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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D:

    So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?

    cause...fuckin' brazen

    Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.

    Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"

    Wonder_Hippie on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm just a loveologist
    love me some lovin'
    gonna study up on lovin'

    Ain't no problem you can't solve in loveology with a larger sample size.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm not a heathen, actually. But hey, when the day of Judgement comes I'll put in a good word for some of you.

    As long as your name isn't Obs.


    edit: Actually, you can't work for comcast either. It's nothing personal, but it turns out that Satan owns Comcast. Yeah.

    Or be me.

    Tee hee. You hate me.

    You were even all, "Ronaldo should be infracted!"

    Yeah I should,

    fer kickin' yer ass.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D:

    So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?

    cause...fuckin' brazen

    Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.

    Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"

    D: isn't strong enough

    DeShadowC on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm not a heathen, actually. But hey, when the day of Judgement comes I'll put in a good word for some of you.

    As long as your name isn't Obs.


    edit: Actually, you can't work for comcast either. It's nothing personal, but it turns out that Satan owns Comcast. Yeah.

    I never claimed to be anything other then a heathen.

    DeShadowC on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D:

    So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?

    cause...fuckin' brazen

    Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.

    Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"

    That is fucking amazing. :lol:

    Inquisitor on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D:

    So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?

    cause...fuckin' brazen

    Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.

    Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"
    this is either the best story or the WORST STORY EVER

    Hakkekage on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D:

    So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?

    cause...fuckin' brazen

    Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.

    Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"
    this is either the best story or the WORST STORY EVER

    D:

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My vote might have been "best story" if not for the "only in the pooper" rule.

    I think there's just a line there.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm going to put in an extra good word for Hippie though just because that would be so hilarious.

    No JC. Hippie is cool, man.
    Oh, Ok, well come on then.

    WH: NOOOOOOOOO!

    vaderno.jpg

    Ludious on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

    in the pooper man

    POOOPER

    nexuscrawler on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My vote might have been "best story" if not for the "only in the pooper" rule.

    I think there's just a line there.
    ahahahahaha I had already forgotten about that part before he posted that latest story.


    oh man

    Bama on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to put in an extra good word for Hippie though just because that would be so hilarious.

    No JC. Hippie is cool, man.
    Oh, Ok, well come on then.

    WH: NOOOOOOOOO!

    vaderno.jpg

    You kidding me? I'd be glad to get in, then I'd bitch out God for being a redundant lazy bitch.

    Wonder_Hippie on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm just a loveologist
    love me some lovin'
    gonna study up on lovin'

    Ain't no problem you can't solve in loveology with a larger sample size.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

    Schadenfreude. Fatty was asking for it.

    Inquisitor on
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

    in the pooper man

    POOOPER

    Sexual assault is not funny.

    In other news re: poopers

    Today is Fat Tuesday.

    Go out, drink some t3h b33rz, get drunk, and get a [wo]man on top of you.
    onshoulders.jpg

    Err ... not what I had in mind, but it's a start.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

    in the pooper man

    POOOPER

    Sexual assault is not funny.

    In other news re: poopers

    Today is Fat Tuesday.

    Go out, drink some t3h b33rz, get drunk, and get a [wo]man on top of you.
    onshoulders.jpg

    Err ... not what I had in mind, but it's a start.

    You're being very boring today.

    DeShadowC on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    I still remember the sound of Mandingo's bare feet on the tile making that patsquish-patsquish-patsquish sound because his feet were still wet. But there was a third beat in the rhythm there aside from his two feet, his junk slamming against his stomach, which made sort of a "fwappah" sound.

    Wonder_Hippie on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm just a loveologist
    love me some lovin'
    gonna study up on lovin'

    Ain't no problem you can't solve in loveology with a larger sample size.
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends in China in a combination twist of fate and poorly planned and executed bridge burning (metaphor. No lives actually lost).

    Last weekend, merely by sitting at Starbucks and looking, as one girl called it "cross", I get three new phone numbers and a free lapdance. The dance may seem unrelated, but I'm sure it figures strongly into the causal web. I also got a new contact today as a direct result of one of the others.

    Go me.

    ...

    There's another shoe around here somewhere. I hope to god it's another girl.

