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[Chat]Ball II: Chat Harder

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    So I'm not sure who gets today's golden facepalm award: "Finely honed rape skill" or "I'm not a misogynist! I love bitches!"

    im voting for the second one.

    I didn't see the second one. :/
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=9053274&postcount=1218

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    So I'm not sure who gets today's golden facepalm award: "Finely honed rape skill" or "I'm not a misogynist! I love bitches!"

    im voting for the second one.

    I didn't see the second one. :/
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=9053274&postcount=1218
    Logic indeed.

    Psn:wazukki
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But yea, today has served as a reminder of why we have representative government and due process of law.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can I get a link to the finely honed rape skill post?

    sig.gif
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't understand why the guy that posted the story got infracted. He wasn't inciting the riot, Logic was. Dark.Warrior or whatever also condoned the actions. The guy that posted the story was just adding something horrible to a thread about horrible things.

    But whatever, I'm not a mod.

    Also, Eye For An Eye thread rocks.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I'm here watching my niece while my sister inlaw is at the store, door rings, and two hot girls my age are there, asking if my sister inlaw is here.

    No she's at the store.

    Oh well we just wanted to do give her this new copy of the watch tower

    Freaking crap Jehovas Witnesses, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SEND YOUR TWO HOTTEST MEMBERS AND TEMPT ME LIKE THIS?

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can I get a link to the finely honed rape skill post?
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=9055735&postcount=43

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's how they get you.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's not about tempting you, it's about tempting them.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, PAX Pre-Registration is open.

    Should I go?

    Are you going?

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    It's not about tempting you, it's about tempting them.

    Its about BOTH

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama is on top of the terrible posts today... links and errythin'

    Psn:wazukki
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    It's not about tempting you, it's about tempting them.

    I mean, I guess if you want to run the risk of not having a birthday party ever again go for it.

    It's the worst when that couple that usually does it brings their little snot nosed kid around and go "See if you were a JW your kid could be as well behaved as ours."

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hmm. It's raining.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    It's not about tempting you, it's about tempting them.

    I mean, I guess if you want to run the risk of not having a birthday party ever again go for it.

    It's the worst when that couple that usually does it brings their little snot nosed kid around and go "See if you were a JW your kid could be as well behaved as ours."
    Maybe you're misunderstanding me. I'm not saying he should become a JW. I'm saying those girls should un-become JWs.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I agree.

    He's just going to have to be very convincing. And by convincing I mean treat them like the bitches they are. MIRITE?!

    Yeah but what the fuck is up with WT, have you guys ever thumbed through it for the hell of it?

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bear is driving car

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    bear is driving car
    how can this be?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. It's raining.
    MikeMan wrote: »
    bear is driving car
    Bama wrote: »
    how can this be?
    Feels like... hope.

    Psn:wazukki
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I hate picking part upgrades.

    I think rationally about it, and decide I can get something nice, mid-range, and sensible for a reasonable amount of money. Then I realise that it's only like £10 more to go up a model. And if I'm going to do that I might as well step up two models for only a little bit more. And then I can get that upgrade for just a little bit more still.

    I have poor impulse control.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I hate picking part upgrades.
    The important thing to remember is that if you go too big then it's a real bitch to buy pants.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I hate picking part upgrades.
    The important thing to remember is that if you go too big then it's a real bitch to buy pants.

    I'm sure I can find a tailor willing to stitch in an extra leg.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I hate picking part upgrades.

    I think rationally about it, and decide I can get something nice, mid-range, and sensible for a reasonable amount of money. Then I realise that it's only like £10 more to go up a model. And if I'm going to do that I might as well step up two models for only a little bit more. And then I can get that upgrade for just a little bit more still.

    I have poor impulse control.
    I start out looking at a cat with one tail, maybe two, but I end up buying one with nine.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Corvus wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    I think it was in the horrible thread. I couldn't stay there for long.

    Yes. Speaking of things that need to be dipped in acid...

    That thread is now on the list of threads that will never be repeated.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Deke Convention: was Horrible Things Thread


    I cheated on my girlfriend with a hooker, brosefs. Gooooo Giants

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Corvus wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    I think it was in the horrible thread. I couldn't stay there for long.

    Yes. Speaking of things that need to be dipped in acid...

    That thread is now on the list of threads that will never be repeated.

    you keep a record!

    gasp, can i see?

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i don't see what's so wrong with watching a girl get raped

    y'all are prudes, it was COLLEGE BABY ANYTHING GOES WOOHOOOO

    /beerbong

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Psn:wazukki
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grrr. Reviews are unhelpful because they all harp on about how the MSRP is twice as high as it should be relative to the competition, when in practice nobody pays any attention to the MSRP and sells them for pretty much the same price.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i don't see what's so wrong with watching a girl get raped

    y'all are prudes, it was COLLEGE BABY ANYTHING GOES WOOHOOOO

    /beerbong

    what do you have against beerbongs man!

    next you are gonna tell me you shouldn't haze pledges by keeping them in the basement mostly naked for hours standing in a pool of water and force them to drink enough that they get water poisoning and die.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Thats the 2nd thing that tempted me, most of you know I'm LDS, and man, if theres one thing I couldnt get enough of on my mission, it was throwing down with JW's.

    I would especially like to use the part in the back of their bible that says "If someone proves their religion is right, you must join it" which they then try to use that to convince people to join theirs, I like using it against them...

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Grrr. Reviews are unhelpful because they all harp on about how the MSRP is twice as high as it should be relative to the competition, when in practice nobody pays any attention to the MSRP and sells them for pretty much the same price.
    I wonder how often the MSRP is a number made so things look like a bargain.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've decided that Burger King commercial for the Angry Whopper is cruel and unusual punishment because they show the onion being tortured.

    And onions can feel pain.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i don't see what's so wrong with watching a girl get raped

    y'all are prudes, it was COLLEGE BABY ANYTHING GOES WOOHOOOO

    /beerbong

    what do you have against beerbongs man!

    next you are gonna tell me you shouldn't haze pledges by keeping them in the basement mostly naked for hours standing in a pool of water and force them to drink enough that they get water poisoning and die.
    IT'S WATER YOU DUMASS ITS NOT GOING TO HURT THEM

    GROW A BRAIN U MORAN







    COLLEGE BABY ANYTHING GOES WOOHOOOO!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Thats the 2nd thing that tempted me, most of you know I'm LDS, and man, if theres one thing I couldnt get enough of on my mission, it was throwing down with JW's.

    I would especially like to use the part in the back of their bible that says "If someone proves their religion is right, you must join it" they try to use that to convince people to join theirs, I like using it against them...

    But if you prove your religion is right then they have to join it but then once they've joined they would no longer be compelled to be a member of it...

    Psn:wazukki
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I once had sex with 4 girls at once.

    It was cool though since they were on drugs so they didn't know what was happening.

    made about 100 bucks selling the tape of it too

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I once had sex with 4 girls at once.

    It was cool though since they were on drugs so they didn't know what was happening.

    made about 100 bucks selling the tape of it too

    win/win

    Psn:wazukki
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Thats the 2nd thing that tempted me, most of you know I'm LDS, and man, if theres one thing I couldnt get enough of on my mission, it was throwing down with JW's.

    I would especially like to use the part in the back of their bible that says "If someone proves their religion is right, you must join it" which they then try to use that to convince people to join theirs, I like using it against them...
    One of my few pleasures in college was jumping in on a debate between two religious people over which religion was stupider. It was fun to jump in on both sides.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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