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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    yeah, it seemed like you were giving her approval to do that and I was like "what" which is different than "I think it's probably okay!"

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also sdraw, you are totally completely one of the types of dudes i try not to walk by when it is dark and i am by myself on the street.

    and it's not racism, or classism or what have you, it is 'scruffy lookin dude is by himself on a dark street, i am by myself on a dark street, i am going to try and avoid even coming into contact at all.'

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah, it seemed like you were giving her approval to do that and I was like "what" which is different than "I think it's probably okay!"

    yeah that's just me getting tired from having tried to maintain my cool and be nice for the past 60 posts in this thread

    while I am basically boiling with rage the entire time

    I think it is the longest I have ever gone in a political discussion, online or IRL

    without calling someone a cunt

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    also sdraw, you are totally completely one of the types of dudes i try not to walk by when it is dark and i am by myself on the street.

    and it's not racism, or classism or what have you, it is 'scruffy lookin dude is by himself on a dark street, i am by myself on a dark street, i am going to try and avoid even coming into contact at all.'

    it's the beard

    that's beardism

    you conservative bitch

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    also sdraw, you are totally completely one of the types of dudes i try not to walk by when it is dark and i am by myself on the street.

    and it's not racism, or classism or what have you, it is 'scruffy lookin dude is by himself on a dark street, i am by myself on a dark street, i am going to try and avoid even coming into contact at all.'

    it's the beard

    that's beardism

    you conservative bitch

    Well you also smell like so much weed, and you are staring at her leftovers in a pretty threatening manner

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also sdraw, you are totally completely one of the types of dudes i try not to walk by when it is dark and i am by myself on the street.

    and it's not racism, or classism or what have you, it is 'scruffy lookin dude is by himself on a dark street, i am by myself on a dark street, i am going to try and avoid even coming into contact at all.'

    it's the beard

    that's beardism

    you conservative bitch

    Well you also smell like so much weed, and you are staring at her leftovers in a pretty threatening manner

    listen

    i just wanted to look at that burger

    or maybe eat it

    but i was gonna ask first

    or least after three bites

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    see but that is just the thing, you would never attack a woman, and i know that most of the dudes i avoid on the street wouldn't either, it's just being careful. even if a dude is dressed relatively well i am careful. when i had to walk back to my car from the art building late at night in riverside i clutched my pepper spray in my hand and had a knife in my pocket the whole way.

    just gotta be careful when you're a girl, ain't got a thing to do with racism or classism, and i hate that whole 'don't cross the street when you see a black dude in baggy pants/don't clutch your purse in the elevator' shit

    it is a bad world we live in, and being aware and careful goes a long way.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    also sdraw, you are totally completely one of the types of dudes i try not to walk by when it is dark and i am by myself on the street.

    and it's not racism, or classism or what have you, it is 'scruffy lookin dude is by himself on a dark street, i am by myself on a dark street, i am going to try and avoid even coming into contact at all.'

    and the guy on the other side of the street is thinking "oh geez i hope no one kills this pretty girl wandering this dark street alone because they're gonna end up pinning it on me"

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Let's say that Bogey is on one side of the street and FightinFilipino is on the other side of the street and they are both walking towards you. How quickly can you take off your pants?

    i think the question here is
    how fast can i take off carson's pants.

    bel why do you never act on your own lusts

    you can't hide them forever

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    see but that is just the thing, you would never attack a woman, and i know that most of the dudes i avoid on the street wouldn't either, it's just being careful. even if a dude is dressed relatively well i am careful. when i had to walk back to my car from the art building late at night in riverside i clutched my pepper spray in my hand and had a knife in my pocket the whole way.

    just gotta be careful when you're a girl, ain't got a thing to do with racism or classism, and i hate that whole 'don't cross the street when you see a black dude in baggy pants/don't clutch your purse in the elevator' shit

    it is a bad world we live in, and being aware and careful goes a long way.

    well I mean I do know a lot of dudes who get really pissed off when women clutch their purses in elevators

    like to them it feels racially motivated

    an elevator is generally a pretty safe place

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Let's say that Bogey is on one side of the street and FightinFilipino is on the other side of the street and they are both walking towards you. How quickly can you take off your pants?

    i think the question here is
    how fast can i take off carson's pants.

    bel why do you never act on your own lusts

    you can't hide them forever

    i do not hide them! i just point them all at one dude because i am classy

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah where's a dude gonna run to in an elevator

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    see but that is just the thing, you would never attack a woman, and i know that most of the dudes i avoid on the street wouldn't either, it's just being careful. even if a dude is dressed relatively well i am careful. when i had to walk back to my car from the art building late at night in riverside i clutched my pepper spray in my hand and had a knife in my pocket the whole way.

    just gotta be careful when you're a girl, ain't got a thing to do with racism or classism, and i hate that whole 'don't cross the street when you see a black dude in baggy pants/don't clutch your purse in the elevator' shit

    it is a bad world we live in, and being aware and careful goes a long way.

    well I mean I do know a lot of dudes who get really pissed off when women clutch their purses in elevators

    like to them it feels racially motivated

    an elevator is generally a pretty safe place
    no freaking way is an elevator safe. a closed room, no way out, you are alone with a strange dude.

    it is as scary as it gets. there is a button on the wall that stops the damn thing in its place

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    An elevator seems like a pretty lousy place to mug a person. But if there is no security camera it is a great place to murder somebody. Push two, stab the person, push every button going up, then walk down one flight of stairs to the lobby and make your escape.

    This is what I think about every time I get in an elevator

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    I get mad at people when I'm the only one in an elevator and someone else gets in. Like, "god damn it I was here first! get the fuck out of here!"

