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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

    Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?

    Forget Road Trip or Sex Drive and all that shit

    Coming next Autumn

    SABS AND THE SEX TIME MACHINE

    Based off a short story by Heinlein

    Edcrab on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Fucking hell if you view ladies as objects with which to get back at other men, like i dunno, equivalent to slashing their tires or whatnot, then you are a fucking misogynist.

    And you want to talk about personal fucking responsibility? How about the personal responsibility of knowing that when two people are in a relationship you might have the intelligence to keep your dick in your pants and not in the cheating lady who is eschewing her responsibility by fucking cheating? When you say "Oh it's not my fault what am I supposed to do when a naked lady walked into my room and asks for it" you could display your OWN self-control. What am I supposed to do when a naked dude walks into my room and asks for it? Shit. I say no, no matter how goddamn horny I am. The idea that men just caaaan't controool themselves is a bullshit stereotype, because they can. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.

    [/sane, intelligent, rational human being]

    Fixed.

    Inquisitor on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.

    One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.


    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(

    Probably because you guys treated sleeping with her as some kind of prize. :P

    Queue Jasmine: "I am not a prize to be won!"

    We've actually all been friends since the beginning of college so it really wasn't as weird as it sounds. She thought it was funny.

    I spent all night giving her crap: "____, can we spoon? Just for a second? I won't get excited, I promise.", "Do you remember that time I passed out on your couch freshman year? This is like that except when you wake up in the morning I'll be nibbling your ear instead of throwing up on your floor.", etc.

    Gooey on
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I've been pillow-barriered too, by a guy.

    Apparently I climb over pillow barriers in my sleep, and fuck the guy right in his puckered asshole, like nothing.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Couches really aren't that bad to sleep on, in fact I kinda prefer them to beds (though to be fair one time I managed to fall asleep on a concrete floor at work). They give you more back support usually. Hell floors aren't so bad so long as you've got a pillow and sleeping bag.

    Leitner on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    We've actually all been friends since the beginning of college so it really wasn't as weird as it sounds. She thought it was funny.

    I spent all night giving her crap: "____, can we spoon? Just for a second? I won't get excited, I promise.", "Do you remember that time I passed out on your couch freshman year? This is like that except when you wake up in the morning I'll be nibbling your ear instead of throwing up in your floor.", etc.

    Haha, awesome.

    Inquisitor on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I've been pillow-barriered too, by a guy.

    Apparently I climb over pillow barriers in my sleep, and fuck the guy right in his puckered asshole, like nothing.

    Well I just love people.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I've been pillow-barriered too, by a guy.

    Apparently I climb over pillow barriers in my sleep like nothing.

    I thought I wast he only one

    Casual Eddy on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How do you throw up in a floor?

    "What are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.

    One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.


    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(
    you fucked her right

    MikeMan on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How do you throw up in a floor?

    "What are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."

    apparently you dont throw up hard enough

    Gooey on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

    Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?

    Forget Road Trip or Sex Drive and all that shit

    Coming next Autumn

    SABS AND THE SEX TIME MACHINE

    Based off a short story by Heinlein

    Tagline: I am my own father whaaaaaaaaat????

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    How do you throw up in a floor?

    "What are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."

    apparently you dont throw up hard enough

    I don't throw up period.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm bleeding from my vagina! I have cramps! I'm fat! He punched me last night but it's okay, I deserve it for burning the roast! Wahhhh!

    I'm sorry, that's all I could take away from your post.

    JustinSane07 on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Eddy would have pillow barriered me....

    D:

    Jokerman on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:
    Get a pet dog/rabbit/pigeon

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I haven't spooned in... oh god it's been too long.

    :(

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

    Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?

    Forget Road Trip or Sex Drive and all that shit

    Coming next Autumn

    SABS AND THE SEX TIME MACHINE

    Based off a short story by Heinlein

    Tagline: I am my own father whaaaaaaaaat????

    The trailer will include a record wipe sound-effect just after the moment that the guy says

    "Holy fuck guys I fucked my mom... AND MY MOM WAS ME TOO"


    Although Heinlein's obsession with fathering yourself aside a flick dealing with time travelling for sex could be a pretty great [strike]porno[/strike] dumbass comedy film.

    Edcrab on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.

    Organichu on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.

    enderwiggin13 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm spooning you all, in my head.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:
    Get a pet dog/rabbit/pigeon
    how do you spoon a pigeon

    that sounds uncomfortable

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    Obviously the answer is to get sloppy drunk with a room of strangers

    then all your dreams will come true....

    nexuscrawler on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WHAT IS LOVE

    baby don't hurt me
    don't hurt me
    no more

    unce unce unce-unce

    MikeMan on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
    You STROKE and you NUZZLE

    it's not rocket surgery

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.

    I sleep with one arm under my head so I don't have that problem.

    Gooey on
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    I'm not driving all the way out there. Settle with the dog:

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    Better looking than anything else you've slept with.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:
    Get a pet dog/rabbit/pigeon
    how do you spoon a pigeon

    that sounds uncomfortable
    Plenty o pecking and feathers.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    Obviously the answer is to get sloppy drunk with a room of strangers

    then all your dreams will come true....
    GODDAMN ANTIBIOTICS

    MAGIC COULD HAVE HAPPENED

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Ugh, spooning is a terrible story that I keep wanting to not remember. And now my damn fever is back.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    duh

    when you spoon you immediately grab a boob and go "HONK!" really loudly

    MikeMan on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I love dogs.

    photos-2dfunny-2d31.jpg

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
    You STROKE and you NUZZLE

    it's not rocket surgery

    Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.

    enderwiggin13 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    I'm not driving all the way out there. Settle with the dog:

    2153560882_e6c595352f.jpg

    Better looking than anything else you've slept with.
    awwwwwwwww awwww awwwwwww awwwwww

    he's like a living breathing pillow awwwwwww

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?
    I don't typically sleep with my male friends. Definitely haven't with my female friends.

    Bama on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    with my body pillow :cry:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    Obviously the answer is to get sloppy drunk with a room of strangers

    then all your dreams will come true....
    GODDAMN ANTIBIOTICS

    MAGIC COULD HAVE HAPPENED
    NEXUSORGY '09

    MikeMan on
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