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Octuplets & Being a single mother with 14 children.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've always wondered if your kids are taken into foster care due to negligence multiple times, can the court ever order a person to not reproduce after they're finished serving their sentence?

    "Nope! You can't have 30 more kids like you planned - the judge ordered chemical castration for you!"

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Well, they'd make her get goverment help, but the first reaction isn't always "take the kids"

    Dude, my kneejerk reaction to any family with more then 6 kids is wtf. My reaction to unemployed couples who decide to keep popping out kids is to slap the crap out of them whilst asking them how they intend to care for additional kids when they don't have any means of supporting the ones they already have.

    At this point I'd be tempted to follow this woman around for 72 hours explaining to her through a bull horn all the myriad ways in which she is a stupid, stupid bitch. The people of california would pass the legend of this happening down from Mother to daughter, Until eventually It would be turned into a broadway musical.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I've always wondered if your kids are taken into foster care due to negligence multiple times, can the court ever order a person to not reproduce after they're finished serving their sentence?

    "Nope! You can't have 30 more kids like you planned - the judge ordered chemical castration for you!"

    Nope.

    Unfortunately, since reproduction is tied directly to a host of other extremely vital freedoms, there's no way to control it without violating extremely vital freedoms.

    The only outs I'm aware of are declaring her incapable of making decisions, or throwing her in jail.

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  • DragonPupDragonPup Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As for OctoMom buying a home, I doubt that'll happen. Unless she got paid so much that she can outright pay cash for the entire thing, I do not think any mortgage company today will give her a loan with this economy how it is. She has no steady income stream, major debts, and probably a horrific credit report. She is a massive risk for any mortgage company in a time where credit is much tighter than it was just a year ago.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »

    She should do it.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's not horrible at all.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Just preggo scenes?

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  • Richard_DastardlyRichard_Dastardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Just preggo scenes?

    Dude, her belly has to look something like Kuato's retarded cousin. I think Octomom porn would be about 10 steps below double-amputee porn on the who-the-fuck-would-watch-this-shit scale.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    People will watch it though, just like they watched One Night in Chyna *shudders*

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yea, people will watch it in the privacy of the internets. Then we will comment about it here because we need to discuss the craziness of it all.

    well not here, but somewhere in SE I'm sure

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    People will watch it though, just like they watched One Night in Chyna *shudders*

    Nah she won't take the deal don't worry, she wants to be Angelina Jolie, not Trangelina Bolie.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Angelina Jolie would star in porn. Didn't she want to be JLO though? She looks hideous thus far.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If she does take the role, man, those octuplets are going to be pissed when they're older and find out about it.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    If she does take the role, man, those octuplets are going to be pissed when they're older and find out about it.

    Honestly from what it sounds like she'll be lucky if all of them are able to remember their own names.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd watch it, just for shear fuck up'ed-ness of the whole situation.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

    Your mouse hand isn't worth as much as your jerkin' hand.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

    Your mouse hand isn't worth as much as your jerkin' hand.

    Same hand D:

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can you imagine those late night commercials advertising for such a video?

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  • tsmvengytsmvengy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    Can you imagine those late night commercials advertising for such a video?

    PP31213~Octopussy-Posters.jpg?

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsmvengy wrote: »
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    Can you imagine those late night commercials advertising for such a video?

    PP31213~Octopussy-Posters.jpg?

    Nice, but a little too easy.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my job blocks that. I can't see the potential funny/weirdness.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I bet her body looks like a deflated balloon.

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  • Richard_DastardlyRichard_Dastardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    I bet her body looks like a deflated balloon.

    Her body is a deflated balloon.

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  • tsmvengytsmvengy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    my job blocks that. I can't see the potential funny/weirdness.

    A poster from a James Bond movie with a relevant title.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsmvengy wrote: »
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    my job blocks that. I can't see the potential funny/weirdness.

    A poster from a James Bond movie with a relevant title.

    ahh, octopussy.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

    Your mouse hand isn't worth as much as your jerkin' hand.

    Same hand D:

    You are surfing porn at only 50% capacity.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

    Your mouse hand isn't worth as much as your jerkin' hand.

    Same hand D:

    You are surfing porn at only 50% capacity.


    Maybe he has found a way to combine the two. He's surfing at 150....or even 200% capcity.

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  • RoundBoyRoundBoy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    This is obviously absurd, but I'm not even close to being surprised. The offers will become more and more mundane until she's a reality show "star".

    I'd bet my mouse hand on it.

    Your mouse hand isn't worth as much as your jerkin' hand.

    Same hand D:

    You are surfing porn at only 50% capacity.


    Maybe he has found a way to combine the two. He's surfing at 150....or even 200% capcity.

    This makes me think of some strange combo of one of those pointing mice, one of those flashlights you shake to charge by induction, and a fleshlight.



    I'm searching the patent office now.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, she's got the resumé to be a porn star. She already has prior experience of having multiple people in her at once! HEY-OOO!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, she's got the resumé to be a porn star. She already has prior experience of having multiple people in her at once! HEY-OOO!

    OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I can't imagine that this woman would have enough friction left in her vagina to enable a man to retain an erection if any of her children weren't removed via caesarion.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gaddez wrote: »
    I can't imagine that this woman would have enough friction left in her vagina to enable a man to retain an erection if any of her children weren't removed via caesarion.

    Except they were.

    So there you go.

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