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YO DAWG WE PUT FAT IN YO EAT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YO FAT

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sounds great though

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That fat chicken thing is two feet long. It is a full meal for 4 people. Bread bun, mozarella cheese, chicken, chips, more cheese, and tomato sauce. Any man or woman who is capable of eating one of those in its entirety by themselves in one sitting should be executed.
    executed by steak stick?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously, Pizza in a cone. That is just odd.

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seperately, yes. 6 inch chicken cheese sub with tomato sauce = yum. small serving of baked chips? Yum.

    4 times as much of it with fried chips all put together?

    I think there is a commandment against it or something...

    Have people forgotten how to stop eating?

    I can eat a lot, I'm a reasonably big guy and I work a lot of hours, and hard. But I would be lucky to finish two thirds of that. And probably in a fair amount of pain.

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  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Heh, on my first day at UMass Lowell, I think the day before classes started, one of my friends' roommates challenged me to an eating contest, to see who could finish a whole Fat Chicken faster. I lost. Later that night, I heard he took a massive shit.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

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  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Haha, MrMonroe, are you upset because no one's made a dong joke about the Steak Stick yet?

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BigBear wrote: »
    Heh, on my first day at UMass Lowell, I think the day before classes started, one of my friends' roommates challenged me to an eating contest, to see who could finish a whole Fat Chicken faster. I lost. Later that night, I heard he took a massive shit.

    Are they still talking about closing the Lowell campus? There was a big hullabaloo around here a few years back when it was first mentioned because nobody thought it was reasonable to expect Amherst to absorb another several thousand seasonal residents overnight.

    (it's not reasonable)

    and edit no, I'm not upset I just think it's ridiculous to say it looks like a "torpedo" when clearly the first thing in everyone's mind when they see that thing is "PEENOR!"

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2009
    good lord, I hate half a philly cheese steak from publix today, and I was stuffed. Looking at this thread, literally makes my chest feel tight.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That fat chicken thing is two feet long. It is a full meal for 4 people. Bread bun, mozarella cheese, chicken, chips, more cheese, and tomato sauce. Any man or woman who is capable of eating one of those in its entirety by themselves in one sitting should be executed.

    Yeah, but if like you said you split it between four people, that's only $3 per person. As long as the food itself is at least average quality that's the best value you can get outside of eating at a homeless shelter.

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

    Except for all the cholesterol.

    Baked taste better anyway.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

    Except for all the cholesterol.

    Baked taste better anyway.

    gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

    Except for all the cholesterol.

    Baked taste better anyway.

    I assume you are talking about potatoes, you filthy redbacks, and yes, homefries is the shit.

  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No, I haven't heard anything about UMass Lowell closing. They did, however, just get a bunch of grants from the National Science Foundation to build a new Nanotechnology center, but students are kinda pissed about it right now because additional costs might drive up tuition and student fees about an extra 1500 bucks.

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

    Except for all the cholesterol.

    Baked taste better anyway.

    gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

    Gonna go ahead and say no, actually, perhaps you don't understand how frying works. Frying a porous substance like julienned potatoe in fat causes some of the fat to be absorbed into the potatoe. Which doesn't happen if you bake them. Unless you spray fat all over them before you put them into the oven, in which case why bother.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    There's nothing wrong with fried chips

    Except for all the cholesterol.

    Baked taste better anyway.

    gonna go ahead and say you are dumb and don't actually understand how frying works

    Gonna go ahead and say no, actually, perhaps you don't understand how frying works. Frying a porous substance like julienned potatoe in fat causes some of the fat to be absorbed into the potatoe. Which doesn't happen if you bake them. Unless you spray fat all over them before you put them into the oven, in which case why bother.

    A) only small amounts of fat are absorbed and only if the oil is too cool
    B) unless you are frying in animal fat, which mcdonalds is the only restaurant does anymore, you are not getting cholesterol

    please talk out of your ass more

    oh, and also, in order for potatoes to get crispy it is necessary to put some fat on

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit I work at McDonalds on the night shift.

    We use vegetable oil. And guess what? Every couple of hours, we have to top up the fryer vats with more oil. I wonder where the oil that was in there went?

    Also, are you seriously trying to claim that animal fats are the only source of cholesterol?

    Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

    no he's right

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Actually no fat does equal flavor

    Thats why good steaks have a decent amount of fat on it

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So adding fat to a glass of chocolate milk would make it taste better?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit I work at McDonalds on the night shift.

    We use vegetable oil. And guess what? Every couple of hours, we have to top up the fryer vats with more oil. I wonder where the oil that was in there went?

    Also, are you seriously trying to claim that animal fats are the only source of cholesterol?

    Fat equals flavour? Are you some sort of super idiot?

    keep going

    your wrongness fuels me

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

    do you know what makes chocolate?

    cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

    1 of these is fat

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Exactly how am I wrong on any of that?

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

    if this is true, then I AM DELICIOUS

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

    do you know what makes chocolate?

    cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

    1 of these is fat

    1 of those is a product processed form a bean oil. It contains natural fats, but it is not something you would fry chips in.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my erection is fucking enormous right now fyi

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pip stop bragging...

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

    do you know what makes chocolate?

    cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

    1 of these is fat

    BETTER YET!

    Milk is water and fat

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So adding fat to a glass of chocolate would make it taste better?

    do you know what makes chocolate?

    cocoa butter, sugar and cocoa powder

    1 of these is fat

    BETTER YET!

    Milk is water and fat

    dude he works the fryer in mcdonalds he knows his stuff

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    shit he posted a link to Wikipedia

    argument over

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Animal fats are complex mixtures of triglycerides, with lesser amounts of phospholipids and cholesterol. Consequently all foods containing animal fat contain cholesterol to varying extents.[8] Major dietary sources of cholesterol include cheese, egg yolks, beef, pork, poultry, and shrimp.[9] Human breast milk also contains significant quantities of cholesterol.[10] Cholesterol is not present in plant based food sources unless it has been added during the food's preparation.[9] However, plant products such as flax seeds and peanuts contain healthy cholesterol-like compounds called phytosterols, which are suggested to help lower serum cholesterol levels.[11]

    thanks, we're done here

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    phew guys, I need a smoke now

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gurusloth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    and in culinary terms, fat equals flavor

    if this is true, then I AM DELICIOUS

    Dear God, my sides are killing me; well done, sir.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Angry Pip is the sexiest Pip.

    And fat definitely does equal flavor.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    internet tip

    linking to something that you have not actually read is a bad idea

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Angry Pip is the only Pip.

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I did read it. Nevertheless, I have proven my own stupididty once again.

    Enjoy your smoke.

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