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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    No we do it in front of you

    You're just too drunk to notice

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    DON'T YOU TALK TO MY FAQ THAT WAY, YOU CUNTFACED TROLLOP.




    You must talk slower so he can understand you.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    hmmm

    well I am an alcoholic...

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    FAQ wrote: »
    hmmm

    well I am Irish...

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Oh dear.

    There is something very rotten gurgling in my bowels.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    That's not a nice way to talk about wiggin

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Oh dear.

    There is something very rotten gurgling in my bowels.

    I wouldn't trust my farts if I were you.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    bigotry

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    wiggin is more famous on the internet even than you now chicoblue

    you are like one of the least famous people on this page

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    I'm somebody

    I got TWO blogs

    So I don't update either of them big deal

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.

    Quickly! Bite down on this:

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.
    I will hold your hand.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    i will be a canine for you

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    God, is my food ready yet? Awww, yeah, bitches! Noodle time!

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    bongi is not one to beat around the bush.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    Sorry? I can't hear you over how ugly your uniforms are.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Just because it's not as superfancy (read: gay) as yours doesn't make it ugly

    It's a blue suit

    oooooh

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    haha he looks like feris beuller on the day he got into his dads closet

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.

    You could work it into a funny anecdote. One to tell the kids maybe.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them
    those ones look kinda dumb

    who wears the white ones

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    When I was 18 I went to sign up for the Marines. The first thing that I was asked was if I was a dumb ass. I said no but wasn't sure why they asked that. After showing the guy that I could actually do more than one pull up off of that death platform he told me that they needed intelligent people in the Marines. Something about needed to be able to count on sound decisions and capable of understanding many things.

    I went home and got high as hell after that and forgot about the whole thing.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    now i've started googling pictures of various formal uniforms and suits, it's dangerous boner territory

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    bongi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them
    those ones look kinda dumb

    who wears the white ones

    Navy gets dress whites and I don't think anybody else does but I'm not sure

    Dress whites are the best thing

    I watched Officer And A Gentleman last night and god I love Richard Gere in that uniform at the end

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?
    well I mean, I don't.

    not really. I mean, I wouldn't turn away. depending on the people, of course, I mean woman or man, no one wants to see ugly people fuck.

    well, most don't.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?
    well I mean, I don't.

    not really. I mean, I wouldn't turn away. depending on the people, of course, I mean woman or man, no one wants to see ugly people fuck.

    well, most don't.

    I do sometimes enjoy seeing a fat, ugly, old man bone a top model.

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  • tuggatugga how neat is that thats pretty neatRegistered User regular
    tube's facebook is probably blowing up with friend requests

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