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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    I totally thought it was going to come to blows when he stuck the gum to his desk.

    That was the most animated he was the entire evening, and let's be honest, it was a super dick movie but it was fucking hysterical.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    I totally thought it was going to come to blows when he stuck the gum to his desk.

    That was the most animated he was the entire evening, and let's be honest, it was a super dick movie but it was fucking hysterical.

    I thought he was running out of crazy-gas, and then when that happened my brain had an "oh snap" moment.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yes, Oh Snap is definitely the correct turn of phrase to describe that situation.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The only advantage Rick Ross has in this beef is that his thick layer of fat protects him from bullets.

    Then again 50 already got shot 9 times and didn't die so maybe they're even on that front.

    dumb son of a bitch should have shot 50 in the face

    He did get shot in the face

    read a fucking book

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The only advantage Rick Ross has in this beef is that his thick layer of fat protects him from bullets.

    Then again 50 already got shot 9 times and didn't die so maybe they're even on that front.

    dumb son of a bitch should have shot 50 in the face

    He did get shot in the face

    read a fucking book
    somebody wrote a book about 50 cent getting shot?

    50 cent has fans that can read?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    oh hey, Crack a Bottle is #1 on the charts right now

    it's a good song (I love Dre's part), but i'm disappointed because I wanted Kelly Clarkson to stay at the top for a while

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The 50 Cent part of Crack a Bottle is fucking terrible but Em and Dre tear it up, as expected.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't think 50's part is awful, but it doesn't stand up next to Eminem and Dre's

    can't wait for Detox

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The only advantage Rick Ross has in this beef is that his thick layer of fat protects him from bullets.

    Then again 50 already got shot 9 times and didn't die so maybe they're even on that front.

    dumb son of a bitch should have shot 50 in the face

    He did get shot in the face

    read a fucking book
    somebody wrote a book about 50 cent getting shot?

    50 cent has fans that can read?

    Is it titled "Read or Die Trying"?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    the new flo rida track is awful

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    the new flo rida track is awful
    how could you possibly be surprised by this?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the new flo rida track is awful
    how could you possibly be surprised by this?

    oh i'm not, but it's #1 on itunes so i felt like posting my opinion

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The only advantage Rick Ross has in this beef is that his thick layer of fat protects him from bullets.

    Then again 50 already got shot 9 times and didn't die so maybe they're even on that front.

    dumb son of a bitch should have shot 50 in the face

    He did get shot in the face

    read a fucking book

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the new flo rida track is awful
    how could you possibly be surprised by this?

    oh i'm not, but it's #1 on itunes so i felt like posting my opinion
    this is not always a good gauge of quality though

    soulja boy went number 1 on itunes

    gwen stefani went number 1 on itunes and her solo music is fucking abhorrent

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That man is using a book as ammunition for an uzi

    and it is shooting more books









    shouldn't it shoot words?

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They heard Sarukun, that he liked to shoot books so they put books in his books so he could shoot books while he shot books.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the new flo rida track is awful
    how could you possibly be surprised by this?

    oh i'm not, but it's #1 on itunes so i felt like posting my opinion
    this is not always a good gauge of quality though

    soulja boy went number 1 on itunes

    gwen stefani went number 1 on itunes and her solo music is fucking abhorrent

    Gwen Stefani's music is wonderful fun music

    eat a fucking dick

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They heard Sarukun, that he liked to shoot books so they put books in his books so he could shoot books while he shot books.

    Oh okay.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith, I think when it comes to music you are the biggest dickhead around

    but I too think Gwen Stefani's solo career has been entertaining and I daresay "whimsical".

