YO DAWG WE PUT FAT IN YO EAT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YO FAT

Dr.Funkenstein · February 2009

Sounds great though

Ness445 · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

That fat chicken thing is two feet long. It is a full meal for 4 people. Bread bun, mozarella cheese, chicken, chips, more cheese, and tomato sauce. Any man or woman who is capable of eating one of those in its entirety by themselves in one sitting should be executed.

executed by steak stick?

Antimatter · February 2009

Seriously, Pizza in a cone. That is just odd.

chrishallett83 · February 2009

Seperately, yes. 6 inch chicken cheese sub with tomato sauce = yum. small serving of baked chips? Yum.

4 times as much of it with fried chips all put together?

I think there is a commandment against it or something...

Have people forgotten how to stop eating?

I can eat a lot, I'm a reasonably big guy and I work a lot of hours, and hard. But I would be lucky to finish two thirds of that. And probably in a fair amount of pain.

BigBear · February 2009

Heh, on my first day at UMass Lowell, I think the day before classes started, one of my friends' roommates challenged me to an eating contest, to see who could finish a whole Fat Chicken faster. I lost. Later that night, I heard he took a massive shit.

Dr.Funkenstein · February 2009

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

BigBear · February 2009

Haha, MrMonroe, are you upset because no one's made a dong joke about the Steak Stick yet?

MrMonroe · February 2009

BigBear wrote: »

Heh, on my first day at UMass Lowell, I think the day before classes started, one of my friends' roommates challenged me to an eating contest, to see who could finish a whole Fat Chicken faster. I lost. Later that night, I heard he took a massive shit.

Are they still talking about closing the Lowell campus? There was a big hullabaloo around here a few years back when it was first mentioned because nobody thought it was reasonable to expect Amherst to absorb another several thousand seasonal residents overnight.

(it's not reasonable)

and edit no, I'm not upset I just think it's ridiculous to say it looks like a "torpedo" when clearly the first thing in everyone's mind when they see that thing is "PEENOR!"

Dislexic · February 2009

good lord, I hate half a philly cheese steak from publix today, and I was stuffed. Looking at this thread, literally makes my chest feel tight.

Butler · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

That fat chicken thing is two feet long. It is a full meal for 4 people. Bread bun, mozarella cheese, chicken, chips, more cheese, and tomato sauce. Any man or woman who is capable of eating one of those in its entirety by themselves in one sitting should be executed.

Yeah, but if like you said you split it between four people, that's only $3 per person. As long as the food itself is at least average quality that's the best value you can get outside of eating at a homeless shelter.

chrishallett83 · February 2009

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

Except for all the cholesterol.

Baked taste better anyway.

PiptheFair · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

Except for all the cholesterol.

Baked taste better anyway.

gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

MrMonroe · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

Except for all the cholesterol.

Baked taste better anyway.

I assume you are talking about potatoes, you filthy redbacks, and yes, homefries is the shit.

BigBear · February 2009

No, I haven't heard anything about UMass Lowell closing. They did, however, just get a bunch of grants from the National Science Foundation to build a new Nanotechnology center, but students are kinda pissed about it right now because additional costs might drive up tuition and student fees about an extra 1500 bucks.

chrishallett83 · February 2009

PiptheFair wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

Except for all the cholesterol.

Baked taste better anyway.

gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

Gonna go ahead and say no, actually, perhaps you don't understand how frying works. Frying a porous substance like julienned potatoe in fat causes some of the fat to be absorbed into the potatoe. Which doesn't happen if you bake them. Unless you spray fat all over them before you put them into the oven, in which case why bother.

PiptheFair · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with fried chips

Except for all the cholesterol.

Baked taste better anyway.

gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

Gonna go ahead and say no, actually, perhaps you don't understand how frying works. Frying a porous substance like julienned potatoe in fat causes some of the fat to be absorbed into the potatoe. Which doesn't happen if you bake them. Unless you spray fat all over them before you put them into the oven, in which case why bother.

A) only small amounts of fat are absorbed and only if the oil is too cool
B) unless you are frying in animal fat, which mcdonalds is the only restaurant does anymore, you are not getting cholesterol

please talk out of your ass more

oh, and also, in order for potatoes to get crispy it is necessary to put some fat on

PiptheFair · February 2009

and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

chrishallett83 · February 2009

Oh shit I work at McDonalds on the night shift.

We use vegetable oil. And guess what? Every couple of hours, we have to top up the fryer vats with more oil. I wonder where the oil that was in there went?

Also, are you seriously trying to claim that animal fats are the only source of cholesterol?

Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

#pipe · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

no he's right

Dr.Funkenstein · February 2009

Actually no fat does equal flavor

Thats why good steaks have a decent amount of fat on it

chrishallett83 · February 2009

So adding fat to a glass of chocolate milk would make it taste better?

PiptheFair · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Oh shit I work at McDonalds on the night shift.

We use vegetable oil. And guess what? Every couple of hours, we have to top up the fryer vats with more oil. I wonder where the oil that was in there went?

Also, are you seriously trying to claim that animal fats are the only source of cholesterol?

Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

keep going

your wrongness fuels me

PiptheFair · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

do you know what makes chocolate?

cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

1 of these is fat

chrishallett83 · February 2009

Exactly how am I wrong on any of that?

gurusloth · February 2009

PiptheFair wrote: »

and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

if this is true, then I AM DELICIOUS

chrishallett83 · February 2009

PiptheFair wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

do you know what makes chocolate?

cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

1 of these is fat

1 of those is a product processed form a bean oil. It contains natural fats, but it is not something you would fry chips in.

PiptheFair · February 2009

my erection is fucking enormous right now fyi

chrishallett83 · February 2009

Pip stop bragging...

#pipe · February 2009

PiptheFair wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

do you know what makes chocolate?

cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

1 of these is fat

BETTER YET!

Milk is water and fat

PiptheFair · February 2009

#pipe wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

do you know what makes chocolate?

cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

1 of these is fat

BETTER YET!

Milk is water and fat

dude he works the fryer in mcdonalds he knows his stuff

chrishallett83 · February 2009

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholesterol

gurusloth · February 2009

shit he posted a link to Wikipedia

argument over

PiptheFair · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholesterol

Animal fats are complex mixtures of triglycerides, with lesser amounts of phospholipids and cholesterol. Consequently all foods containing animal fat contain cholesterol to varying extents.[8] Major dietary sources of cholesterol include cheese, egg yolks, beef, pork, poultry, and shrimp.[9] Human breast milk also contains significant quantities of cholesterol.[10] Cholesterol is not present in plant based food sources unless it has been added during the food's preparation.[9] However, plant products such as flax seeds and peanuts contain healthy cholesterol-like compounds called phytosterols, which are suggested to help lower serum cholesterol levels.[11]

thanks, we're done here

#pipe · February 2009

chrishallett83 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholesterol

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

PiptheFair · February 2009

phew guys, I need a smoke now

Darth Waiter · February 2009

gurusloth wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

if this is true, then I AM DELICIOUS

Dear God, my sides are killing me; well done, sir.

MrMonroe · February 2009

Angry Pip is the sexiest Pip.

And fat definitely does equal flavor.

PiptheFair · February 2009

internet tip

linking to something that you have not actually read is a bad idea

Butters · February 2009

MrMonroe wrote: »

Angry Pip is the only Pip.

chrishallett83 · February 2009

I did read it. Nevertheless, I have proven my own stupididty once again.

Enjoy your smoke.

Penny Arcade

YO DAWG WE PUT FAT IN YO EAT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YO FAT

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