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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I haven't spooned in... oh god it's been too long.

    :(

    Me to the rescue! :winky:

    Wait, how old are you again?

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?

    Does anyone remember that one guy from a while back who insisted there was no such thing as a platonic relationship, and that one or both parties will always harbour romantic/sexual intent, even if they don't act on it?

    I loved that revelation because it meant there are three or four women out there who secretly want to sleep with me, did wonders for my ego

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And now she is gone.

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  • CorvusCorvus Caw? VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How do you throw up in a floor?

    "What are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."

    Heating vent?

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    Spoiler:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.

    Maybe this is why Elldren likes amputees

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    Spoiler:

    If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
    I'm waiting for them to start walking in!

    Obviously the answer is to get sloppy drunk with a room of strangers

    then all your dreams will come true....
    GODDAMN ANTIBIOTICS

    MAGIC COULD HAVE HAPPENED

    I got so molested that night

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Corvus wrote: »
    How do you throw up in a floor?

    "What are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."

    Heating vent?

    That would smell.

    So awful.

    For -ever-.

    EDIT: When I spoon, I am usually the big spoon (always) and I tend to put the one arm (over) around them, and the (under) arm just gets stuffed beneath their pillow.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey guys is it weird that I like being the small spoon?

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?

    I have female friends, just none that I've platonically slept with.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?
    I don't typically sleep with my male friends. Definitely haven't with my female friends.
    When you go to a party and need to crash at a friends I'd much rather share a double bed and risk the onset of homosexuality than sleep on the couch.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    Spoiler:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
    You STROKE and you NUZZLE

    it's not rocket surgery

    Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
    You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed

    and then you tickle her a little

    oh my i'm getting a little excited woo

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey guys is it weird that I like being the small spoon?
    dude ur gay

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"

    "If you're ready, I'm willing"

    I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I actually enjoy sleeping on the floor from time to time so I generally don't share a bed when I crash at places.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    Spoiler:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
    You STROKE and you NUZZLE

    it's not rocket surgery

    Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
    You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed

    and then you tickle her a little

    oh my i'm getting a little excited woo
    this assumes she doesn't chew it off

    what then punk

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    technically the body hair committed rape not me

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    I only started to gain female friends in University.

    The girls in my highschool, before college, were all very very bitchy and self involved, and not one of them had been nice to my friends so to hell with me being friends with them.

    Then in college I had one or two but we never actually went and did friend things together, just talked when we were in school. I have only gone and done friend things with girls in when in University, and I actually regret that, because I do wish I had more female friends.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    this assumes she doesn't chew it off

    what then punk
    Then you shouldn't have been spooning with a tazmanian devil

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    funky man can you eat your own hands

    let's eat our own hands

    "okay, give me a minute"

    "give me a minute to eat my own hands"

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"

    "If you're ready, I'm willing"

    I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."

    I AM PLANNING A CAMPING TRIP RIGHT NOW.

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  • enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also spooning

    I love spooning

    I will spoon day and night
    Spoiler:

    Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
    You STROKE and you NUZZLE

    it's not rocket surgery

    Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
    You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed

    and then you tickle her a little

    oh my i'm getting a little excited woo

    Well yeah that works for 15-20 minutes and then the arm falls asleep.

    Only problem with the "only having one arm" thing is that you could only spoon in one direction.

    Spoiler:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    You like hair eh?

    :winky:

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    technically the body hair committed rape not me
    my eyes did feel violated

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bloodsport

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    You like hair eh?

    :winky:
    YEAH SON

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    bloodsport
    isn't that the van damme movie

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    bloodsport
    Universal Soldier

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I actually enjoy sleeping on the floor from time to time so I generally don't share a bed when I crash at places.

    :^:

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?
    I don't typically sleep with my male friends. Definitely haven't with my female friends.
    When you go to a party and need to crash at a friends I'd much rather share a double bed and risk the onset of homosexuality than sleep on the couch.
    Which is more uncomfortable, sleeping on a couch or a dick in the butt?

    You're playing with fire, Mojo.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    STOP! THIS IS TIME POLICE!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    That was the funny part. I deliberately slept on the floor to avoid sharing a bed with anyone. But stupid drunk idiot-girl has to keep poking and prodding and dragging me around when I'm trying to sleep until she arranges me in some sort of spooning position, at which point she finally let me go to sleep. Next day I find out she thought I was someone else and now I refuse to sleep in the same room as anyone else, ever.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I got so molested that night
    What can I say your hairy striptease is so appealing

    You like hair eh?

    :winky:
    YEAH SON

    I'm rubbing my belly hair right now just for you.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    bloodsport
    isn't that the best movie ever, which stars van damme

    yes

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
    You have no female friends?
    I don't typically sleep with my male friends. Definitely haven't with my female friends.
    When you go to a party and need to crash at a friends I'd much rather share a double bed and risk the onset of homosexuality than sleep on the couch.
    Which is more uncomfortable, sleeping on a couch or a dick in the butt?

    You're playing with fire, Mojo.

    And this fire will go straight to burning your ring!

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"

    "If you're ready, I'm willing"

    I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."

    I AM PLANNING A CAMPING TRIP RIGHT NOW.

    We did not have sex.

    We were too big for the zipper to close so we put her sleeping bag kindof over mine. I woke up the next morning outside both sleeping bags, freezing my ass off, her sweating from being inside 2 sleeping bags instead of one.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am just going to ditch class today and play SFIV.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh dear, there's a mumps breakout in the attractive third years. It's going to be an ugly time for physics.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh dear, there's a mumps breakout in the attractive third years. It's going to be an ugly time for physics.

    I wasn't allowed to go into class when I had the deranged hamster disease.

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