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the new flo rida track is awful
    how could you possibly be surprised by this?

    oh i'm not, but it's #1 on itunes so i felt like posting my opinion
    this is not always a good gauge of quality though

    soulja boy went number 1 on itunes

    gwen stefani went number 1 on itunes and her solo music is fucking abhorrent

    Gwen Stefani's music is wonderful fun music

    eat a BANANANANANANANANAS

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have never seen someone who was such a pretentious prick about dime-a-dozen pop acts.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith, I think when it comes to music you are the biggest dickhead around

    but I too think Gwen Stefani's solo career has been entertaining and I daresay "whimsical".

    i was just saying eat a fucking dick to go along with the read a fucking book line

    the only music i don't really like at all is metal. anything else i can listen to

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    eat a fucking book.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun, what did i tell you about taking me seriously

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith, you used to be cool, what happened?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    i moved to seattle and became a faggot dickbag

    now i'm back on the east coast and lookin at titties so give it some time

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gwen has some rude titties

    hopefully the new No Doubt album will be good.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    i moved to seattle and became a faggot dickbag

    now i'm back on the east coast and lookin at titties so give it some time
    we need to keep you constantly exposed to tits.

    just wear them as glasses or something.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    gwen has some rude titties

    nah she don't.

    hell, in the 90s she didn't have any titties. she was flat as a board. now she's got something there, but they ain't rude. probably a combination of plastic surgery and also having babies

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    gwen has some rude titties

    nah she don't.

    hell, in the 90s she didn't have any titties. she was flat as a board. now she's got something there, but they ain't rude. probably a combination of plastic surgery and also having babies
    small titties can be rude, kieth

    god

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    gwen has some rude titties

    nah she don't.

    hell, in the 90s she didn't have any titties. she was flat as a board. now she's got something there, but they ain't rude. probably a combination of plastic surgery and also having babies
    small titties can be rude, kieth

    god

    (maybe NSFW)

    http://i41.tinypic.com/jb22s0.jpg
    http://i43.tinypic.com/2qjyqoi.jpg

    those ain't small titties. they ain't even titties

    shit, my titties are rude compared to those

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith, I think when it comes to music you are the biggest dickhead around

    but I too think Gwen Stefani's solo career has been entertaining and I daresay "whimsical".

    i was just saying eat a fucking dick to go along with the read a fucking book line

    the only music i don't really like at all is metal. anything else i can listen to

    I am willing to take you at your word but most of the time you kick down the door to a music thread and start unloading round after contemptuous round of scathing assault on the participants therein, so it is difficult for some people to handle.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    okay fine you win

    although i'm sure i could find pictures to complement my point of view if i tried, which i will not, because this argument is silly.

    i would rather talk about the next ND album.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sorry Cloud, Keith has you on this one, Gwen Stephani's tits are not rude at all.


    Rude is not the replacement for "nice".


    You can say a girl has nice titties, because that just means that you like them


    but rude is basically large and on display


    "in your face" if you will.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun, what did i tell you about taking me seriously

    Right, I remember, but still sometimes it is a difficult pill to swallow


    I'm like "yes, okay, I am taking this medicine but does it really need to be spiked and covered in guatemalan insanity peppers?"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    okay fine you win

    although i'm sure i could find pictures to complement my point of view if i tried, which i will not, because this argument is silly.

    i would rather talk about the next ND album.

    I realllllly want to go to Bamboozle 2009 'cause No Doubt is headlining the one night but I don't think any of my friends can go

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sorry Cloud, Keith has you on this one, Gwen Stephani's tits are not rude at all.


    Rude is not the replacement for "nice".


    You can say a girl has nice titties, because that just means that you like them


    but rude is basically large and on display


    "in your face" if you will.
    i say bah humbug to you, sir.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i say bah humbug to you, sir.
    Look, you cannot just appropriate entertaining slang and stuff your own definition in there.

    I mean, you can, but then people will do this to you.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i say bah humbug to you, sir.
    Look, you cannot just appropriate entertaining slang and stuff your own definition in there.

    I mean, you can, but then people will do this to you.
    cloudman you can be assured I will never stuff definitions into you.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i say bah humbug to you, sir.
    Look, you cannot just appropriate entertaining slang and stuff your own definition in there.

    I mean, you can, but then people will do this to you.
    cloudman you can be assured I will never stuff definitions into you.
    but what if i want you to

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