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    see but that is just the thing, you would never attack a woman, and i know that most of the dudes i avoid on the street wouldn't either, it's just being careful. even if a dude is dressed relatively well i am careful. when i had to walk back to my car from the art building late at night in riverside i clutched my pepper spray in my hand and had a knife in my pocket the whole way.

    just gotta be careful when you're a girl, ain't got a thing to do with racism or classism, and i hate that whole 'don't cross the street when you see a black dude in baggy pants/don't clutch your purse in the elevator' shit

    it is a bad world we live in, and being aware and careful goes a long way.

    well I mean I do know a lot of dudes who get really pissed off when women clutch their purses in elevators

    like to them it feels racially motivated

    an elevator is generally a pretty safe place
    no freaking way is an elevator safe. a closed room, no way out, you are alone with a strange dude.

    it is as scary as it gets. there is a button on the wall that stops the damn thing in its place

    how many muggings actually happen in elevators

    where are they going to run?

    I think it may seem scary but in practice I've never heard of an elevator-related crime

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    plus Merv Griffin is always lurking waiting to kill you

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    I was watching Push and they told this guy he was going to die outside an elevator if they didn't change the future and he's getting out of elevators lookin' all nervous. My friend turns to me and says "man if I were him I'd never go in an elevator ever again"

    I called him crazy, because obviously what you'd do in that situation is live inside the elevator and never ever leave. Outside an elevator is a pretty wide range of places. Also, it didn't specify which elevator. Talk about a dumb prediction.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Escalators, on the other hand, are great for mugging people and terrible for murder.

    Moving sidewalks are bad at both because you only see them at airports these days and they usually have security there

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well, on my campus there were a few rapes in the elevators, also a few muggings on the street outside where i worked, and a rape in the science bathroom

    elevators are terrifying when they don't have cameras

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    they have moving sidewalks at universal studios

    also when you move from the parking garage to o'hare airport

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i think i saw a rape porno once in an elevator

    it was staged because i saw a mic briefly, and it was in the 70's and who cares about people from the 70's

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    well, on my campus there were a few rapes in the elevators, also a few muggings on the street outside where i worked, and a rape in the science bathroom

    elevators are terrifying when they don't have cameras

    jesus

    well I mean i guess if you live in rapecity sure

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    More rape occurs on those special wheelchair elevators than anywhere else

    Prove me wrong

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah there was a big problem for a while, they kept sending out warning e-mails about the shit that was going on, and to be careful, and i think they installed cameras after that? (maybe?)

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well i mean i didn't see it in an elevator myself

    the scene took place in an elevator

    yes

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I saw a porno that was set in an elevator. But it was a glass elevator so I don't think it was rape.

    Wouldn't be very practical

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    well i mean i didn't see it in an elevator myself

    the scene took place in an elevator

    yes

    now I'm picturing you in a giant elevator and a guy, a lady, a camera guy and a dude holding a boom mike walk in

    the man proceeds to get rapin' and you're standing there all, "dang what am I doin' in the seventies"

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am so heading off to bed

    i had better not see any of you assholes on the way all trying to rape me

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    well i mean i didn't see it in an elevator myself

    the scene took place in an elevator

    yes

    now I'm picturing you in a giant elevator and a guy, a lady, a camera guy and a dude holding a boom mike walk in

    the man proceeds to get rapin' and you're standing there all, "dang what am I doin' in the seventies"

    hahahahhaha

    "damnit the 70's why do you always draw me back"

    also can't rape the willing bel

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is it racist that the Japanese have created this game using American media stereotypes of the brutal, backwards areas of Africa? Is it racist that I am willfully calling them backwards? Is it racist that I have merely chocked this game's racism up to the Japanese being a historically racist people, where dehumanization of blacks is common in their media? At what point did this entire argument become absurd, or was it always absurd?

    Goddamnit, people. Wheels within wheels and shit.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i think i saw a rape porno once in an elevator

    it was staged because i saw a mic briefly, and it was in the 70's and who cares about people from the 70's

    when i started reading this page, i immediately thought of this porno. I didn't know what to think when I saw it.

    ohhhh the days of Kazaa

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    racist.jpg

    Edit: I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, despite the spirit of the original comic.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh dear

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that is racist

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh lawd

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    racist.jpg

    Edit: I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, despite the spirit of the original comic.

    Hahahaha

    You're awesome.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    racist.jpg

    Edit: I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, despite the spirit of the original comic.

    I have no authority on the matter

    but I am completely okay with this

    Backwards will probably yell at you for an hour about racism and social responsibility though

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    actually, if Backwards has any sense of humor whatsoever, he'd find it funny.

    i giggled. it's being intentionally ironic.


    i also have to point out this little tidbit from the N'gai Croal interview tho, too.
    The point isn’t that you can’t have black zombies. There was a lot of imagery in that trailer that dovetailed with classic racist imagery. What was not funny, but sort of interesting, was that there were so many gamers who could not at all see it. Like literally couldn’t see it. So how could you have a conversation with people who don’t understand what you’re talking about and think that you’re sort of seeing race where nothing exists?

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    AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    well, on my campus there were a few rapes in the elevators, also a few muggings on the street outside where i worked, and a rape in the science bathroom

    elevators are terrifying when they don't have cameras

    jesus

    well I mean i guess if you live in rapecity sure

    85 year old woman mugged in elevator by black man

    One piece of evidence from 8 months ago is all you need to know that black men cannot be trusted in elevators with old, white ladies.

    Thats racist!

    God I miss Wondershowzen..

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