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I want a goddamn tiger

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    400 what, tigers? Wow that is sad. Why the fuck are we keeping them as pets again?

    Because in the wild they are still being hunted down for their furs.

    Tiget skins currently sell for $120,000 IIRC.

    You know it's things like these that make me believe that if god is real, he must fucking hate us.

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'd say he hates tigers more

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Riale wrote: »
    Is there a tiger pokemon?


    I think there is...

    Raikou, one of the three legendary "dogs" from Gold/Silver.



    Jesus fuck I'm a horrible nerd.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bwanie wrote: »
    i'd say he hates tigers more

    No, he hates bears more.

    EDIT: Yes, I am insisting that Stephen Colbert is god. Or at least a messenger or something.

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fair enough

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    i'm not so sure you want a tiger that badly.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shit, we're screwed.

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But just think of how hesitant your enemies will be!

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    you know

    if you won the lottery you could buy one
    I appreciated this.

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mee-oww

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    i'm not so sure you want a tiger that badly.

    Ninja Tigers are prone to being trampled.

    You do not want to meet a Ninjelephant in a dark alley.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_7VUNHe3Q

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that tiger didn't go crazy

    that tiger went tiger

    Spoiler:
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin thread

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know what's more awesome then Tigers?

    Ligers
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    Edit:
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tigers are good but there are far more fearsome predators out there. Bears for example.

    If you're going to have a dangerous pet, have one that will at least fuck up a small village if it goes on a rampage. Tigers can go down to a gun. Americans have lots of them. Get a bear.

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jakes favorite battle morph was the tiger.

    If you're saying something bad about tigers, then you're saying something bad about Jake. If you say something bad about Jake, we are going to have words.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.

    And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Tigers are good but there are far more fearsome predators out there. Bears for example.

    If you're going to have a dangerous pet, have one that will at least fuck up a small village if it goes on a rampage. Tigers can go down to a gun. Americans have lots of them. Get a bear.

    bears go down to a gun, provided it's got more than one bullet in it

    you want a genocide animal that's almost bulletproof, look no further than the african elephant

    or if you're having trouble convincing it to kill in the direction you want, pick a black rhino, those fuckers charge anything they see with their terrible vision

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tigers are pretty cool

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.

    And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.

    crocodiles can only chew something to death if it gets the jump on you around a watering hole

    if it's on land, oh no, better slowly walk away while it meanders towards you with it's shitty amphibian legs

    all this added to the fact that you can literally hold a crocodile's mouth closed

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    actually crocs can be pretty fast on land as well

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i take that back then

    they can eat fat people

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.

    And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.

    Well I guess that's a cue for

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    actually crocs can be pretty fast on land as well
    But they can't turn fast. If you're not running a streight line you should be fine,

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.

    And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.

    crocodiles can only chew something to death if it gets the jump on you around a watering hole

    if it's on land, oh no, better slowly walk away while it meanders towards you with it's shitty amphibian legs

    all this added to the fact that you can literally hold a crocodile's mouth closed

    Cant hold it open though.

    And furthermore, crocodiles live in the water. It's home base. They know their shit. Saying they're slow on land is true, and an escape tactic. But the point is you'll never be attacked by one on land. And the only way you will see one attacking you is when it is too late.

    Plenty of people meet close encounters with bears, and most often they end without injury. I don't think the same is true of crocodiles, though you could easily argue that is because of the far less frequent human contact they have.

    Still, invisible silent eating machine beats big lumbering fluffy mammal any day. Crocodiles and sharks have both remained unchanged for millions of years. If it aint broke....

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • CliffjumperCliffjumper Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    The Transformers Fandom: Consistantly bitching about something or another since 1984.

    http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/03/28/warbot_001/ - "WARBOT In Accounting"
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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2009

    d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that cub looks fucked up

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it's got a chimp for a goddamn mom

    what do you expect

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    scarab you have mental problems
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "Damned alligator bit my hand off"

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    "Damned alligator bit my hand off"

    Which one?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man I want a sugar glider

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited February 2009
    eeeeeeeee!
    I want a tiger so much
    or a penguin!

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited February 2009
    trade you my dog for your tiger/penguin?

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited February 2009
    oh god, a tiger-penguin

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    Terrendos wrote: »
    How have people not learned that these kinds of animals are not domesticated? It boggles my mind.

    He will learn to love!

    Yes, he will.


    THE TASTE OF FLESH

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want a puffin - have it sitting on my shoulder like I'm an Arctic Sea pirate.

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