    Loren Michael on
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Sexual assault is never funny.

    I don't get it.

    in the pooper man

    POOOPER

    my pointless nonsense

    You're being very boring today.

    It's 11:16, I have time to work on it. I can be even more boring.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends
    She really hates it when you call her that.

    Bama on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Loren what ethnicity are you out of curiosity?

    Inquisitor on
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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goddammit. Why couldn't I have been having these discussions when it was actually on t.v.?

    I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.

    And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.

    Crap...

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends in China in a combination twist of fate and poorly planned and executed bridge burning (metaphor. No lives actually lost).

    Last weekend, merely by sitting at Starbucks and looking, as one girl called it "cross", I get three new phone numbers and a free lapdance. The dance may seem unrelated, but I'm sure it figures strongly into the causal web. I also got a new contact today as a direct result of one of the others.

    Go me.

    ...

    There's another shoe around here somewhere. I hope to god it's another girl.

    What in the fuck

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goddammit. Why couldn't I have been having these discussions when it was actually on t.v.?

    I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.

    And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.

    Crap...

    You should watch good TV instead. :P

    Inquisitor on
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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Loren what ethnicity are you out of curiosity?

    Loren is a shining white rock awash in a sea of yellow.

    :...:

    In my rush to wax poetic about Loren, I have inadvertantly compared him to a urinal cake.

    The Raging Platypus on
    Quid wrote: »
    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Goddammit. Why couldn't I have been having these discussions when it was actually on t.v.?

    I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.

    And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.

    Crap...

    You should watch good TV instead. :P

    ass kicked.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Goddammit. Why couldn't I have been having these discussions when it was actually on t.v.?

    I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.

    And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.

    Crap...

    You should watch good TV instead. :P

    Seriously.

    DeShadowC on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Loren what ethnicity are you out of curiosity?

    Totally Fucking Awesome.

    Loren Michael on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goddammit. Why couldn't I have been having these discussions when it was actually on t.v.?

    I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.

    And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.

    Crap...
    I just found out this morning that the first two seasons of Buffy are on Hulu so I'm gonna watch those. Sounds like you are further along, though.

    Bama on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Loren what ethnicity are you out of curiosity?

    Loren is a shining white rock awash in a sea of yellow.

    :...:

    In my rush to wax poetic about Loren, I have inadvertantly compared him to a urinal cake.

    Hahahaha

    I was just trying to figure out if the girlies were on him due to "ooo foreigner" of if he was just one really suave ass asian dude.

    Inquisitor on
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    keke korea micro?

    300 apm isn't just something they do in Starcraft.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I still remember the sound of Mandingo's bare feet on the tile making that patsquish-patsquish-patsquish sound because his feet were still wet. But there was a third beat in the rhythm there aside from his two feet, his junk slamming against his stomach, which made sort of a "fwappah" sound.

    STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

    nexuscrawler on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends in China in a combination twist of fate and poorly planned and executed bridge burning (metaphor. No lives actually lost).

    Last weekend, merely by sitting at Starbucks and looking, as one girl called it "cross", I get three new phone numbers and a free lapdance. The dance may seem unrelated, but I'm sure it figures strongly into the causal web. I also got a new contact today as a direct result of one of the others.

    Go me.

    ...

    There's another shoe around here somewhere. I hope to god it's another girl.

    What in the fuck

    The lapdance was by two other girls. They are not included among the aforementioned numbers I received.

    Loren Michael on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Finally getting around to building a Racing Music playlist.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    WH's Mandingo stories are amazingly hilarious.

    Also I'm impressed he managed to keep a hard on going through ice water.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You should watch good TV instead. :P

    There's no time for that now!

    JamesKeenan on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Finally getting around to building a Racing Music playlist.

    What is being raced?

    Loren Michael on
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Does your "causal web" involve giving away a lot of money?

    If not... man what

    wazilla on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Taking a final while coming down with some sort of bug is not an experience I wish to repeat anytime soon.

    Cinders on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Again, it's Fat Tuesday.

    Go out, liquor up and fornicate.

    I expect stories tomorrow.

    If you can't liquor up and fornicate, spend the day writing a story about how you did. GAHD.

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