Tigers are good but there are far more fearsome predators out there. Bears for example.
If you're going to have a dangerous pet, have one that will at least fuck up a small village if it goes on a rampage. Tigers can go down to a gun. Americans have lots of them. Get a bear.
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edited February 2009
Jakes favorite battle morph was the tiger.
If you're saying something bad about tigers, then you're saying something bad about Jake. If you say something bad about Jake, we are going to have words.
Tigers are good but there are far more fearsome predators out there. Bears for example.
If you're going to have a dangerous pet, have one that will at least fuck up a small village if it goes on a rampage. Tigers can go down to a gun. Americans have lots of them. Get a bear.
bears go down to a gun, provided it's got more than one bullet in it
you want a genocide animal that's almost bulletproof, look no further than the african elephant
or if you're having trouble convincing it to kill in the direction you want, pick a black rhino, those fuckers charge anything they see with their terrible vision
I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.
And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.
crocodiles can only chew something to death if it gets the jump on you around a watering hole
if it's on land, oh no, better slowly walk away while it meanders towards you with it's shitty amphibian legs
all this added to the fact that you can literally hold a crocodile's mouth closed
Cant hold it open though.
And furthermore, crocodiles live in the water. It's home base. They know their shit. Saying they're slow on land is true, and an escape tactic. But the point is you'll never be attacked by one on land. And the only way you will see one attacking you is when it is too late.
Plenty of people meet close encounters with bears, and most often they end without injury. I don't think the same is true of crocodiles, though you could easily argue that is because of the far less frequent human contact they have.
Still, invisible silent eating machine beats big lumbering fluffy mammal any day. Crocodiles and sharks have both remained unchanged for millions of years. If it aint broke....
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You know it's things like these that make me believe that if god is real, he must fucking hate us.
No, he hates bears more.
EDIT: Yes, I am insisting that Stephen Colbert is god. Or at least a messenger or something.
i'm not so sure you want a tiger that badly.
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Ninja Tigers are prone to being trampled.
You do not want to meet a Ninjelephant in a dark alley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_7VUNHe3Q
that tiger went tiger
Ligers
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If you're going to have a dangerous pet, have one that will at least fuck up a small village if it goes on a rampage. Tigers can go down to a gun. Americans have lots of them. Get a bear.
If you're saying something bad about tigers, then you're saying something bad about Jake. If you say something bad about Jake, we are going to have words.
And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.
bears go down to a gun, provided it's got more than one bullet in it
you want a genocide animal that's almost bulletproof, look no further than the african elephant
or if you're having trouble convincing it to kill in the direction you want, pick a black rhino, those fuckers charge anything they see with their terrible vision
crocodiles can only chew something to death if it gets the jump on you around a watering hole
if it's on land, oh no, better slowly walk away while it meanders towards you with it's shitty amphibian legs
all this added to the fact that you can literally hold a crocodile's mouth closed
they can eat fat people
Well I guess that's a cue for
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
Cant hold it open though.
And furthermore, crocodiles live in the water. It's home base. They know their shit. Saying they're slow on land is true, and an escape tactic. But the point is you'll never be attacked by one on land. And the only way you will see one attacking you is when it is too late.
Plenty of people meet close encounters with bears, and most often they end without injury. I don't think the same is true of crocodiles, though you could easily argue that is because of the far less frequent human contact they have.
Still, invisible silent eating machine beats big lumbering fluffy mammal any day. Crocodiles and sharks have both remained unchanged for millions of years. If it aint broke....
Hell, chimps can do it.
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d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
what do you expect
Coran Attack!
Which one?
I want a tiger so much
or a penguin!
Yes, he will.
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