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The Dailyshow/Colbert Report: "Where Roe V Wade is two ways to get across a river."

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm just looking forward to seeing that Alan Keyes clip if only to see how you can possibly mock it.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited February 2009
    No. They're back this week.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "Hugh Jackman was unbe-fucking-lievable!"

    And apparently Jon Stewart is the George W. Bush of comedy.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Not sure what the second line means?

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It means he did such a horrendous job as an Oscar host he paved the way for someone else from a completely different field (Hugh Jackman, who's an actor, and not even primarily a comedic one) than would normally be looked into for Oscar host.

    i.e. Only a Republican sucking at governance for eight years could prepare the country for a black man as president.

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    piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Free shipping for $79 dollars a year? That's...


    not free. That's $79 dollars a year.

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    OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man...

    Amazon Kindle Dude needs to stop laughing.

    Not every joke require you to leans backwards and forwards while laughing like you're insane.

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I like that Jon kind of inadvertently nailed the Kindle guy on the price.

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    piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In his defense, Jeff Bezos is insane. Too many fumes from all the money.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously, if I was rich as fuck, everything would be hilarious.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jon Oliver just got a lot of points with me for calling Jon Stewart the George Bush of comedy. that's fucking funny.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TubularLuggage wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Will they be doing reruns this week too?

    Well they have no obvious reason to be doing reruns, so probably.

    I didn't even know the oscars were happening until last night's Daily Show. I don't keep up on stuff like that.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you down with GOP?

    yes. you know me.



    gold.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obama is the Antichrist. Or the next Hitler.

    Oh, I don't know where you find the crazies Daily Show, but I love you for it.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy shit. Hiiiit piece. <3

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I nearly spit coke all over my monitor with the Usual Suspects reference.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's all so clear now. How could we have missed it. He rides both sides.

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    CaedereCaedere S'no regrets BIRDIESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tomanta wrote: »
    I nearly spit coke all over my monitor with the Usual Suspects reference.

    Same here. It's funny - I just saw Usual Suspects for the first time just a few days ago. That segment on TDS was epic.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jindal = Mr. Rogers - check.
    Let's see if we get Jindal = Kenneth the Page.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I figure Colbert will get that.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh my god this is beyond hilarious

    hahahaha

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    OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That was a masterful use of the Baconaise joke. It's like Obama and Jindal worked together so that Jon Stewart would be pushed to the brink of satanic foods.

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god, the farm stories. I also completely forgot about Tom Sellack's last appearance until he mentioned the dog from the last movie. Then it all came back IMMEDIATELY.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Huh, I'm surprised Colbert doesn't have any ashes on his forehead.

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wow, he actually put his hand through a flame.

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    TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TubularLuggage wrote: »
    Wow, he actually put his hand through a flame.

    Have you never done that? It's not at all dangerous as long as you don't stop you hand there and the flame isn't anything unusual.

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    OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "No wonder Mario was so afraid of that Donkey...

    ...Kong."

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Selleck had me rolling on the floor. That man is pure awesome.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh God, the Baconaise.

    So fucking hilarious.

    Jon Stewart is a man willing to make great sacrifices for his audience.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The same company makes bacon lip balm.

    And bacon salt, which is actually worthwhile.

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Jragghen wrote: »
    The same company makes bacon lip balm.

    And bacon salt, which is actually worthwhile.

    Their Hebrew language localization for Israel didn't go so well, though.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited February 2009
    Did Selleck really spend an entire interview talking about his dead brain damaged sheep?

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Did Selleck really spend an entire interview talking about his dead brain damaged sheep?

    Also his dead cow, Daisy.

    Who was cremated.

    Making it, as Jon said, the best story ever.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "I can't believe it... I think my tongue just took a shit."

    That is the greatest line ever.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    To be fair, Baconnaise doesn't actually contain any bacon. It's just bacon-flavored.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Oh God, the Baconaise.

    So fucking hilarious.

    Jon Stewart is a man willing to make great sacrifices for his audience.

    I am genuinely surprised he didn't vomit.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Light mayo-anything is a sin against everything.

    Even Weight Watchers will tell you to just eat the normal stuff.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Oh God, the Baconaise.

    So fucking hilarious.

    Jon Stewart is a man willing to make great sacrifices for his audience.

    It reminded me of when Steve Carrell ate raw Crisco like it was vanilla ice cream.

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Baconaise was hilarious.

    The tarantulas terrifying.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    To be fair, Baconnaise doesn't actually contain any bacon. It's just bacon-flavored.

    That's almost worse.

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