Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.
In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:
me: Foreplay before sex.
Graves: roofies before rape
me: Also, protection before penetration.
Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
me: Stairlift before that prevention.
Graves: mustache before mugshot
me: Mugshot before DUI.
So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."
But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:
Roofies before sex
Sex before aborted fetus
Aborted fetus be for dinner
So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.
In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:
me: Foreplay before sex.
Graves: roofies before rape
me: Also, protection before penetration.
Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
me: Stairlift before that prevention.
Graves: mustache before mugshot
me: Mugshot before DUI.
So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."
But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:
Roofies before sex
Sex before aborted fetus
Aborted fetus be for dinner
That's absolutely horrible, but you have a point. Dammit.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
Bitches before snitches
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
Khoo before you
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
Khoo before snuu snuu
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But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:
Roofies before sex
Sex before aborted fetus
Aborted fetus be for dinner
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For He demands it.
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That's absolutely horrible, but you have a point. Dammit.
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confusion before disgust
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