based in (or at least defensible) in a secular, reasonable (i.e. non-faith based) argument. The argument against legalizing gay marriage has never been defensible from a purely secular standpoint.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey, Bel and Quoth. I found something for you:
    BillsPosterPregnant.jpg

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Thou shalt not kill" is in the Bible.

    Actually, it isn't.

    It's a real shame that more people can't read the original Hebrew (or at least be bothered to read a direct translation.)

    Isn't supposed to translate to shall shalt not murder? Please, correct me here.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Thou shalt not kill" is in the Bible.

    Actually, it isn't.

    It's a real shame that more people can't read the original Hebrew (or at least be bothered to read a direct translation.)

    The Bible and Tora are not exactly the same.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Surprised Obi didn't catch that, earlier. Then again, it was around 10 pages ago.

    aww yeah pastmormonHIGH5


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    which issue is that from also new Achewood should be up wooo

    Issue 5, page 39ish.

    Sweet

    I just want to read the set-up to that again

    I would also like for that sequence to be colored at some point

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I used to work under a gay man and had two gay co-workers. We hung out ALL the time. They were good dudes. I have nothing against them as people.

    I have black friends. That doesn't mean that I can run around saying the n-word.


    Come on people, I stated before hand that it was one of those obligatory statements everyone makes and I recognize it will mean nothing to most everyone. But regardless, its true. I have people in my life who are gay, who I care about. Its just something that no one can prove through text on a forum. So you can believe me or not. I really don't care.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey, Bel and Quoth. I found something for you:
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    i am not philosophically opposed to this but it still grosses me out

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So has this thread solved the problem of religion yet

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    but my flock it is poor we have no money

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So has this thread solved the problem of religion yet

    nuke it from orbit

    it's the only way to be sure

    Quoth on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Thou shalt not kill" is in the Bible.

    Actually, it isn't.

    It's a real shame that more people can't read the original Hebrew (or at least be bothered to read a direct translation.)

    The Bible and Tora are not exactly the same.

    the first five books are

    except for the crappy translation into english

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i'm always nice to the dudes who come door-to-door proselytizing

    just because i don't share their faith doesn't mean that i gotta be a dick

    yes it does!

    OOOHHH I HATE THEM SO MUCH

    Whatever you do. DO NOT TELL THEM YOUR ROOMMATE IS JEWISH

    THEY WILL CAMP OUT ON YOUR FRONT LAWN FOR WEEKS

    They must just not like you or Brookline Mormons are more hardcore as the Mormons in Brighton are quite nice.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    Oh man, abortionists are gonna go out of business. Cuz with inflation, 30 shekels is like... ALOT.... now.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bel i'm having a canadian gay marriage satanist retreat next month, you should come, sacrifice some orphans

    youre not an octopus

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Surprised Obi didn't catch that, earlier. Then again, it was around 10 pages ago.

    aww yeah pastmormonHIGH5


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    yessss

    also my dad's mom is a old lady, and a horrible homophobe. how she never knew or guess that my uncle matt (who was a fantastic man, one of my favorite people ever) was gay, and that he died of aids is beyond me.

    the reason i mention my homophobe grandma is because it is important to point out that just because someone is bigoted in one way doesn't mean they are horrible bigots overall, and that can also be frustrating.

    it'd be easier to be able to just dislike someone fully because they are a total bigot, but then they could be like my grandma, a full blooded red headed scottish woman, white as can be, who married a man who was half native american and half mexican. and at that time that was barely even legal.

    you know life would just be so much simpler if i could just make everyone believe what i believe (like lucifer wanted to do eh wot)! haha
    alt text: why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle bel

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So has this thread solved the problem of religion yet

    nuke it from orbit

    it's the only way to be sure

    Now now

    there is a certain dollar value attached to religion, and I'm not sure it's for any of us to make this kind of snap decision

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I stated before hand that it was one of those obligatory statements everyone makes and I recognize it will mean nothing to most everyone.

    It's not obligatory, it's asinine. It's an insult to everyone else's intelligence.

    Hell, I've got a friend who was born Mormon. Does that mean that I can go around declaring that Mormons are inherently flawed?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    Oh man, abortionists are gonna go out of business. Cuz with inflation, 30 shekels is like... ALOT.... now.

    srsly

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    this is even more hilarious when i picture ericka the grass type gym leader from celadon city saying this

    "actually ash you owe misty 1,000 pokedollars if she's going to carry the baby to term"

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    'I can't be homophobic, my best friends are gay.' is a crappy argument.

    What about "I can't be homophobic, I have a dick in my ass right now"?

    i dunno, have you seen a good many of our senators

    also: televangelists

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    bel i'm having a canadian gay marriage satanist retreat next month, you should come, sacrifice some orphans

    youre not an octopus

    bloop bloop

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So has this thread solved the problem of religion yet

    nuke it from orbit

    it's the only way to be sure

    Now now

    there is a certain dollar value attached to religion, and I'm not sure it's for any of us to make this kind of snap decision

    <3

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    edited February 2009
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am not philosophically opposed to this but it still grosses me out

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    "When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade."

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Thou shalt not kill" is in the Bible.

    Actually, it isn't.

    It's a real shame that more people can't read the original Hebrew (or at least be bothered to read a direct translation.)

    Isn't supposed to translate to shall shalt not murder? Please, correct me here.

    Yup.

    The general act of killing isn't forbidden, it's the specific act of murder.



    If you have justifiable reason to kill, it's permissible (and what counts as justifiable reason is clearly outlined.)

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    this is even more hilarious when i picture ericka the grass type gym leader from celadon city saying this

    "actually ash you owe misty 1,000 pokedollars if she's going to carry the baby to term"

    that reminds me, i need to get my old av back

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    'I can't be homophobic, my best friends are gay.' is a crappy argument.

    What about "I can't be homophobic, I have a dick in my ass right now"?

    I don't think so - it's not like you're actually saying whether you like or hate said dick in party one's ass.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Hey, Bel and Quoth. I found something for you:
    BillsPosterPregnant.jpg

    i am not philosophically opposed to this but it still grosses me out

    i find it hilarious

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    'I can't be homophobic, my best friends are gay.' is a crappy argument.

    What about "I can't be homophobic, I have a dick in my ass right now"?

    i dunno, have you seen a good many of our senators

    also: televangelists

    Look who's being discriminatory now? All stereotyping guys with wide bathroom stances.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I stated before hand that it was one of those obligatory statements everyone makes and I recognize it will mean nothing to most everyone.

    It's not obligatory, it's asinine. It's an insult to everyone else's intelligence.

    Hell, I've got a friend who was born Mormon. Does that mean that I can go around declaring that Mormons are inherently flawed?

    K, so I'm not all that great with words. Sorry.

    The reality is that someone called into question wether or not I think gays are gross. I don't and the only way I can maybe back that up is to show that I have gay friends, who I care about, and continuously hang out with. Is there a better way to defend myself when someone is calling into question my non-bigotry?

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    the bible says that if you kill a man's unborn baby then you have to pay him like 30 shekels

    Oh man, abortionists are gonna go out of business. Cuz with inflation, 30 shekels is like... ALOT.... now.

    It's four or five shekels to a dollar.

    So, let's knock six bucks off the price of every abortion and call it even, okay?

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