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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    In general, cereal commercials fall into two categories:

    1. Cereal Larceny, in which children are often depicted as stealing cereal for no good goddamn reason
    2. Adults Are So Dumb, in which adults question a child's choice of breakfast foods in an often exaggerated manner that depicts adults as "lame."

    "Sweety, why do you want Sugar Coated AIDS Clusters of Crack for breakfast?"

    "Oh mom, you just don't get it."

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    wait they make those

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Toucan Sam is the best Cereal mascot ever.

    He's got a rainbow beak

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's a fancy way of saying he's got a gay beak.

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  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Toucan Sam is the best Cereal mascot ever.

    He's got a rainbow beak

    so do i

    :winky:

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  • MightyMighty Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, my dad is on an anti-good cereal rampage,
    anything that isn't all-bran or Raisin bran or Colon Blow wont fly.

    he even gets all pissy when i purchase special K with stawberries (hey its really fuckin good.)

    Im all "WTF man, you dont even EAT cereal"

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • HompHomp Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Mighty wrote: »
    Man, my dad is on an anti-good cereal rampage,
    anything that isn't all-bran or Raisin bran or Colon Blow wont fly.

    he even gets all pissy when i purchase special K with stawberries (hey its really fuckin good.)

    Im all "WTF man, you dont even EAT cereal"

    There's a cereal called Colon Blow?

    Awesome.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you stick it to that stiffly stifferson dad of yours

  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Homp wrote: »
    There's a cereal called Colon Blow?

    Awesome.

    don't watch much SNL i guess, homp

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    God, why would he?

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  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    God, why would he?

    well

    it was good like 15 years ago

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    KIX 4 LYFE.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Figure it's gotta turn back around eventually?

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  • HompHomp Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    don't watch much SNL i guess, homp

    Not anymore, and I haven't watched a lot of the older stuff.

    I've seen quite a few of the Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, etc. era, but other than that not really.

    I heard it kinda blows now.

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  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    no

    now it's about on par with Mad TV and is getting worse

    they should have ended it a long time ago

    same with the simpsons

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i never could watch madtv because i've always seen it as the poor man's SNL

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    no

    now it's about on par with Mad TV and is getting worse

    they should have ended it a long time ago

    same with the simpsons

    You son of a bitch

    you take that second one back right now

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Homp wrote: »
    Not anymore, and I haven't watched a lot of the older stuff.

    I've seen quite a few of the Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, etc. era, but other than that not really.

    I heard it kinda blows now.

    thats when it started going downhill

    the phil hartman era was the greatest though

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They should've never fired Norm from Weekend Update.

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  • HompHomp Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    no

    now it's about on par with Mad TV and is getting worse

    they should have ended it a long time ago

    same with the simpsons

    Isn't Dick in a Box a new skit? Or am I just that out of touch?

    Also, fuck MADTv. Fuck it right in the face.

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  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You son of a bitch

    you take that second one back right now

    as much as i love the simpsons

    its been so bad

    each episode starts with about 2 minutes of something that is only there to lead them to some crazy stupid scenario, all to get to the famous star-of-the-week

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Homp wrote: »
    Isn't Dick in a Box a new skit? Or am I just that out of touch?

    Also, fuck MADTv. Fuck it right in the face.

    Occasionlly they have these good digital shorts which aren't live

    such as Lazy Sunday or Dick in a Box

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    my favourite episode of the simpsons is the alien one

    it was so fantastic

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    my favourite episode of the simpsons is the alien one

    it was so fantastic

    which alien one

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • HompHomp Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Occasionlly they have these good digital shorts which aren't live

    such as Lazy Sunday or Dick in a Box

    Ah. Well now I know.

    And knowing is half the battle. Or something.


    Also, every older Treehouse of Horror still cracks my shit up. I mean it, every shit has a huge crack in it, after I watch one.
    Course, I guess that was back when the Simpsons was a real show.

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  • CoreCore Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I tried making my own Cookie Crisp once when I was desperate for breakfast at a friends house. He had almost nothing to eat except a box of chocolate chip cookies in I found in the way back of his cupboard. So I figured 'Hey I'll just crumble these up in a bowl and throw some milk on 'em!' Cause I mean come on Cookie Crisp is like cookies for breakfast so why not the real thing? Well it tasted nothing like Cookie Crisp and the cookies I crumbled in there just disintegrated after about a minute and after a few bites I figured out they were months past their good by date.

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  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TFS are you talking about the one where homer thinks burns is an alien?

    thats a great one

    as is the Bigger Brother episode from season 4

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    which alien one
    with Mulder and Scully

    and Düff

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    my favorite is Homer vs. The City of New York.

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so yeah, the one where Homer thinks Burns is an alien

    some great Nick lines in that one

    "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit... until I ram this down your throat!"

    and the line that is funny on many levels

    "The most rewarding part is when he gave me my money!"

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  • HompHomp Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    so yeah, the one where Homer thinks Burns is an alien

    some great Nick lines in that one

    "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit... until I ram this down your throat!"

    and the line that is funny on many levels

    "The most rewarding part is when he gave me my money!"

    Is there really a time/place where either of those aren't appropriate?

    Because I can't think of one.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    It's too bad they took the new york one out of the re-run lineup forever.

    Since it prominently features the twin towers.

    Also the one where Bart becomes Burns' heir.

    The part where he tries to kick the field goal

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • CalebrosCalebros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what?

    ive seen it like 30 times since then

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    what?

    ive seen it like 30 times since then

    really?

    Oh, well it's out on dvd anyway so

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They took it out for a little while, but its back. People realized they were being stupid.

  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    They took it out for a little while, but its back. People realized they were being stupid.

    good

    it's a great episode

    Only Khlav Khalash.

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAB JUICE PLEEZE!

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't put sugar on my unsweetened cereals

    I use coffee sweetener

    Now hear me out on this one

    When you put sugar in, it sinks to the bottom of the bowl, and you have to scrape it off with each scoop just to get some in the spoon

    And when you drink the milk at the end it's all milkmilkmilkmilkOHGODSOLIDGLOBOFSUGAR

    But sweetener? Dissolves in the milk, evenly distributed with every spoonful.

    The eventual cancer will be worth it.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I'm in love with this Veronica Mars show.

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